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Okay but you know if the school actually did do academic fixes for kids with adventurers in the family or tragedy, Kipperlilly would be complaining about that too.

Cause it was never about actually being fair. It was always about making things better for her.

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What I'm saying is that Gilear didn't just find out his wife cheated on him, he also discovered he was going to outlive his daughter by centuries. Tiefling typically only live a few years longer than humans, which is a far cry from the life span he expected for Fig. Do you think he's ever processed that grief? Do you think Fig has? Do you think any of her parents sat her down and talked to her about what that meant for her? idk I have some feelings about it.

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Anyone: Oh, Fabian, sounds like you might be getting a younger sibling soon.

Fabian: *his eyes illuminated by the fiery glow of HIS baby clothes that he’s burning* not if I have any say in this!

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Fabian may be totally against the idea of having siblings but I guarantee you if Gilear and Hallariel ever did have a kid he would love that kid the second he got a chance to hold it

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"Liar, frumpy, wrong."

he died as he lived

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Bobby dawn is a very brave man for antagonizing someone related to so many faculty deaths of the school he was just hired at. The bad kids have intentionally killed at least 4 members of the faculty personally and through their actions gotten at least 3 members killed by happenstance, not to mention all the times they killed Gilear through being dumb. Just saying if there were a group of kids at my school who were people of interest in the deaths of 8 faculty members in the school I work at, I would not antagonize them

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THIS GUY ☝️👇☝️👇☝️👇 honours the COCK 😤😤👏👏💯💯💯

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Kristen pulling the most stereotypical lesbian shit ever and calling Gertie her GIRLFRIEND after they made out ONCE.

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my favourite characterisation that's so unnecessary but so real about the bad kids is that fabian is almost never-present in the groupchat

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Not to “um actually” but Um, Actually the Bad Kids didn’t have any chaperones for their Spring Break quest they had hirelings.

Sandra Lynn, Cathilda, Tracker, Ragh, and to a lesser extent, Gilear, were all technically working for the Bad Kids.

The Bad “in charge of 3 legal & 2 near-adults” Kids vs The Rat “need a chaperone because they aren’t good enough” Grinders had wildly different Spring Break quests

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I saw a couple people saying that maybe Eugenia Shadow was part of Arthur Aguefort's original adventuring party, and that got me thinking about the possibility of the OG staff of the Adventuring Academy all being made up of his party members, who worked together to take down Kalvaxus

Like, maybe they were short-staffed in the beginning because they were just starting out, so Arthur originally pulled double duty as the wizarding professor and the principal. Maybe he had a huge, thirteen-person party, or there were just a bunch of multiclassers that were teaching two---or even three---classes at once.

...Now I kinda wanna see a prequel sidequest

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Really need a scene with Sandra Lynn and Bobby Dawn where Sandra Lynn can go “We all know how you like to prey on the young and vulnerable, Robert” and Bobby Dawn is just so uncomfortable in the way someone who had power over you and threw you under a bus is when their victim gains power and standing against them

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Thinking about. Rizbert. Erizabeth. Rizwalda. Riz has to be short for something because... because why? Is he 'too good' for a short name? (a goblin name?) Isn't he surrounded by non-goblins who cannot think outside their cultural perceptions of what a name is supposed to be? Riz both as a name and as a person seems short & lesser but don't worry, he's really something greater, something larger and longer than can be expressed with his native name. As if something small cannot be powerful and important without secretly being large. As if there is only one way to be great. It's like Sklonda said, his name is Riz. Just Riz, as if there's anything 'just' about it.

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I love how much emily axford loves to see lou wilson suffer.

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truly no one has taken the kipperlily hate to heart as strong as adaine. she doesn't want to just kill kipperlily, she wants that girl's ego destroyed

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Riz has spent this whole season, struggling so much and trying so hard to squeeze blood from a stone, to be in a dozen places at once, to stay afloat, to secure his future, to save the world (again), barely having time to spend with his mom and literally having to be in hell so he can have a few blessed minutes to chat with his murdered father about work (which yes, is an act of love when a Gukgak is doing it but God, he's so tired).

And Kipperlilly is watching this kid, who is taking stress tokens for his friends even though he's at capacity himself, whose blood is more coffee than anything else at this point because you can't solve problems when you're asleep, who signed up for an exam with a 100% mortality rate for lack of other viable options, and saying to herself, "You lucky bastard. It's not fair."

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I love that every kipperclock riddlefuck post I’ve seen since yesterday’s episode is so so split. Either it’s about her being the absolute most vile, privileged bitch in the universe (true) and how she deserves to die for it (less true), or it’s how in her own, sad, fucked up way she already has gotten her magical tragic backstory.

I hope when we end up fixing this revival god shit she just has an actual mental breakdown and goes to see an actual therapist/anger management specialist. We love jawbone but he started studying for the job after he got it, and as lovely as he is, he is not qualified or professionally trained enough to help her out.