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My Russian tortoise, Sir Reginald, wants to be his vice president.

Can my turtle get your support in his presidential campaign?

He's got his own website apollo4president.org

MEALWORMS FOR ALL!!!!

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This is what gender equality feels like

christmas eve what about christmas adam

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Are we sure Krampus didn't write this song?

you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

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It be like that sometimes...

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Why didn't I think of this lol

No baby Yoda Pepe yet?

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I was in the #toyaisle of a #familydollar and I saw a #marvelsavenger I already #bought Iron Man, Spiderman, Captain America, and The Hulk from a #walmart ages ago, and #antman was still $5.99+tax at the #quoteunquote DOLLAR store 😒 I still bought it, because I have never seen Antman at any Walmart, but #bruh #bruhmoment Why @marvelstudios @marvel ? https://www.instagram.com/p/B4nhEdQhL-7/?igshid=iu0q8tc36tdx

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While @cvspharmacy I had the #urge to get a #toy and one of the #numerous choices was #lostkitties I don't #usually get #blindbags but all the #figures were #cute and it was #inexpensive I got Ohai, a #series1 and #cattitude according to the checklist 🐈#lostkittieshasbro #lostkittiescollectables #lostkittiestoys https://www.instagram.com/p/B4ngB8pBe3P/?igshid=1e42mrsecgs5j

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I got more #actionfigures and since it was #october2019 when I #bought them, I know I'm late 🤷 My #theme was #horror so I #ordered #strangerthings #eleven from #ebay & #browsed #targetclearance for another #toy 💸 I don't play #wehappyfew but #thebobby was $5.99(half off) & fit with the theme, and he is #posable 😎 My #collection is #growing #mwahaha https://www.instagram.com/p/B4nexVyBAaU/?igshid=1fuzibddtukv6

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My #main #halloweencostume was #katieforester from the #yokaiwatch #videogames and #anime 😍 Everything but the #sweater was regular clothes, tho I did #tailor the #jeanshorts to fit me better 🤷 I #handmade the sweater because I could NOT find one online, except as a part of a whole, expensive and cheap looking, costume 💸 I contacted the seller, but no luck 🙃 I made a few #attempts and this was the best I could do, with a combination of #sewing and #hotglue I already owned, #thrifted ,or was #gifted the regular clothes and the custom sweater 😏 https://www.instagram.com/p/B4ndQ5mBel4/?igshid=x55dt8jjafo6

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I wore a #handmade #starwars #disney #princessleia to a #university #halloween event! I made the #spacebuns and the #white #robe myself, and this was a #testrun 😐 A few places were #torn & I need to line the inside 😨 My inner #perfectionist is beating me up, but I know #objectively doubling up on the stitching and lining it is easy #cosplay #cosplayproblems #costume #halloweencostume #diyhalloweencostume #diycrafts (at Florida Atlantic University) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4nb9ifhb4M/?igshid=1m17kugonookc

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Look at you, hacker, a pathetic creature of meat and bone. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

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how do i get a sfw sasuke big enough to oblitherate my entire dashboard

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He was a trans man you fucking freaks

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i just had an experience i dont think anyone else on earth has ever had before where i saw a tumblr ad and thought “wow that seems interesting i want to check that out” (it was an ad for a new method of learning to speak welsh) and for the first time in human history i actually intentionally clicked on an ad on tumblr to see more information about a product and the fucking link it had embedded was broken and didnt work

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“Capitalism does not permit an even flow of economic resources. With this system, a small privileged few are rich beyond conscience, and almost all others are doomed to be poor at some level. That’s the way the system works. And since we know that the system will not change the rules, we are going to have to change the system.” — Martin Luther King, Jr.

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I will be coloring in all 55 #janeaustin #inspired #coloringplates from this #adorable #coloringbook I started with 1/55 the #quote reads, "How much sooner one tires of anything than of a good book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library"-Miss Bingley, Pride and Prejudice #coloredpencils #crayola #having_fun #relaxing #stressrelief https://www.instagram.com/p/B0pWyLUlaMv/?igshid=7xwwgj7phpi7