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Reblog if it's okay for anybody to message you if they're feeling lonely during self isolation. Let's get through this together!
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#serial killer#true crime#murder#ted bundy#jeffrey dahmer#eric harris#dylan klebold#charles manson#tumblr memes#funny#comedy#memes#random
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I barely write but I do make memes about my characters and that’s something

#writing#procrastination#tumblr memes#i love my characters#i really do#you should too#i can’t be helped#i actually have my characters as vines
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Unpopular Opinion Hogwarts Mystery edition: Merula tried to repeatedly kill us, get us expelled, or make us loses house points even if you were also a Slytherin. Not to mention the fact that she’s actually going out of her way to ruin our lives is just so reprehensible. This is why I didn’t give her my place in the Frog Choir and why I always make sure my character is dismissive towards her. Instead of trying to improve herself Merula always goes backs to her parents being in Azkaban for pity points even though she always makes fun of us because our brother is missing which traumatized us enough to making finding him our main goal, and she belittles us for it. What I’m trying to say is Merula is a horrible person and you guys need to stop defending her.
#anti merula#hogwarts mystery merula#jacob’s sibling#merula snyde#this is late sorry#it had to be said#visible confusion#anti merula snyde#hogwarts mystery
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I could never read a book without thinking “If I was in the series I would totally-“
#reading#bookworm#reading is life#harry potter series#lunar chronicles#i could go on#i fail at life#stephen king books#game of thrones#the hobbit#lord of the rings
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Kissing Styles...
James Potter: Very… very eager, but trying really… really hard to restrain himself. Knows how to do fun things with his tongue… has had a lot of practice. All in all… he’s what people like to describe as “fun”… 8/10
Sirius Black: Knows how to adapt. Can pretty much match anyone’s kissing style, but likes deep, intense kissing the most… Also likes biting and hickeys. As talented as he is pretty. Down for basically anything… An enjoyable experience all the way around. 11/10
Remus Lupin: Nervous. Starts off slow… then kisses like it’s the last time he’ll ever kiss someone because he always feels like it’s the last time anyone will ever want to kiss him… 6/10 when he’s nervous… 9/10 when he relaxes and let’s go.
Peter Pettigrew: Sweats a lot… too much tongue… 4/10
Lily Evans: Expert kisser, knows her shit… at least as far as technicalities go… but lacks spontaneity. Get’s flustered when she doesn’t see something coming like James’ tongue tricks… also gets distracted easily (”SHIT! That’s due tomorrow!”)… Overall, needs some work. 6.5/10
Frank Longbottom: Handles you like you’re made of glass… very gentle… very sweet… enjoys kissing the spot just beneath your ear. Hates biting because he’s worried he’ll hurt you. Often stops to stare or chat. Worships the ground you walk on… 8/10 for kissing… 20/10 for making you feel like a goddess.
Alice Longbottom: Kinky as fuck. 9/10
Dorcas Meadowes: Kinkier than fuck. Kisses like she owns your ass. Also hella gay. 10/10
Marlene McKinnon: Also also hella gay… less kinky. Uses a lot of tongue… but does it right. 9/10
Mary Macdonald: Mary sue to the max… every kiss is like a reenactment of “The Notebook”. Disney-esque. 7/10
Regulus Black: Untrusting. Tends to panic if things go too quick… or too slow… or not exactly how he planned it. Perfectionist… and a bit of a control freak… doesn’t really know how to adapt to other kissing styles. 4.5/10
Narcissa Black: Reserved… until between the sheets, then she will eat you alive. Mother fucking queen. Savage. Always tops. 10/10
Lucius Malfoy: Fun to look at… Terrible kisser. -5 stars. Two thumbs way down… would not recommend…. 0/10……………. alright… 2/10 for being pretty… Also… submissive af.
Bellatrix Lestrange: Will rip your goddam lip off. 0/10…. unless you’re into that.
Fenrir Greyback: Will rip your goddam head off. -54/10
Severus Snape: Ew.
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Reblog if you genuinely support asexuals
It terrifies me that there’s so much raging passion in the lgbt+ community that insist on marginalizing asexuals and implying that asexuals don’t deserve to have safe spaces. There’s still so much acephobia so I just wanna know which blogs are genuinely supportive and a safe space for asexuals
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Saw fan: Oh my god, Amanda is way better then Hoffman, she’s like my waifu.
Me: Hoffman can be your waifu too, can’t you see yourself getting lost in those eyes?

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