madewithrealbutters

[madewithrealbutters]

The discontented man finds no easy chai... - - - #getbent #getsnacks #tuesdaycruiseday #mellow #viby #spotted #iusedtobewild #makingthebestofit #surfingsucksdonttryit #madewithrealbutters #mwrb #portiesofinstagram #dog #pwdsofinstagram #dogs #hashtagsfordays (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9kdn1ypvt5/?igshid=znsjk0ih4mhi

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The hardest snuggler you know. 💪 - - - #fridaysarethebest #weekend #casualfriday #hardatwork #officelife #letsgetbakedchips #letseat #hugsnotdrugs #ruffday #mwrb #madewithrealbutters #portiesofinstagram #portie #portuguesewaterdog #pwd #pwdsofinstagram #dogsofinstagram #losangeles (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9aOUrZp1a-/?igshid=19s4p6619puzd

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Been running around the office bragging off my new toy to everyone and I got tuckered out. I also have this insane song stuck in. Y head... 🎶 This is the song that doesn’t end. Yes, it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they’ll continue singing it forever just because. 🎶 - - - #lambchop #thesongthatdoesntend #sharilewis #brandnewbag #newfriend #minesbetter #bejealous #haterswillsayitsfake #illbebackforsnacks #whenslunch #letseat #onedayatatime #snooze #imgoingonbreak #mwrb #madewithrealbutters #pwdsofinstagram #portiesofinstagram #portie #portuguesewaterdog #dogsofinstagram #dogstagram (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9R_8espRO2/?igshid=zzijvjxbnexc

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That moment you realize you DO have an option... #secondtonoone #takingcareofme #selfcare #hungrylikethewolf #raystexasbbq #feedingtime #pwdsofinstagram #portiesofinstagram #porties #dogsofinstagram #puppylove #mwrb #madewithrealbutters (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9Fbk1WJ90_/?igshid=yvyomo4qyy5o

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Pawsonal Post (cont.) I’ve come a long way in just over 48 hours. From the chocolate gutter to the sunny skies of sobriety. Thanks to my doctor (and @warbyparker), I’m seeing life through new lenses with 20/20 clarity. No more rubbish raids, for today anyway. And that’s what it’s about, babies. Today. Live for it. Yesterday is dust and tomorrow isn’t promised. As for the chocolate that nearly destroyed me and my family, I’m still thinking about it. I just know that for now until I forget again, I can’t have it. One day at a time though! Now, if you’ll excuse me I have a motivational podcast I need to catch up on before my 12-step meeting. - - - #letsgetpawsonal #personalpost #itworksifyouworkit #livealittle #deathbychocolate #madeit #itworksifyouworkit #snackaddict #getahobby #stillgethigh #madewithrealbutters #mwrb #pwd #portiesofinstagram #portuguesewaterdog #portielove #losangeles #california (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9DGhBppffW/?igshid=mi3sdw9nixkk

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Pawsonal Post: I’ve been pretty good over the last few weeks but I think it’s time to admit I’m powerless and I have a problem with chocolate. This morning around 3 am I said “screw it” and relapsed on the hardest of sweets, @charleschocolates my mom thought she had safely secured. Addiction really is a beast. I often wonder how so many people can socially use it and then take care of the day-to-day so effortlessly. But me? I was blessed with a curse. So, after an emergency room visit and a charcoal introduction to induce vomiting and get me out of the sugar coma I was in, I’m starting over and on the path to recovery. I’ll be getting spiritually and morally centered again. It’s a journey, not a destination. I love you all. - - - #letsgetpawsonal #12steps #itworksifyouworkit #chocolateaddict #imsick #cantpunishmeforbeingsick #recovery #firststepisadmitting #powerless #higherpower #bigbook #needameeting #pwdsofinstagram #portiesofinstagram #portie #pwd #dogsofinstagram #dogs #health #wellness #yoga #losangeles (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B89aUtSpsuT/?igshid=1ta69vil85j0o

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Just pooped and I’m feeling soooooooo much lighter! - - - #💩 #dontjumponthebed #celebration #cleanfeet #dontworry #behappy #gimmeaburrito #longhairdontcare #airborne #incoming #pwd #pwdsofinstagram #portiesofinstagram #portuguesewaterdog #dogsofinstagram #follow #givemesnacks (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8zofUPJ5cT/?igshid=3tmh21rzpr9o

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Listen, I love you. But I love food more. I have maintained firm the beginning that our relationship is contingent upon what you have available for me to snack on at any given time. That, or back scratches. - - - #lovehurts #itsnotyouitsme #happyvday #stvalentineishungry #loveisfood #foodislove #quickestwaytotheheart #sandwiches #valentines #iloveyou #mwrb #madewithrealbutters #pwd #portiesofinstagram #pwdsofinstagram #dogsofinstagram (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8jsqy8Jem9/?igshid=u09p2emnqyb4

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Splooting - when a dog lays on their belly with their hind legs stretched out behind them. Sounds dirty, but it’s just a comfort thing, ya freaks. #themoreyouknow - - - #livingmybestlife #splooting #sploottokill #haveasploot #legalizesplooting #splootinpublic #cutesploot #madewithrealbutters #mwrb #pwd #pwdsofinstagram #portiesofinstagram #portuguesewaterdog #letseat #imalawyer #surfingsucksdonttryit (at Los Angeles, CA) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8PHa_UJd-E/?igshid=cnlhuw9yzgc4

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Snack Gods, if you hear this prayer please send pretzels. I’ll never scratch my but on the wool rug again, I swear. 🤞 - - - #believer #faith #jesusisthatyou #snacksalmighty #סנאַקס #onlypaws #nothumbs #pleasesendfood #alienlife #starving #notfunnydidntlaugh #surfreport #howstheswell #letsdolunch #imhungry #hangry #mohungrymoproblems #madewithrealbutters #mwrb #live #life #free (at East Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7saHsypZbN/?igshid=1rxi5tiycaw36

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You gonna eat that? - - - #itstheweekend #fridayyakooks #january93rd #isthismonthoveryet #dogsofinstagram #portuguesewaterdog #mymomsaysimcool #astrosstolemysnacks #cutedogs #handsome #tuxedoman #yougonnaeatthat (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7aUFNdpI-i/?igshid=aigf350z40w9

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I could have sworn there was one more pretzel stick in the pub mix I found... I can almost smell it. - - #passthemustard #kosher #letsgetthisbread #saltysticks #madewithrealbutters #mwrb #pwdsofinstagram #portiesofinstagram #portugesewaterdog #workhardsnackhard #surfingsucksdonttryit #losangeles #dogsoflosangeles (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7C7hNzJbLK/?igshid=eg8b0qtvukuv

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High fives all around today! We’re through the work week and we’re just that much closer to #Hanukkah! - - - #madewithrealbutters #mwrb #pwd #portiesofinstagram #pawsforpurpose #highfive #paws #inmyheartimabear #wherethesnacksat #christmas #kwanzaa #santaiscoming #soismyrabbi #letseat (at Long Beach, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B58NhIHpRUQ/?igshid=1mvf7gwwam80q

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Like, I wonder if I’ll ever find out who’s a good boy, you know? - - #madewithrealbutters #mwrb #pwd #portiesofinstagram #deepthought #philosophy #needwine #whosagoodboy #theworldmayneverknow #got2ridesalimousinewithachauffer #phonebillabout2gsflat #notorious #BIG #takingcareofbusiness #behappy (at Long Beach, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5TtBqJppRM/?igshid=1mcql35duu3c2

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Snacks mentioned. *Stare intensifies. - Holy smokes, is it thanksgiving yet. So hungry for all the dinner table fallout feast. - On another note, @ivyorganicsla has these incredibly simple dog toys made using 100% certified-organic cotton and wool. All chemical and dye-free! @ me or DM me if you want one for your #doggo for the holiday! - - - #portiepuppy #portuguesewaterdog #madewithrealbutters #mwrb #therealdeal #thanksgiving #givemetheloot #youdontwinfriendswithsalad #letseat https://www.instagram.com/p/B5MIBT6J-K4/?igshid=12t07i0rh9btg

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This hat gave me a thick Boston accent, made me wicked smaht, and I can’t stawp quoting Good Will Hunting. Changing my name to Boston Buttahs. You can find me at Dunkies latah, khed. “Look, if we weh gonna fight ‘em we shoulda fought ‘em then. We got snacks now.” - - - #madewithrealbutters #mwrb #bostonbuttahs #fightmeimirish #pwd #portiesofinstagram #portuguesewaterdog (at MIT, Cambridge, Massachusetts) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4frY7JpFQW/?igshid=14azj702teavj

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Watching my weekend pack up and leave... - Let’s have a productive week and be good to each other, babies! - #madewithrealbutters #butters #mwrb #portiesofinstagram #portuguesewaterdog #tuxedoman #gotachauffeur #ritzcarlton #snacks (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B34qoEHp1kJ/?igshid=1ran8v6eq12ng