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When You Are Sick pt. 2

(Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Belphegor)

Trigger Warning: mention of puking, fainting, implication of sex, etc

If any triggers have not been listed but are found, please let me know so I can correct the warning. I apologize for the inconvenience beforehand.

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Asmodeus

I feel Asmodeus is the one to get his hands dirty for you while you suffer from any illness

hear me out, man is the avatar of lust, libido is high, he has definitely left an orgy covered in fluids

as he tends to be self-absorbed, Asmodeus wouldn't be aware of how bad your condition was until you fainted in front of him.

Immediately carries you to bed and tuck you in tight

he is the best out of his brothers in making you feel clean, pampered, and comfortable

Asmodeus will even make a video for his channel saying he'll be gone for a bit for personal issues (with a total clickbait title)

since you were so far in your sickness, Asmodeus would call Solomon over to look you over

of course, Solomon would see it's a simple cold and tell him its fine, but then Asmo would shake him for an instant cure

there is none, you just need some lovin.

Asmo is more than ready to give you that lovin as well, drawing you long baths where he'll feed you fruits or crackers

once you start getting better, they'll begin feeding you healthier food like soups.

Will make Solomon into an 'at call doctor' and dress him up as a slutty nurse

"Solomon says you should be getting better soon! Now open wide, ah~"

Beelzebub

Let's be honest, man is eating the leftover food you couldn't bring yourself to finish

he wouldn't get sick, no no, Beel is the powerhouse of the brothers, but he would be deterred by his brothers.

imagine lucifer trying to whack him away with a stick to try and prevent him from getting sick as well

however, if there is a chance that he's the only one to care for you, Beel is locked in. in the wrong way

orders food for you, like burgers, ramen, fried chicken, yaknow, stuff you wouldn't give a sick person

I imagine he would feed you, trying to ignore the grumbling from his own stomach,

if he strays and almost eats it, Beel would just give it a kiss before feeding you in an attempt to cover his actions

Of course, Beel is weak to his sin, so often times him feeding you ends with both of yall chatting while you eat together

in the end, he would get frustrated from his lack of ability to care for you, so he's going online

there he finds his strength, something that separates him from his brothers: exercise

will make the perfect workout for you (mainly stretches) to get your body energized

"One more rep Mc! You can do this."

Belphegor

Again, let's be truthful here, probably the most useless brother when it comes to taking care of you.

There are levels to this fucker's brain

If you two are 'just friends':

he'll find out you are sick through his brothers, probably will go see you once a day just to be nice, but even that's a stretch

If you two are close:

might wonder where you are and go looking

once he realizes you are sick, he'll stay as far as away as possible, he's the second to last brother to get sick easily

depending on how close you two are, he'll probably send messages through Beelzebub

now, if yall are really close/dating:

he is worried, will cover up to the max degree in order to visit you

again, will pass messages along, though he will do so through dreams so yall can hold hands and sleep peacefully

when it comes to actually taking care of you, the most he can do is give you peace and comfort

even if he isn't sick while you are, he can't really do anything

cooking, cleaning, stuff like that aren't skills he usually has

so don't depend on him for those tasks

and if he is sick, you'll be the one to take care of him

though you can just ask for help from the brothers, and everything will work out

"Mc, it's me, let's just sleep in today."

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When You Are Sick pt.1

(Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan)

Just wanted to write some fluff for each of the brothers. hope you enjoy!

Trigger Warning: mention of puking, fainting, overworking, etc

If any triggers have not been listed but are found, please let me know so I can correct the warning. I apologize for the inconvenience beforehand.

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Lucifer

Despite his usual awareness of his surrounding, due to the fact he throws themself at work, he would be one of the last of the brothers to realize you were sick.

it wasn't only until he left his study to check up on you that he noticed how paled you looked.

immediately puts you to bed if you are wondering the house

will order one of his brothers to make some soup to make you feel better, not wanting to leave your side.

whispers words of love to you

will refrain of giving you kisses to avoid getting sick himself (man still had a shit ton of work to do)

Lucifer instead, kisses his pointer and middle finger and place it over your lips after you drift off to sleep.

"It's okay my love, I'll take care of you..."

Mammon

With how cling he his, Mammon noticed immediately when you started feeling bad.

it started off slow, coughing, sniffling

would get concerned really quick, and you are not even that sick yet.

usually, due to his concern, you wouldn't even get too bad. instead getting better instantly and going about your week

but sometimes not even a loving bf demon's care can combat the unique illness you can get in the demon realm

when you do get really sick, mammon wouldn't care about his own health, sticking to you and giving you many kisses

unlike Lucifer, mammon would feel the need to take care of you personally, rejecting any help from his brothers.

though he wouldn't like to, he would leave your side for small amounts of time to prepare you soup and medicine

and by soup, I mean he'll just reheat canned soup

"What would you do without the Great Mammon? Don't worry, I got you"

Leviathan

let's be honest, this man is probably the one who gets sick the most among his brothers.

he becomes kind of like a grandma, where he'll pull out weird home remedies that strangely does work wonders

he doesn't bat an eye when it comes to your puking or snot. Will stand there and hold your hair back (if you have long hair) or will help clean up if you couldn't make it to the toilet.

and this isn't to say he isn't panicking; no man is stressing.

whenever he does try to help, he does run the chance of dropping bowls of soup or being too loud and disturbing your sleep.

if he was sick before you, he'll blame himself, refusing to go into your room in fear that he'll make you feel even worse.

though if you were sick and then he got sick, he's moving you into his room

constantly attached to you, sharing food, the both of you are under the covers nice and warm and playing games day and night.

he won't admit it, since it sounds so bad out loud, but he loves being sick with you

"it'll pass over soon mc, I'll stay by your side."

Satan

I feel Satan would be the kind to romanticize being sick

bringing you flowers, rubbing your feet, reading you books as you drift to sleep

when he takes care of you, he's the only one to take care of you

can't handle the stress and anger he gets from his brothers meddling

he looks up different recipes that'll help you feel better, especially if you're from a different culture, he'll find that's culture equivalent to chicken noodle soup.

he wouldn't feel the need to stay by your side like some of his brothers, but he does make the same effort to check up on you

he mostly appears when you are asleep, not to be creepy, but to ensure you are surviving through the night

out of his brothers, I feel he worries too much about you since you are human, he reads so much about humans that he'll end up the rabbit hole

with the stories he's read, he has the idea that sleeping while sick is the deadliest thing for a human to do since they can just pass in their sleep

He'll definitely drag you to the doctors if you don't get better within a day, thinking its smallpox or Ebola

"How about a story to help drift off to sleep?"

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DoL Kylar Headcanons

In honor of the fact, I just threw up, I decided to post some of my personal headcanons regarding Kylar :)

TRIGGER WARNING: piss kink, somnophilia, breeding, misuse kink, non-con mention, Kylar from Degree of Lewdity

This work will contain the previously listed, please do not read if you are not okay with them, be safe. if there are any triggers, I may have not listed that is found, please contact me so I may correct the list, and I deeply apologize beforehand.

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This man has no regard for personal hygiene, we know this, but I image Kylar as someone who salivates at any fluid the player may emit.

Kylar who collects your drool during school on a damp napkin and pocket it for later (not all of those tissues you find underneath his bed were from his own admissions).

Kylar who would gladly lick the sweat off of your body after a hot day of working at the docks (and watching you squirm in your unconscious state).

Kylar who'll stand for as long as he needs to on his knees, (closet he'll get to praying) jaw wide open as he feels your warm release drip from his chin. (you would have to beg him to stop and let you use an actual toilet)

Just a Kylar who is eager to soak up the most he can from you, which leads me to my next headcanon:

The man is a titty guy

Despite his yammering of impregnating you (even if you two are of the same sex) he would worship your tits

these two mounds which will feed your children, boy would he buzz with excitement if you ever let him suck on them

but even when you do let him, he'll already know your sweet spots from months of climbing through your window, pushing up your shirt, and licking/nipping at them while grinding against his hand.

And if you do get pregnant

the man is milking you more than Remy does at that damn underground farm

"I'm thirsty~ please let me drink PC..."

Hands and knees begging you to drink from your chest.

and if they get sensitive from all the abuse, Kylar is more than eager to hold you from behind and give a nice massage

"Does it f-feel good when I rub it like that?"

I know for a fact the man will obtain a fridge just to store your milk

He'll stop buying milk from the store, instead using your milk for his cereal or just to feel even closer to you

man's a freak

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Leviathan x NB! Reader Headcanons Pt 1

SFW: Been a busy day, so just some fluff :)

Being with Levi was a roller-coaster of ups and downs. Depending on his mood effects the whole day the two of you have.

On a good day the man would cling to you, arms wrapped tight, head in the crook of your neck

mumbles A LOT

"How did a lame otaku like me get so lucky?"

he always assumes you can't hear him (you very much can)

when he gets sleepy Levi gets even more needy

whining if you try to leave his grasp,

instead of playing games, the both of you settle for watching anime together.

Acts like an octopus in the way that he'll try to squeeze his body in small confinement when anxious, usually you will have to stick your arm in where he's at to coax him out.

will have a 'to watch' list of anime or shows he wants to see with you, if the two of you start a series, he won't even think about progressing without you.

In the same way, if he finds out you were watching a show yall started, he will feel so betrayed.

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