midwizard

[midwizard]

helLo @pea-brain-warlock-for-hire it haS now bEen aYear.... pleasE..... i'm starting To really really nEeD thaT toIlet paPrr i hiREd you to fetch....

REGARDS;

hrumbert

i would like to hire you to acquire some new non-ancient artefacts for me from the grocey store, could that be arranged as swiftly as possible?

kind regards,

hrumbert the mediocre

*I quickly pull out a folding table and drop a small satchel on it and start flipping through files*

Ok soooo your gonna want an fetch quest contract, won't need the hazardous adventure disclosurer.

Please can you sign this and list the item you wish for me to fetch.

[midwizard]

hello @pea-brain-warlock-for-hire tiny pea warlock... it has now been a year..... i would soon really really need that toilet paper i hired you to fetch....

i would like to hire you to acquire some new non-ancient artefacts for me from the grocey store, could that be arranged as swiftly as possible?

kind regards,

hrumbert the mediocre

*I quickly pull out a folding table and drop a small satchel on it and start flipping through files*

Ok soooo your gonna want an fetch quest contract, won't need the hazardous adventure disclosurer.

Please can you sign this and list the item you wish for me to fetch.

[midwizard]

[midwizard]

[midwizard]

“From whence you came” is a classic place to send back a foul beast

[midwizard]

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From u/Head_Judgment5612 on r/Wizardposting

[midwizard]

just broke another one of my undying oaths. im going to say this on the subject, and let it be known that i mean it from the bottom of my blackened, ancient heart; whoopsie daisy.

[midwizard]

surely summoning many ghouls would improve this situation

[midwizard]

hello again, pea warlock, sorry for the time it took to get back to you.

i got a little peckish while writing this, hope thats okay :)

kind regards,

Hrumbert the Mediocre

i would like to hire you to acquire some new non-ancient artefacts for me from the grocey store, could that be arranged as swiftly as possible?

kind regards,

hrumbert the mediocre

*I quickly pull out a folding table and drop a small satchel on it and start flipping through files*

Ok soooo your gonna want an fetch quest contract, won't need the hazardous adventure disclosurer.

Please can you sign this and list the item you wish for me to fetch.

[midwizard]

no! how can this be!

i cast

only pea sized balloons for pea sized warlock and no take backsies

i cast the spell of NO POOP WATER ON FLOOR OR ANYWHERE ELSE OUTSIDE THE APPROPPRIATE AREAS!!!!!!!

[midwizard]

casting the UNLIMITED POOP WATER IN @the-pea-braned-warlock S PEA SIZED TOWER -spell rn

i cast the spell of NO POOP WATER ON FLOOR OR ANYWHERE ELSE OUTSIDE THE APPROPPRIATE AREAS!!!!!!!

[midwizard]

i cast the spell of NO POOP WATER ON FLOOR OR ANYWHERE ELSE OUTSIDE THE APPROPPRIATE AREAS!!!!!!!

[midwizard]

get souped loser!!!!! < me when im in the skeleton realm having soup

[midwizard]

uh oh its soup time

[midwizard]

check out these images i made up for fun

[midwizard]

sorry for being gone for a moment guys. i had to take some time away to really find and strengthen my connection to the skeleton realm, but im back now!