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if you're uncomfortable while watching the rocky horror picture show then you're closeted. I don't make the rules

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some of you never accidentally called your kindergarten principal by her full government name in front of your whole class and it really shows

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why is spamton sending me college emails

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doesn't that movie also have a plot point about unfair legislation targeting a small group of individuals because of their differences?

usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'

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can we broaden this to a nazi hate post

official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

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the fact that this actually happened is unreal

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(watching two flagrant heterosexuals in a flagrantly heterosexual relationship with each other in the show I'm watching) ew they're so gay

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clowns to the left of me clowns to the right here I am stuck in the middle with clowns

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they fucking killed it. it's gone. goodbye timtom :(

anyways also this is just to say please if you liked TikTok and whatnot there's no harm switching to another app as long as it's NOT SOMETHING BY META. Zuckerberg lobbied for the ban for years and he's gonna get most of his market share back for Instagram and such now that he's copied TikTok's design. but the more of us refuse to use it the more it'll affect him. don't let them win!

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yes, I have TikTok. yes, I've heard about lemon8 as a post-ban alternative. do I like it? no. did that stop me from downloading it? also no. also apparently people are downloading an actual CCP controlled app called RedNote or something as an alternative and I'm so down for that too actually. anyways. fascist countries ban apps.

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excuse me are you online shopping for clownfish

clownfish variety names that go hard as fuck:

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slipspace rupture detected

I love how it doesn't matter what expedition it is.

They all turn into excited kids when they meet penguins.

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the elites want to see the penguins too (excited wort wort worts as the elites flap their arms)

I love how it doesn't matter what expedition it is.

They all turn into excited kids when they meet penguins.

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california drivers 99% of the time: complete assholes, cut you off, go as fast as they can around you on a double yellow on a curve with a warning sign that reads "25"

california drivers coming at you after driving past a CHP officer: flash flash flash there's a cop there flash flash there's a flash cop flash flash soon very soon flash

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aw mane he blewed up :(

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water you gonna do about it?

his lips are sealed

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reblogging this so I can find it easily