#kidquotes

[mediocrity-and-moral-ambiguity]

Today I worked a birthday party as Elsa for a 4 year old and since my company isn’t like a legit Disney company I can say whatever the f I want and here’s an excerpt of a convo I had

4y/o: why can’t you use your ice powers?

Me: I’m not allowed to here

4y/o: why not?

Me: because your government told me I couldn’t while I’m visiting, it was part of my work visa

Maybe I should stop saying everything that comes into my brain while I’m working but I like to think that she’ll suddenly be interested in immigration visas and I somehow turned her into a future activist

[lunarharlequin]

I enjoy holding potatoes. They feel nice in my soft and smooth hands.

[staceybrandfordphoto]

Long lines and good times. #kidquotes #itsnotmystyle #butimimpressed #imean #theybuiltitbackwhen #theywerestill #poopinginthestreets 🙄🤣 . . . . . #passportready #wishyouwerehere #florence #italy #travelphotographer #travel #staceybrandford #landscape #departures #afarmedia #enroutemag #destinations #instagramtravel #igtravel #vsco #vscocam #beautifuldestinations #travelpics #summerinitaly #niceviews #viewstocureblues #italiansummer #duomodreams (at Duomo di Milano - Milan Cathedral) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1V9s_ugx4n/?igshid=byz8mpmqe4a0

[marxsgrandson]

7 year old girl I babysit, talking to me about her younger brother:

“Can I tell you a secret? Nabil likes pink. But that’s not a problem!”

[poppins-me]

★

[todayintoddlerhood]

"You have to finish your sandwich to leave the table. You can't get up until I get up." "Mommy, I want to see how tall you are." #toddlerquote #trickytoddler

[artedadventures]

When I was young and Pokemon Go was popular...

how one of my fourth graders started a sentence unsarcastically. 

[mrssmartmoneyhq]

I don’t even know what to say to this…... My cherubs were discussing what superpowers they had and what death-defying situations they could get out of, using said superpowers. They were really coming up with some good scenarios. The Avengers would have been proud. After a while, they both began speaking in hushed tones, I’m never comfortable when they speak in hushed tones, so I inquired as to what sort of collusion were they up to that required said hushed tones. To this, my only daughter replied, that they had decided that I was Super Mum and they were fighting over me. Well, I joy of joys, any mothers heart would miss a beat at hearing such warming words. This is where I should have left well enough alone, unfortunately, in my excitement I didn’t. I foolishly requested to know what amazing superpower was bestowed on me? Eagerly, they both informed me that I had two superpowers, the power of cleaning and the power to do whatever they asked. They were fighting over who would get me as their sidekick. I wasn’t allowed to be the main superhero, because real superheroes had proper powers but mine would do finely for serving whichever child owned me! And here’s me thinking that slavery was abolished 😞 Silly Super Mum : : : : : : ; #sillyquestions #mummyblogger #frugalliving #kidquotes #minimalism #kids #whattheysay #supermom #supermum #superpowers #superpower #theavengers #mumtalk #kidsuperpowers #smartmoney #smartmoneysmartkids #smartmoneywoman #lessbutbetter #lessbutbetterthings #esteem #thickskin #rawnerve #endurance #sidekick #neverwin (at Ireland (country)) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs_aS5kFVju/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=dld6bn8iwqj

[thegingerjew]

So yeah, tech week is going great. Follow me on Twitter for more funny kids quotes! Working at a children's theatre provides me with a constant stream of new material. #kidquoteoftheday #kidquotes #kidsquotes #childrenstheatre #childrenstheater #techweek #dog #darkside https://www.instagram.com/p/BrBHWq8nquA/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=12l3tjaty7t84

[bonetiredmama]

MAGA? #kidssaythedarndestthings #kidquotes

[mrs-bones-teaches]

Student 1: Miss K, somebody said the D word!

Student 2: what word, D----bag?

student 1: No, the Beaver House one!

[dashadisha]

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[en24news]

Emmanuel Mayonnade (coach of the Netherlands): "Almost like a kid" before the World – Hand – World (F)

Emmanuel Mayonnade (coach of the Netherlands): "Almost like a kid" before the World – Hand – World (F)

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A third Frenchman (besides Krumbholz and Mayonnade) is at the head of a selection at this World Cup: Frederic Bougeant. The former coach of Le Havre and Fleury in particular will lead Senegal for its first World Cup, a team in development where many binationals evolve (the Nicoise Sako, the Toulonnaise N'Diaye, the former French international hub Kamdop …)."In order to prepare for the next…

[4leaf1997]

7th Grade teacher: Draw your pet

Kid who doesn't have a pet: I don't have one so I'm just going to draw a picture of a beluga whale off the internet.

#kidquotes

[lunarharlequin]

swiggity swoompst

whomst

[marxsgrandson]

“Is sabbatical a beach?”-Kid Quotes

Kid I babysit: my teacher is going to be on sabbatical after my last day, so I’m going to get a new teacher.

Me: oh. Do you know why she’s leaving?

Kid: she’s going to some beach for sabbatical. Is sabbatical a beach?