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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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*c2, laying in bed at 3 am*

Charles: spines are a social construct.

Carlos: what??

Charles: like what purpose do they have?

Charles: hold on, just hear me out. you know those wiggly things at the gas station?

Carlos: the inflatable tube mans?

Charles: yes. those. why don't we function like that?

Charles: they just *unintelligible flopping noises* all day. wouldn't it be great to live like that?

Carlos, starting to wheeze: but how would we walk then?

Charles: like *more flopping noises, wiggling arm in air* wouldn't that be cool?

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Max’s mom liked Charles IG post about baby Leo ❤️

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when nico had daniel STUGGLING to put together a sentence in italian so they could exclude lewis

their beef was so funnyyyyy

It got me giggling and crying at the same time

seb vettel making snarky brocedes comments in the post podium interviews was glorious

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Nico and Lewis when 19 year old Max Verstappen tried to make a conversation in 2016 Japan GP cool down room (They were in a brink of divorce)

that day he promised to himself that he will be a good podcast host in the future 😔😭

He was like NEVER, NEVER will that happen again

I felt awkard years later PLEASE

THE MAXSPLAINING IS A TRAUMA RESPONSE

Dude If I was max l'd carry a camera around with me and upload it years later with the caption "brocedes: The divorce"

THE FALLLLLLLL

childhood friends to lovers to enemies 😔

Silver War ™

*shudders*

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me on my wedding day calling my 6th grade history teacher just to make sure…

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Sebastian vettel in 2016 stayed BOOKED AND BUSY (he had to speak German with Nico and English to Lewis so they don't have to talk together in the cool down room because the girlies were tussing😔)

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Nico Rosberg is the Finno-Anglo-Franco-Italiano-German who speaks 97 languages (including Welsh) and has a world record Il passports - but deep down he's really a Monegasque. You can tell from the exquisite manners and the smell of money whenever he wafts by. So even if he hadn't won the race for the last three years the build-up to the Monaco Grand Prix mostly consists of Nico dutifully explaining that he went through the tunnel to school every morning while growing up, and the media dutifully reporting it like they have the previous ten years he's said it. Just once we'd like Nico to bullshit the press conference and claim to have been raised by wolves in a Lappland yurt. Like Kimi.

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when your 1st teammate you were assigned when you were 19 and shy and weird who took you to his cousin's wedding and basically sugar daddied/ dommed you into being a real adult before abandoning you for ferrari and you try to act very grown-up and mature now but part of you will always turn back into that blushing 19 year old when he gives you attention but it's really just carlando

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redbull second drivers

always an angel never a god

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F1!DRIVERS x OLDER

“I think i need someone…older.”

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Charles: Time for plan G.

Carlos: Don't you mean plan B

Charles: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

George: What about plan D?

Charles: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Lando: And what about plan E?

Charles: I'm hoping not to use it. I die in plan E.

Max: I like plan E.

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So I've been looking for this one video and haven't been able to find it. I thought you, as number one nicologist of tumblr, of all people would know where it is

So this video where they look at old photos, I see it all the time in edits and shit but with my 5 seconds of searching I couldn't find it

Thanks in advance!<3

you can hear lewis go "I know you love me, man" while nico crawls on top of him... ahhhh bahrain 2008 🥹

so the only version of this lost footage exists in this video on dailymotion, which is dubbed in german (full 5 min video here) you can sort of make out what they are saying over the dub

but feel free to enjoy the gif sets and HD pictures <3

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KIMI IS FOR THE GIRLIES!!!!!!! YOU GET IT!!!!!!!

We get it!!! Reasons why Kimi is for the girlies (gn):

he'll do your hair

he'll take care of the kids so you can relax (just don't ask where he takes them) (also potentially named his two eldest kids after singer Rihanna??)

legit disney prince who leaves heart-shaped notes for you reminding you to stay hydrated

will cook for you (can't promise he'll peel the potatoes though)

wants to be put in his place *cough*

if this wasn't for the Buffy girlies specifically then idk what it was for

thank you for coming to my ted talk

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The big bad guy who is apparently ‘destroying’ F1 is just a cute lil baby.

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charles: i had nothing to do with it

carlos:

charles: okay it was my idea but i don't feel good about it now