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thomas hewitt cuddling his s/o headcanons? please i'm in desperate need of fluff w that big man, thank you

Cuddling with this man would fix all of my mental health issues I swear to God, I need my wholesome chainsaw killer

Thomas Hewitt Cuddling Headcanons

We all know this guy is the world’s BEST cuddler

Doesn’t matter how tall you are, he’s huge and completely dwarfs you

He’ll still cuddle you like you’re glass, you’re definitely not as strong as him and you’re so fucking precious, he couldn’t bare to ever risk hurting you

Loves it when you lay directly on top of him, it’s literally impossible to be too heavy for this man and he adores the weight of you against him as he strokes your back

Thomas can’t help but kiss you while he cuddles you, doesn’t matter if it’s long slow kisses on your lips or a brief touch of his mouth against your forehead, he just can’t help it

Texas does get super hot in summer but no way in hell is he giving up cuddles for months, which leads to one thing

SHIRTLESS. CUDDLES.

This man’s chest makes me H O R N Y but I’m keeping this SFW

He’s ripped from all the heavy work he has to do (he literally carries people around) but he’s also soft and warm when you wrap your arms around him, his chest hair tickling you as you lay your head against him

He’s usually the big spoon because he likes to hold you and keep you safe, particularly if the two of you are about to sleep

Would be open to being little spoon if you were particularly eager, but he views himself as your protector so he much prefers you curled up in his arms, where he can stare unabashedly at your beautiful face <3

(I know I said SFW but you gotta give me this one — minors look away now please)

Cuddles are a gateway to the softest sex ever. Thomas’ hands will trail across your body and his lips will follow soon, worshipping every part of you for hours. He doesn’t get as much free time with you as he likes, so he savours this more than anything, revelling in your moans and pants as you come undone underneath him again and again. He’s beyond lucky to have someone as stunning as you in his bed, and he’ll never let you forget that.

This was so much fun to write, hope you liked it <3 Please keep sending requests, they’re so fun!

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Michael Myers: Mask Off (NSFW)

Michael’s moans when he finally takes that mask off while he fucks you? Incredible. I mean they’d sound amazing even muffled but you just wouldn’t be able to hear them in the same way, or feel his breath on your neck while he’s inside you.

The sex would be phenomenal, the best of your life, as he fucks you fast and rough. Your headboard is slamming against the wall and you know your nosy neighbour is going to have a field day with this, but you can’t bring yourself to care as you cum once again. It’s your fifth orgasm of the night and the pleasure is so strong it’s painful. You dig your nails into his back and hear a groan from behind the mask, causing a whimper to leave your lips.

“Mi—Michael, want to hear you.” It’s difficult to get the words out, but he definitely hears you.

He stills inside of you for a moment and you cry out from the loss of friction. His hand reaches to your face and wipes a stray tear from your cheek before reaching for his own. The mask is thrown to the side before you can catch your breath, and he’s thrusting again with his face buried in your neck. You feel him breathe in the scent of you and a moan vibrates against your skin. “Fuck, Michael… Michael, please.”

He groans again and you clench around him at the sound, deep and masculine and quite possibly your new favourite sound. His teeth scrape against the skin of your neck, blood undoubtedly now on his lips, as you feel a sixth orgasm build in the pit of your stomach.

Anyway, I’m feral for Michael Myers. This is my first attempt at writing smut, I know it’s hella short but I have no clue what I’m doing.

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JASON JUST HIM JUST FLUFF WITH MY BIG MAN

No one has any clue how excited I was about this!! My first ask, someone actually requested my writing!! I’m so sorry this took so long, but I have to resubmit uni work and so I’ve had no free time. Anyway, I love Jason so much and thought this was cute, enjoy! :)

Jason Voorhees: Surprise

“Shhh!” Your voice is quiet, but Jason hears it clearly as he approaches your shared bedroom, the door slightly ajar. “You need to be quiet, he can’t hear you!”

He cocks his head to the side, wondering what you could possibly be doing. No one could be in the cabin with you, he’s certain of that much. Earlier on in your relationship, when he was still frightened to take his mask off around you, he often worried that you would leave him for another person, someone beautiful and funny and better. That fear had lessened more and more, however, with every kiss you placed on his unmasked face, every whispered declaration on your feelings and every night spent curled up against him. So what on Earth are you up to?

He pushes the door open gently, and huffs out a small chuckle when you jump in surprise. “Jason!” You smile is bright as you stare up at your lover, fighting not to appear suspicious to the incredibly deceptive man before you. “I thought that would take longer!”

That part, at least, is true. He’d left a few hours ago when one of his traps had activated, indicating unwelcome guests in the area. Of course, you weren’t unaware of his job (could you call it that?) but it was much less of an issue for you than either of you had been anticipating. Perhaps you were just mad, but Jason’s flaws seemed much easier to accept than most people you had known. Although, you often mused with a smile, it was easier to forgive his actions when he gave you those adorable puppy eyes when he came back to the cabin. He only ever left for a few hours at most… though that was more than enough time for you to cause all sorts of trouble.

He simply tilts his head at you before signing. What are you up to?

“Nothing, Jay.” You smile innocently up at him and his heart thuds at your wide eyes. “Pinky promise.” His eyes narrow behind his mask as a small movement catches his eye.

He brushes his hand across your cheek before he signs again. What’s behind the pillow, flower?

“So, I have a surprise for you… Well, for us actually.” You move the pillow, and it takes Jason a second to comprehend what he’s looking at. At first he thinks you’re showing him a pair of those fluffy socks you wear during the winter, but he’s fairly certain that socks don’t have ears and… no, socks definitely don’t meow. “I found him in the woods. What do you think?”

He nods enthusiastically and you laugh in delight at his excitement. He approaches the two of you slowly as you scoop up your new friend. What’s his name? He signs, breathing quietly to make sure he doesn’t startle the tiny creature. It’s skinnier than it should be, but he’s got no doubt that you’ll fix that very soon. Big yellow eyes, almost as striking as yours, stare up at him sleepily, before a big yawn overtakes the kitten. He grins at the display, reaching a hand out towards the two of you as he sits down on the bed. You plant another kiss on the kitten’s nose before climbing onto Jason’s lap eagerly, still cradling your new friend.

“I haven’t decided yet, I thought we could pick together.” “I was thinking maybe Tommy? Or Freddy?”

You continue to coo at the little cat, oblivious to the large smile stretching across Jason’s face. His heart feels too big for his chest, like that strange Christmas film you had made him watch last December. He hadn’t paid much attention to it at the time, too enamoured with how your eyes sparkled with delight as you watched the movie on the little television you had gotten for the cabin.

“We’ve got a little family now,” you murmur against his chest, the kitten yawning in agreement. He squeezes you both tighter in his arms, eyes soft beneath his mask as he scratches his new pet’s ear. Loud purring fills the air and Jason hums happily in response. “Aww, I knew you two would get along.” The kitten licks his hand, almost to prove you right, and Jason swears he melts right there and then.

Neither of you are sure how long you stay like that, him cradling both you and your furry addition to the family, but it’s long enough for both you and the kitten to dose off. Two sets of light snores fill the comfortable silence as Jason watches over you both. His smile is peaceful, his soul more at ease than he ever remembers.

Bliss had come late in life for Jason, but by God you were worth the wait.

I have no clue what happened with the paragraph spacing, I know it’s awful for some reason but it’s 5am, I’m halfway through a psychology paper and I truly don’t care anymore. This was so much fun to write!! Hope you guys liked it, and apologies if you don’t like cats. Also there’s some very random references in this that I will never apologise for :)

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Michael Myers: When you’re Crying (Headcanons)

Leaves.

I’m not even joking, this man will deadass get up and leave if you cry in front of him

Depending on how long you’ve been together, he may or may not come back

For this headcanon, we’re gonna assume that he does come back (while internally cursing the fact that he loves you)

If you’re done crying when he’s back? Excellent, he’ll act pretty much the same as usual

Will keep a slightly closer eye on you than usual (read: he’ll sit on his favourite chair and stare at you without blinking)

If you’re not finished crying? Prepare for some unique attempts at comfort

When he’s sad (or as close to sad as he’s capable of feeling) he’ll look at all the weird shit he’s collected from his victims, little trinkets that cheer him up

So expect to see him bringing you some of those things: pretty earrings he stole from a young woman with a fair amount of blood still on them, an old journal with pages torn out, some car keys that immediately had to be disposed of because oh my god Michael that’s literal evidence what the fuck—

For once he genuinely means well, he’s just so unused to giving any kind of affection that you’ll have to show him what to do

Crawl onto his lap and cuddle him when you’re sad. He’ll undoubtedly freeze before awkwardly patting your back, but he’s trying and that’s what matters <3

He’ll get better with practice (though he hopes he won’t need much) and eventually he’ll begin to give you cuddles when he knows you’re upset

“What the —?” You spin around towards the sudden and firm grip on your wrist. “Michael, what are you doing?” Your question goes unanswered — not that you were expecting a response— as he tugs you away from your half-made cup of tea.

It wasn’t the first time you’d cried in front of Michael, but it was the first time he’d ever taken any kind of initiative. Under any other circumstances, you’d be thrilled, but the tears refused to stop spilling down your cheeks.

He sits on his favourite chair, grip still tight on you, before pulling you sharply towards him. You fall with a gasp onto his lap, but his arms are around you before you can stumble off of him. Vaguely, you notice his overalls are damp and he smells slightly of rain, and it soothes you slightly as you take a deep, shuddering breath. He feels solid beneath you, real and grounded and safe.

“Oh, Michael,” you whisper through sniffles, “you really don’t need to worry. I’m okay now.” Your voice is almost silent, but you know he can hear you. He always can.

Even through the mask you can see his raised eyebrow. He huffs quietly and wrestles you closer to his chest, arms tightening like a vice around your torso. Warmth envelops you as your cheek presses against his firm body and, against your will, a small smile pushes its way onto your face. His heartbeat is as steady as always, your own beginning to slow in response.

Michael looks down at your tear-stained face, an uncharacteristically soft expression under his mask. He presses you even tighter against him, as though scared you’ll disappear, and ignores the voices in his mind screaming at him to find — to hunt and to kill — whoever hurt his love. You are his priority. He will deal with the rest once your tears have dried.

(Originally I had like three/four killers planned for this, but it was getting a bit long for a quick Drabble cos I had so many ideas for Michael… he’s my baby I can’t help it <3 Let me know if you want any other killers, requests are always open)

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Stranger Things Characters Summed Up

Warnings: bit of swearing and mentions of sex. (This has made me want to write smut about Eddie, Billy and Steve… and 001) Overall just me being a whore for fictional characters.

Joyce: She got less unhinged after season 1 which made me sad, but my favourite mum on TV at the moment. Can’t tell if I’m in love with her or want her to adopt me, but either way if she gave me a cuddle I’d start crying. I’m not sure how she created such boring sons tho.

Hopper: No one will ever love me the way this man loves Joyce. He’s my comfort character, and him arguing with the kids is fucking hilarious. “Maybe I will allow you to date my daughter” I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. Best Dad™️.

Billy: A tragic villain done perfectly, and I half fall in love whenever he’s on screen until I remember that he’s a racist. I’m a simp but I have morals. (But also, like, the potential this man had to be the loveliest in the world)

Bob: Was the scene of him dead and being eaten really necessary? No. It made for good TV though.

Max: Deserves way better than those boys, and is the ginger icon the 80s needed. I would get in a car with her.

Eleven: My wholesome little murderer. She’s somehow part of an amazing duo (Hopper/El) and a terrible one (Mike/El) so I must blame Mike for this.

Mike: If Stranger Things was a Christmas dinner, he would be the brussel sprouts.

Will: Surprisingly resilient for a guy who looks like a slightly strong wind would take him out. Just let this boy be gay and play D&D in peace.

Dustin: Somehow two steps ahead of everyone and four steps behind them at the same time? I love it, and the show would be shit without him.

Robin: An barely-functioning lesbian with autism? I love to see it and I love her. I’m very gay and she is the perfect example of why. I want to play with her hair while she talks about her hyperfixations.

Lucas: He’s cool when everything is fine, and really annoying during a crisis. I’m pleased that a show set in the 80s hasn’t killed off the black guy four seasons in. Less interesting than his sister, but him and Max are pretty funny.

Nancy: A solid character when you remove her from the Jonathan and Steve situation. She’s very clearly in love with two men, girl take a break from dating and buy a vibrator. She’s very hot with a gun and uses it well, which automatically earns my respect.

Steve: I am so in love with this man, and the fact he uses a baseball bat instead of a gun is beyond sexy to me. Please fuck me. “Yeah it’s me, don’t cream your pants” Sir I am literally on my knees.

Less horny Steve version: Him protecting those kids is definitely my favourite thing about this show. The character growth is impeccable, and I melt whenever he makes the kids go ahead of him when there’s a danger.

Jonathan: Oh yeah, he’s… there? A good brother but that’s kind of it, a very bleh character. I’m still not really over him taking those pics of Nancy and Steve…

001: Very hot while he was murdering the kids. Less hot while he was murdering Max.

Eddie: I want him to rail me while I praise him. And HE DIDN’T RUN AWAY THIS TIME :(



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Steve Harrington Headcanons (SFW)

Might make an NSFW version if people want that, and I’d love to do some more Stranger Things one shots and headcanons so feel free to request anything :)

The type of guy who will bump hands/hold eye contact/anything remotely intimate with a stranger and think about it for the rest of the day

Spent some time listening to Eddie’s music and is now refusing to admit he really likes some of the songs he heard

Has anxiety but absolutely refuses to accept that — it was bad enough when he was just an asshole senior, but it got 100x worse when everything in town went to shit

(Eventually Robin makes him talk to someone, which helps more than he was expecting given that he can’t exactly be honest with any kind of therapist.)

He buys pre-grated cheese and eats it out of the bag when things get particularly stressful in his life. Mozzarella is ideal

Amazing at drawing. He hides that particular skill because it didn’t fit his “image”, but it calms him down

This man literally NEVER has money on him. He’s not broke, but he is constantly having to ask one of the others for cash cos “it’s in his other jacket”

Steve’s pretty much banned the kids from watching any films rated 15 or 18 (sorry I’m from the UK and idk the US equivalent). He can’t actually stop them, but will glare and sulk if they let slip they’ve watched something he doesn’t think they should

I know it’s a cliche but he HATES people touching his hair — the only people allowed are anyone he’s dating/has romantic feelings for (wish it was me)

His favourite colour is red or purple

I definitely headcanon him as dyslexic?? Not sure why but I can imagine English classes when he was at school was his version of hell. It’s a good thing he’s not part of the texting generation because this poor man would be crying

On the flip side, I think he was weirdly good in biology. It’s not been hugely useful since he left high school, but it was his best subject without needing much studying

Eddie wore the Michael Myers mask to scare Steve and got punched in the stomach

Eddie no longer tries to sneak up on him

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DBD Killers and Face Camping

Contains: Trapper, Huntress, Oni, Plague, Cannibal, Legion (Frank) and Ghostface

Warnings: None (except a bit of swearing )

The Trapper

Fuck no. I headcanon that this guy is basically in charge of the killers (I mean he obviously has no authority over any of them but you know what I’m talking about)

He’s been around since the beginning, he knows how to win this game

Usually puts a trap hidden near the hook and carries on looking for the others

Occasionally, when he hates the Entity even more than usual, he’ll put three or four traps around whoever he’s hooked — it’s his own special version of face camping :)

The Huntress

This is the only one I’ve been properly on the fence about, and truthfully it could go either way

Now Anna is an incredible hunter, we all know this, and she’s well aware that you have a better chance of catching your prey if you have multiple potential targets

She enjoys feeling like she’s eliminated all threats to her space and that’s easier to do if she leaves a survivor on a hook to chase the others

But there’s still that hunters’ instinct

She’s NOT happy about the idea of leaving her prey out of sight, especially knowing it’s likely someone will save it - it just feels unnatural to her, unlike much of The Entity’s Realm.

I’d say she usually doesn’t face camp (or at least tries not to) but sometimes she can’t help herself

The Oni

Lmao

This man must have some kind of ADHD because, upbringing or not, he can’t stay still

Like come on, he has demon dash and you’re gonna pretend he likes to stand about? No, Kazan is a ball of energy (and rage)

As soon as you’re hooked, he’s racing off to find the next poor sack of meat to string up

The Plague

Yes but in quite a loose way

She’ll stay in the general area and keep an eye on whoever she’s hooked, and would definitely attack the survivor who goes to help them

I can’t see her standing right next to the hook for ages

Which is probably a good thing cos she doesn’t smell like roses

The Cannibal

100% yes

Will facecamp for no reason, there are absolutely no tactics involved

The other killers have half-heartedly tried to explain that it just makes it harder for him to win the trial

He’s ignored them all

He’s just happy to be involved

Kate once complimented his mask and he unhooked her…

The Legion (Frank)

A deeply unhinged individual so who can really tell at this point

Usually he doesn’t face camp, kind of on the same wavelength as Kazan

He just has too much energy and races straight off

BUT this man’s instincts in trials are incredible and I will fight someone on this

He immediately knows when a survivor is about to be unhooked and will turn straight back round to attack whoever decided to play hero

(Will face camp Dwight with no hesitation, the only explanation anyone has ever gotten is “his face annoys me”)

The Ghostface

Generally speaking, no

Purely because there’s a limit to how much chaos he can cause while waiting for someone to come and unhook their friend

It’s much more fun to roam around and create more panic

However

Danny is a little shit and we all know it

So if he’s feeling particularly… playful, he’s much more likely to sit and laugh at you (and maybe stab your foot while you kick)

Has a whole bunch of photos of him holding a peace sign above the head of hooked survivors. At least he’s having fun I guess??

Feel free to send me any headcanon/one shot requests for any DBD killers or other slashers :)