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[michael-mcfuckhands-shelley]

Hello it's been a while ( alas irl things really messed up everything + I had a whole thing with this account and me not being able to log into it at one point ) and unfortunately things keep getting worse for me so I'm sort of desperate for any help right now since me and my mom are currently in risk of being evicted in several days if we don't pay the £2000 worth of rent arrears

does anyone know the quickest way to get money? I'm extremely desperate here for any form of advice, we don't have many days notice and I don't know what else to do. Any help is appreciated..I have PayPal I set up today too if anyone is willing to help out that way as well. Private messages about this are welcome as well! if proof for this situation is needed too.

[michael-mcfuckhands-shelley]

GUYS PLEASE GO CHECK THEM OUT, THIS SONG IS SO GOOD AND SO WELL WRITTEN gosh don't get me started on the rhythm they honestly deserve more subs, get her to 1K+!! It's so fucking good I can't get over it,,,

https://youtu.be/xCkLK9v5FG8

[michael-mcfuckhands-shelley]

This website is just Spiral/Stranger cats.

https://thiscatdoesnotexist.com

Come get y'all CURSED FELINES.

IM SOBBING

These are not C A T S

[michael-mcfuckhands-shelley]

Jurgen leitner?

Stupid, idiot, motherfucking, jurgen leitener, god damn fool, book collecting, dust eating, rat, old bastard, shithead, idiot, avatar of the whore, biggest clown in the circus, laughed out of town, cowboy, motherfucking jurgen leitner-

Stop pinning me when I talk about jurgein leitener, I hate him so much. Why does he have so many fucked up books? why did he decide to fuck around and find out? Hello Jon. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself-

Just set them loose, is he dead? is he a bastard? Man has such a visceral affect on me, not even in the room, never seen this mans face and I know he has the worlds shittiest beard get away from me.

If I wanted to get into heaven and god said "Jurgen leitners waiting inside" I would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

[michael-mcfuckhands-shelley]

Did a lonely eyes playlist that has nothing to do with lonely eyes and dear god it took me ages to find songs that spelt out something funny,,,,mom am I funny yet?

Do I finally get the haha award?

[michael-mcfuckhands-shelley]

Helen lemme give you a smooch!!

HELEN:  (light, disbelieving laugh) Of course.

HELEN:  (also smoosh) Smooch!!!

[michael-mcfuckhands-shelley]

That's them.

That's their dynamic.

Last post before i sleep

“SASHA WAS FRIEND”

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I’m simping and i’m simping hard for a lad who has not spoken one single line of dialougue and only have been mentioned less than 5 times within The Magnus Archive podcast.

Gotta love me a lad who has next to 0 content, guess I gotta feed myself.

Have a soft Barnabas Bennett!

I sort of based his look on the wonderful @osheets design of him! Go check them out their art is AMAZING!! Honestley he needs so much more love.

[michael-mcfuckhands-shelley]

Simping for Barnabas hours aaa

Thinking about how much Barnabas Bennett loved and believed in Jonah Magnus only to have that love and trust betrayed in the end genuinely wrecks my whole soul

[michael-mcfuckhands-shelley]

Everyone after Episode #170, a mood board.

(each image is individual so you can click them to see the whole thing)

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The Magnus Archives Characters As Weird Stock Photos.

Jon:

Maritn:

TIm:

Sasha:

Michael Distortion:

Elias:

Peter:

Gertrude:

Daisy and Basira:

[michael-mcfuckhands-shelley]

Sometimes we’re all the Avatar of the Whore and honestley, That’s valid.

[michael-mcfuckhands-shelley]

uwu

HMng,,,I'm feeling sad about listening to mag 101 so I wish to give a lil smooch to Michael please,,

MICHAEL:  Ah. Missed you! Ah-hah!

[michael-mcfuckhands-shelley]

LET 👏MARTIN👏BLACKWOOD👏GO👏APESHIT👏

LET THE MAN ABSOLUTELY DECIMATE AN AVATAR- 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[michael-mcfuckhands-shelley]

Martin in MAG 168 is no longer baybe and wants power (and murder) and it really shows, huh?

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Michael if you are there I would like to give you a kiss.

MICHAEL:  Oh…

[kisses]

Thank you.

[michael-mcfuckhands-shelley]

this is a call out post for me tbh, and im not even a stranger avatar.

I’ll draw these guys proper eventually, but I had to get this out of my system first; ever since the butterfly incident I’ve had this headcanon that Hope gets curious and just shoves random things in his mouth sometimes

Based on the comic by Mossworm