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My account has been a little dead and I need content 💀
𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐏𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐃! : 𝐀𝐎𝐓
a/n: this is literally 5k words of pegging nonsense, most of these “headcanons” also include additional lil blurbs because i’m a psychopath.
:ఌ¨ ♱ 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 : levi, erwin, reiner, bertholdt, floch, jean, porco, and armin.
:ఌ¨ ♱ 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 : nsfw, female-bodied reader, dom!reader, all boys are subs here, pegging, fauxjobs, dacryphilia, spanking, brat taming, spitting, a splash of mommy kink for armin and jean’s, strap referred to as cock because that’s hot, men in lingerie, praise, degradation.
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𝐋𝐄𝐕𝐈 𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐍
—  He’s so grumpy about it leading up to it, grouching about how he’s gonna put you on stable cleaning duty if you do it badly. Shuts up real quick when you’re not only good at it, but it feels too good. Like it ruins him. He’s so out of control of his voice and his body, the way he arches into your thrusts, hands scrambling across your back and thighs, trying to pull you impossibly closer.
— At first, he thinks everything feels like it’s too much and that he’s gonna break, but once he’s used to taking dick enough to not go slack-jawed every time you put it in? Expect to step up your game, cus this man knows exactly what he wants from you. Catch him on a day he needs to get out of his head and if you aren’t fucking him so hard it’s pushing him up the bed? He’ll start fucking himself on you since you’re “obviously not going to give me what I need.”
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mikasas-biggestwhore · 2 months
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Aot headcanons (Last part)
a/n: I got hella busy and had to heavily slowdown on my requests so this is a headcanon post to make up for it. I’ll be back to posting regularly posting soon just hang in there ‼️
Okay now that that’s over, most of these hcs are modern ones. Enjoy :)
Includes: Erwin, Levi, Hanji,
Erwin
This is probably a common headcanon and Erwin definitely makes dad jokes. You can’t do anything around him or else he is definitely going to make a joke out of it some how in someway.
I know a lot of people see Erwin as more as a history teacher guy and don’t get me wrong I do too but I feel like he would need more action. I can see him being a firefighter that rescues cats out of trees or a police officer that has a trained dog by his side
Erwin was definitely right handed and losing his right arm was a very big L. Of course he adapted and in the end he actually is a better lefty then righty. Like his hand writing before was good but now??? Shit looks elegant.
I see him as a romantic. Not like a stereotypical romantic though. Sure he would kiss your knuckles and walk you like the gentleman he is but at the same time he’ll declare to race somewhere out of nowhere and then shove you so he can get a head start.
Going off of that Erwin is a cheater bruh. Not relationship wise but if y’all ever play a game he’s def cheating. I mean he did use his soldiers as pawn for personal gain so it makes sense. NO NOT PLAY BOARD GAMES WITH HIM. He’s either stealing money from the bank while your not looking or either he’s distracting you so you forget it’s your turn. 
Levi
I’m pretty sure it’s canon but Levi is amazing with animals. He’s the type of person that could just be minding his own business and suddenly he finds a kitten that is in desperate need of help and clings to him immediately.
Another thing a lot of people probably agree on is that he’s more of a cat person. I can’t see him ever liking dogs because of how ‘messy’ they can be and how much work and training they require. I have both and can agree cats are less work then dogs 💀
He has a soft spot for little kids. As cold and clinical Levi is I genuinely don’t think he has it in him to be upset with like a 5 year old. Sure annoyed because who wouldn’t be but mad? Nah never. There’s an age limit though if your 12 and up your feeling his wrath regardless.
This is another common headcanon and it’s that Levi runs a tea shop. Okay cool but Imma put my own twist. He runs a tea shop and bakery that connect. Like let’s be fr I know this man knows how to cook. He’s literally so good at anything else why would he not be able to cook? So if he ever opened a tea shop just know there would be a bakery right beside it.
If there was a line of work I could see Levi in it would be the FBI or federal government type of stuff. That or he would be a private investigator. All his skills work out for either and I feel like he would be on of the best in the business. No question about it at all.
Hanji
Hanji has broken several pairs of their glasses. They never break them like a normal person either- What do you mean you dropped them in a enclosure at the zoo? You shattered them from one of your experiments? Do I even wanna know why they are split in two? Yea they constantly break them.
Hanji is an animal person and literally has the most outrageous pets. They have a wolf dog just because they have the space and time for one. The have caracals that live in their house with their own space. They totally have capybaras and prairie dogs too. It’s practically a zoo at their house.
I feel like Hanji is one of those people that just had bad luck. They have no clue what they did to upset the universe but things only happen to them. Say they’re having a nice outing with Levi and Erwin and it starts to rain. They all pull out their umbrellas. Why is Hanji’s the only that breaks.
Hanji is 100% an adrenaline junky. Like they would go skydiving and swim with sharks for fun. It’s something about the rush that makes them so excited and they love having that feeling. It’s not odd at all for Hanji to come back and tell everyone a wild and crazy story
It sounds plain to say if Hanji had a job they would be a scientist. So instead I think they would be a biomedical engineer. Imagine them making fake organs to save people. Or they would go into the field of prosthetics. I just think that they would want to be in a field that includes medicine and helps people. 
Wooo we are finished with aot hcs unless yall make requests 🤭
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mikasas-biggestwhore · 3 months
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i need sub!mikasa x dom!reader like the reader being kinda taller and more dominant than her maybe
ok thank you 💗
Strawberry Cake ♡
a/n: I love Mikasa so much she’s literally one of my favorite characters. (If you can’t tell from the username). I genuinely had fun writing this one and I hope you like it. It took me so long and it’s 4.5k words.
☆ Warning: fembodied reader, cunnilingus, mention of strap ons, hickies, bondage, squirting
☆ Enjoy my dears <3
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Thunder boomed, startling you and Mikasa. You both looked to the sky to see that the clouds were quickly turning into a dangerous looking gray. The man on the news claimed it was supposed to storm an hour from now. Mikasa shrugged it off. She had been wanting to have a picnic date with you for a while and wasn’t going to let a storm get in the way.
‘A little rain never hurt anyone’ She said. Now as you were about to leave you could spot the prominent flashes of lightning in those angry clouds from before. The wind started to pick up and not long after it began to rain buckets. The raindrops crash loudly against the roof of the house you and Mikasa called home, making you both wince from the sound.
Seems like that picnic date was canceled after all.
Both of you went through the motions of preparing for a storm. There was food that didn’t require heat, the bathtub was filled with water, and you both made sure to charge all the electronics both of you owned.
Rain thrashed down as the TV played in front of both of you. As expected, anything that wasn’t cable buffered. The storm was so bad that even the regular channels had a hard time playing without static, glitches, or random pauses.
It was quiet with the TV’s sound playing low. It was hard to watch it with all the stuttering and stops but there was nothing better to do. You and Mikasa sat side by side on the couch, neither of you were speaking. Just enjoying one another’s company. You had your head propped in your hand on the arm of the couch. There were reruns of some show you were trying to watch. The name went over your head but it looked familiar. Where have you seen it from?
“Why don’t we bake a cake?” Mikasa’s voice slightly startled you. It had been a while since she had spoken.
You replay her suggestion and raise a brow to her. “What?”
She shrugged and looked at you, “We have nothing else to do.”
Well, she was right. Both of you had just been sitting here for the last hour waiting for the weather to clear up. Your bodies molding into the shape of the couch as you sat there. Baking a cake could be fun. There was just one issue that concerned you however. “What if the power cuts off in the middle of the cake baking?”
“I mean eating cake batter won’t kill you.” She answered with a smile. Mikasa did have a point there and eating cake sounded very appealing as of right now.
“It could be an at home date.” Mikasa drawled. Your picnic date did get ruined so why not make up for it?
It wouldn’t hurt to try, besides the TV had started to freeze up with the audio sounding altered, “Alright it’s a date.” You agreed.
Mikasa smiled at you and rose from her spot on the couch. She wanted to get started immediately while the house still had power. As she practically skipped her way into the kitchen your eyes couldn’t help but follow the motion her backside made as she moved. Her ass looked like it was a ripple in water and gave you the urge to go and grab a handful of it.
Damn, you really weren’t any better than a man.
You stood up to follow her but your pace was much slower compared to hers. Mikasa had beaten you to the pantry and looked for where the cake mix boxes were stored. The top shelf was the one that held all the boxes of cake mix you two owned. She scanned the boxes from where she stood and one that read ‘strawberry’ caught her eye. That’s the one she had her sights on.
When you finally reached the pantry Mikasa was struggling to reach the small box of cake mix. Her fingertips barely grazed the top and she was trying her best to stretch her body as much as she could. Her heels were completely off the ground, putting all of her weight on her tippy toes. She had also grabbed another shelf to give herself support and she stretched her arm to its complete length.
The sight was a common one. Mikasa has always been very adamant that she was not short. You were a lot taller than her and were happy to grab whatever she needed with a price to pay. That price was that you would tease her for her height right afterwards. It wasn’t harmful in the slightest but you got a kick at the way she would glare and pout at you.
After a bit more fiddling the cake mix had finally fallen over and Mikasa caught it with ease. You will admit Mikasa was creative when dealing with her height disadvantage.
Next she went over to a cabinet that held all of the larger bowls in it. The cabinet was even higher than the shelf that was in the pantry. Once again you watch as she struggled.
“Do you need help, babe?” Mikasa glared at you for even asking such a thing and continued to stretch out her body like she did before.
You could only shake your head and wait. It would only be a matter of time before Mikasa finally took your help. She may be stubborn but she knew her limits.
She was able to stretch her body just a bit more. The small movement was enough for her shirt to rise up slightly and expose a small part of her stomach. There was a small bruise on the newly revealed pale skin that caught your eye. It was a mark you had made on Mikasa the other night. You're surprised that it was even still there.
The memories of how you had marked Mikasa's pretty skin up. You flush. You remembered how she moaned from you kissing her breast carefully. Or the whines that would leave her throat when you kept sucking on her inner thighs but refused to get closer to the wet heat between her legs.
Those dirty thoughts had a heat of your own start to build between your legs.
“Y/N please. I need you.” Mikasa whined with arousal. She squirmed in her place on the bed you shared. She wanted to try something new and her wrists were knotted in a pretty red rope tied to the bed posts. She could only wiggled as you covered her in more marks.
You glanced up at her mischievously from your spot in between her legs. She hissed. Her clit was at your mercy as you toyed with it through her underwear. A fake smile of concern was plastered on your face. “Sweetheart.” Your voice filled with a false sense of worry. “I can’t help you if you don’t tell me what you need.”
Mikasa's whole body was flushed. Her boobs and stomach were covered in hickies. Your mouth was right there, she could feel your hot breath on her pussy. She tried to move but the restraints pulled tight around her wrists. Her pussy quivered pathetically around nothing. Even the fabric of her underwear was not enough friction. She needed something inside of her, her hole felt so empty.
“I want your strap inside me.” Her voice shook as she spoke. She would love to have that large purple dildo inside her.
One of your fingers played with her underwear, pulling at her waistband and snapping it back into place, “Hmm, I don’t know. You don’t seem like you want it enough”
Her slick created a big wet spot on her underwear.
“Pretty please.” She begged.
You watched her for a moment and smiled menacingly, “How can I say no to that?”
“Ugh, Y/N can you help me?” Mikasa asked, defeated. You were taken back into reality. There was a thunderstorm outside, you and Mikasa were trying to bake a cake, and you had to squeeze your thighs together.
Mikasa turned to you confused. You didn’t respond or move. Your face felt hot and you couldn’t look Mikasa in the eye. Your daydreaming had gone overboard.
Something finally clicked and you realized Mikasa’s request. You grabbed the bowl maybe a little too quickly and placed it in her hands. Even with the bowl in her hands she eyed you curiously. She was always sharp and it was hard to get anything past her. You needed to get her gaze off of you, it wasn’t helping wetness between your legs.
“Mikasa I’m taller than you.” You teased to distract yourself.
The raven rolled her eyes at the statement. She knew it was only a matter of time before you got on her about her height again. It was a common thing you teased her for.
She turned her attention to the back of the cake box and scanned the text, reading the instructions before replying.
“You just have longer arms than me.” She corrects. She looked at the first ingredient she needed. “Can you get me 3 eggs from the fridge?”
You did it without another ask. You needed to focus on something else other than Mikasa. You went to the refrigerator and pulled out 3 brown eggs. Mikasa said she bought them because they were healthier than regular eggs. It didn’t matter to you, they all tasted the same.
While you were retrieving the eggs Mikasa had poured the cake mix into the bowl. You gave her the eggs and carefully she began to crack them into the bowl. It always amazed you how she was always able to crack them perfectly in two with no shells dropping. You watched her curiously but from your vantage point you got a full view of her cleavage.
You swore. Someone had to be setting you up.
There were only two more ingredients she needed before she could mix everything, “Can you get the ‘1 cup’ measuring cup and fill it with water? Also, can you get the vegetable oil?” you nodded.
Stay strong, you have to stay strong.
You made your way over to your pantry and looked through the shelves until you finally stumbled on the vegetable oil. It was a full unopened bottle. Well that shows how much cooking you and Mikasa did.
Next you dug through the drawer and found the measuring cups. You grabbed the one you needed and headed back over to Mikasa.
It wasn’t much longer before Mikasa had gotten a wisp and began to stir all the ingredients in the bowl. Supposedly this was the difficult part of baking, having to make sure all the ingredients were properly mixed in with each other.
The batter once full of different colors turned into a solid color of pink. Its bright color made it look appetizing. It was probably going to smell amazing while it baked.
“Now we can get a pan and bake it.” Mikasa smiled up at you. You smiled back.
How did you get so lucky with Mikasa? She was so beautiful, perfect in every way, and she could bake. She was playful and sweet but could also push you around if she wanted to. You knew from the moment you laid her eyes on her that she was the one.
Mikasa had caught your gaze. You both stared at one another. It was a tense moment but Mikasa glanced down at your lips. There was something that started to burn behind her eyes and that’s when you knew.
You pinned her between the counter and your body and Mikasa gasped. She looked at you with a darkening gaze. Her dark eyes filling with lust. A smirk etched itself on your face. You slouched and got close to Mikasa’s ear and whispered.
“I know we’re making a cake but I want a different kind of dessert.” You grabbed a handful of her ass.
A pink hue covered her face as you groped her. She shifted in your hold and accidentally pushed the bowl of cake batter with her arm. Oh right, the cake.
You and Mikasa looked at eachother and giggled, “It’s okay babe. All the ingredients should be good when we’re done.” You assured. Just to be safe you moved the batter into the refrigerator. When you turned around you pounced on Mikasa, bringing her mouth to yours.
She made a noise of surprise but soon recovered. The two of you kissed passionately with you taking the lead. You put your hand through Mikasa’s hair and forced your way into her mouth. The raven let out a moan that spurred you on. Mikasa grabbed at your waist trying to pull you closer.
Your mouth fit perfectly with Mikasa’s. It made you never want to break away but unfortunately you both need oxygen to survive.
As you broke away you both panted. You could actually look at Mikasa now and her hair was a mess from your hand being in it. Her lips were tinted and puffy from kissing so much. You could only assume that you were probably in the same condition.
It wasn’t long before you were right back at it. Instead of kissing Mikasa's lips you kissed the area where her neck and shoulder met. You latched on to the sensitive skin sucked and bit at it. Mikasa’s body grew weak in your hold and it made you smile.
Only you could make her like this. Weak and wet.
You continued to leave open mouthed kisses along her neck. You moved upwards to kiss at her jaw, she moaned loudly in your ear at the touch of the sensitive area. Mikasa couldn't help herself and began to grind her front into you.
“Bedroom?” You asked as you pulled back. A thin line of sweat had started to form on your face. Mikasa’s bangs had stuck to her forehead. Her eyes blinked slowly and she nodded
As you scooped her up Mikasa’s legs were quick to cling to your waist. Her feet placed nicely at your ass. She wrapped her arms around your neck for balance and you took advantage of this.
Your lips connected to her neck and sucked at her skin. “Shit.” She swore. You could feel her hips begin to thrust into yours to gain some friction. You did the same as you sucked a vibrant mark on her neck. It was so bright compared to Mikasa’s pale skin. You loved leaving marks on her skin. The mark filled you with delight. There would be way more than where that came from.
Actually getting to the bedroom you shared with Mikasa was difficult. You two were so involved with each other, there were a couple wrong turns that had Mikasa giggling and you growing embarrassed. It had gotten to the point you would have been happy if you got to fuck her on the couch.
When you finally reached the bedroom you dropped Mikasa and she fell with a soft thump. Your black comforter contrasts against her.
“Take off your clothes.” You commanded.
Mikasa was quick with taking off her shirt and quickly kicked off her shorts she was wearing. You did the same and both of you were stripped to your underwear and bras.
You made your way over to Mikasa crawling up her body. You towered over her and bent on your elbows to kiss her softly. It was much different from your earlier make out session. While that was rushed and rough, this was soft and slow. You two were at it for a couple of minutes and you slowly moved down her body.
“You're so pretty.” You whispered. Mikasa blushed but smiled nonetheless. You don’t know how you got so lucky.
Your fingers slowly undid her bra and tossed it to god knows where. Mikasa’s pale breasts fell out and your positive your eyes sparkled as you watched them bounce. You had always been more of a boob girl and couldn’t help but grab them.
They were soft and you began to thumb over one of her nipples slowly. You drew tight circles around the nipple and watched the little bud begin to grow firm. Mikasa sucked in a harsh breath through her teeth. You latched your mouth to the other nipple and felt Mikasa grab the back of your head.
She wanted to keep you in place as you sucked at her tits. Your tongue swirled around the bud, lightly playing with it in your mouth. She released a soft groan and her hand tightened in your hair. Her tits were always so sensitive.
This went on for a couple more minutes until you started to grow impatient. You were never good with waiting, “Alright, let’s see what we’re working with.” You pulled away from Mikasa to her displeasure. You scooted off the edge of the bed and pulled Mikasa with you.
You were on your knees on the carpeted floor, placed perfectly between Mikasa’s thighs. This made the other girl blush.
From here you could see the wet spot that formed on Mikasa’s underwear. You could smell her also from being so close and the scent made your mouth water. You licked your lips as the sight. Mikasa was so wet and horny for you.
But first you needed to do something.
Slowly you began to kiss her legs. The kisses were soft and slow. You wanted Mikasa to feel loved.
Mikasa squirmed as you did this. She appreciated the gesture but she wanted your attention elsewhere. Her pussy gusted as she watched you. You continued your ministrations teasing her in the process. You kissed her calves, ankles, and even her thighs but never got close to her cunt.
After a few more minutes of this Mikasa had had enough.
“Y/N” she whispered. You looked up at her putting a fake expression of confusion.
“What’s wrong Mikasa?” Fake with concern.
The raven flushed. “You keep teasing me.”
Your expression morphed into a sly one. You looked up at her with a smirk plastered on your face. “Then tell me what you want me to do.”
Mikasa felt slightly embarrassed but she was too horny to care right now. She grabbed her thighs and spread her legs wide for you. If possible her face grew more red as she pulled her underwear back to reveal her pussy.
It dripped with a slick. It had started to pool at her hole. If you watched long enough you could see her clit twitch from meeting the cool air. The sight had your own pussy flutter.
“I want your mouth on me.” Her words made you groan. This was the push you needed. Mikasa all prettily spread out for you, her underwear completely soaked through, and her little sighs as she waited for you to make your move.
It wasn’t long as you made quick work of her underwear, tossing it in the same general direction of her bra from before.
You moved your face close to Mikasa’s pussy but were still too far to do anything. Your eyes looked over her glistening folds and blew on her lightly. She let out a little whine and you watched her clit give a twitch. The movement of the little bud made you giggle. Mikasa’s body was so cute.
Mikasa squirmed from your gaze being on her for so long. She was starting to grow impatient and embarrassed. You should probably get started. You needed a moment because it was just so much fun teasing her.
Without any warning you licked a long stride up her cunt.
“Fuck.” Mikasa gasped. You eagerly lapped at her folds running your tongue from the top to the bottom with concentration. Mikasa moaned and her body withered under your ministrations. You wanted to really taste her.
The feeling of your tongue on her was one that left her constantly out of breath. You were a menace, a skilled one. Each time you ate Mikasa out she swore that a piece of her would die and ascend. It must be to heaven because she sure felt like she entered the cloud palace when you were between her legs.
There wasn’t much noise coming from Mikasa. She squirmed on the sheets and let out a hard breath every now and then. It worried you at one point but you found that she was usually quiet during sex, which is why when you heard her cry out because YOU were the one making her feel good pride would always fill your chest.
It was one of those times when Mikasa wasn’t making much noise so you took it up a notch. You completely focused on Mikasa’s clit. You rolled the firm bud in your mouth and felt it twitch against your tongue as you sucked at it.
Her thighs quivered around your head and her fingers twisted into the sheets. “Yes, like that. Feels so good.” She moaned.
She could barely open her eyes as pleasure coursed through her. It all felt so good and left her mind feeling blank. Her chest rose and fell harshly as she tried to gain composure but just simply couldn’t. It felt too good for her to comprehend.
Mikasa gave light thrusts into your mouth but would stop and then start again. It seemed to be a constant battle with herself. Did she want to be closer to you or farther away? Your tongue felt so good on her but too much at the same time. Her body just couldn’t make up its mind.
So you made the choice for her.
Your arms curled around her thighs and pulled her closer. Tentatively, you moved your tongue lower to her hole, licking at her entrance slowly. The motion had her whine above you. It seemed that you made more slick pool at the base of her cunt. You played with the rim of her hole and without any warning plunged your tongue inside of her.
“Oh fuck!” Mikasa threw her head back and arched.
Immediately there was the feeling of fingers threading through your hair. You barely did anything and Mikasa was already trying to shove your face farther into her pussy. You had no issue with it. You used the hold you already had on her thighs and if possible spread her legs wider to give you better access.
Her walls clenched around your tongue, fluttering whenever you wiggled it in the slightest. She let out small gasps and soft moans which were music to your ears. The scent of Mikasa was strong. Her musk filled your nostrils and made your mouth water. You loved how she smelled. The way she tasted was even better.
Mikasa has always tasted sweet to you. There was always a hint of bitterness but you barely tasted it if at all. Another moan erupted from her, this one louder than the last. The sounds Mikasa made was something you could listen to on repeat. There were so many things that made you love to eat Mikasa out. It was your favorite thing to do in the bedroom.
The feeling of your own slick starting to pool in your underwear. Oh, that was another thing. Eating Mikasa out heavily turned you on.
One of your hands inched its way downwards to your own underwear. Your underwear was completely soaked and your slick was practically dripping down your thighs. To be fair you had been so focused on Mikasa you had been neglecting yourself.
You pushed past your own waistband and began to finger yourself. You could feel how your own walls clung to your finger and added a second one. You were so wet you were able to fit in two of your fingers immediately. You thrusted them in and out of yourself quickly as your thumb moved in circles on your clit. The feeling made your toes curl and you moaned into Mikasa making the raven throw her head back in return.
It wasn’t going to be much longer before both of you finished. Your tongue thrusts had begun to get sloppy and the raven above you was a mess. Everything felt so hot and both you and Mikasa were so sweaty. She had gotten much louder then she had been before which was a tell tale sign she was gonna cum.
Mikasa’s face was scrunched up in pleasure and her body had begun to stiffen up. “I’m so close.” She whined out.
You pulled your face away from her. The raven panted as she looked down at you in confusion. A sign of desperation and want was etched in her features. You lifted your other hand that had been clawing at Mikasa’s thigh and plunged your middle finger inside of her.
She moaned loudly and practically screamed when you then placed your thumb on her clit. You couldn’t help but get disappointed that Mikasa wouldn’t be cumming in your mouth or on your strap but those would be plans for another day.
Your finger wiggled around until you finally found her G-spot. You abused the internal button until Mikasa started to spasm. “C-Cumming!”
Her walls squeezed around your digits tightly and her eyes rolled back. You slowly stopped playing with her clit and helped her through her orgasm. When you removed your fingers a thin line of slick connected you to her pussy.
Mikasa’s whole body seemed to deflate as she laid on your bed. She huffed and puffed trying to get her breathing back to a normal level. She was spent. Now it was your turn.
It wasn’t going to take much.
You laid back on your spot on the floor and started to thrust in yourself again. You had subconsciously paused your own pleasure to push Mikasa over the edge. This had set you back some. You rubbed and fingered yourself but it didn’t seem to build up, it just wasn’t enough anymore.
You're not sure when but Mikasa had somehow regained her composure and moved down on the floor with you. You were trying desperately to get some pleasure. “Let me help.” She said, She removed your hands from yourself and got down to the level of your pussy.
Was she about to? No. Would she?
Your question was answered quickly as Mikasa latched her mouth onto your clit. A loud moan escaped you but that was the first to come. Mikasa put her fingers inside you going in and out.
Like you thought it wasn’t long before you were back on the verge of cumming. Mikasa’s fingers felt so good rubbing against your walls. At some point she found your G-Spot and whenever she rubbed the sponge area it had your eyes rolling back. The rubber band you felt in your belly was ready to snap.
Something about this time felt different but it became a small thought at the back of your head.
“Mika I’m gonna-” You weren’t able to finish as your orgasm came over you. You're not sure when you closed your eyes but all you saw was white behind your eyelids. Your whole body arched and convulsed. It was slightly muted to your own ears but you could hear yourself making noise of some kind.
After you were thoroughly through your orgasm it took a few seconds for your brain to switch back on again.
When you opened your eyes Mikasa’s half of her face was wet and dripping slightly. What happened? What did you do?
“I made you squirt babe.” She licked her lips. Oh, since when were you able to squirt? You’ve never done that before.
Mikasa sat herself upright, “I didn’t know you could do that.”
“I didn’t either.” you said as you looked sheepishly at her. You grabbed one of your shirts that had been cast aside much earlier and handed it to Mikasa.
She wiped her face and the two of you kissed. You could taste yourself in Mikasa’s mouth but didn’t mind. Both of you stood up and made your way over to the bed. You were both disgustingly sweaty but you needed to wash the bedsheets anyways
Mikasa and you both flopped on the bed and got comfortable. You cuddled up to one another and then thunder clapped startling you both. Right there was a thunderstorm outside which reminded you.
You turned over to Mikasa, “I know we’re both gross but do you wanna finish baking that cake? You taste wonderful but strawberry cake sounds really good right now.”
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Y’all idk if I can write that much for all these requests. Gosh dang this thing took a lot of brain power to come up with 😭. Also I appreciate criticism it helps a lot!
Anyway, I do hope you like it. I’m a little self-conscious about the actual smut part but it is what it is. Let me know if I missed anything for the warning. On to the next request!
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mikasas-biggestwhore · 3 months
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How to do requests?
a/n: since I've been getting a lot of requests l think it's time I've put a proper post on my request guidelines
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When doing requests I write Headcanons and fanfics! If there is something else you want me to write send me a DM and I'll see what I can do. When writing these I do both SFW and NSFW.
For SFW anyone can request them. For NSFW I would prefer 18+ but hey I'm not your momma or daddy🤷🏽‍♀️
Tips that help me! ♡
Being specific helps a lot. Like stating if you would like a dom or sub character, or if the reader is fem, male or gn (gender neutral). Anything helps fr!
It's also nice that if you request a fanfic you can tell me a plot you would like it to follow. Same with headcanons. Tell me a theme to follow when writing them. Obviously if your vague it gives me complete creative freedom which is fun but sometimes it's nice to have a push in the correct direction.
Just a small example of what I'm looking for: Can you write a dom GNreader x sub Reiner? Something with them in college.
★ Things I will write include: Fem/male/gn reader x character, character x character, black reader, chubby reader, NSFW, SFW, headcanons, fanfics,
★ Things I will NOT write include: Incest, anything involving sexual assault, non con or dub con (we love consent here guys), gore, Anything involving minors, mpreg, Omegaverse, gang bangs or anything involving more then two people,
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The fandoms I write for are on my main post. If you’re wondering about a certain fandom just DM me. That’s it, have fun requesting 💜
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mikasas-biggestwhore · 4 months
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Pls write aot character kinks(Armin oiled up submissive and getting dominated)
𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕠𝕟 𝕋𝕚𝕥𝕒𝕟 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕤
a/n: I’ve actually thought about this before and I’m so happy to have someone ask about it 🤭
Characters: Armin, Mikasa, Reiner, and Annie
Warnings for the following content: NSFW, fem bodied reader, female body parts are described, mentions of sub and dom reader, mentions of being dominant and submissive, overstimulation, bondage, hair pulling, praise kink, mommy kink, mentions of sex toys, strap ons, facesitting, pegging, knife play, mirror sex, and edging
‼️Obviously all characters are written with the idea that they are all currently adults ‼️
Enjoy my loves 🧡
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Armin Arlert
— The beautiful blue eyed blonde is here to start us off <3
— Now most people see Armin being fully submissive but he definitely gives off more of switch energy. Like Armin could play either roles if you needed him to. However, Armin does prefer to be submissive over being dominant.
— He’s more of a receiver then really a giver
— Obviously if you ask he has no issue fucking you into your sheets until your seeing stars in your vision and crying out about how good he feels. But he will also happily bend himself over and take your strap like a champ.
— A huge kink for Armin is overstimulation. Giving or receiving, either way is fine for him.
— Armin loves being overstimulated. It feels like everything is too much and too little at the same time. He feels like his body is going to snap in half but it all just feels too good and he can’t bring himself to try and pull away from you. He loves the way you ring him dry and always claim all you want is one more orgasm from him to only ask him for another.
— Now if Armin is giving, Karma’s a bitch. He loves the way your eyes well up with tears. The way that you grab his hand to stop him but instead of pulling his hand away you just hang on to his wrist because you feel so good and you don’t wanna stop. The way you chant his name like it’s a magic word and it’s his name you yell for the nth time you cum.
— A big no for Armin are blindfolds. He loves eye contact. Eye contact makes everything feel so much more intimate and blindfolds take that away. If he can see that your into it as much as he is it turns him on to the absolute max. He could probably cum from making eye contact with you during sex.
— Another kink Armin has is bondage. He likes to watch as you focus trying to loop the ropes properly over one another and make sure they aren’t too tight. When you tell him to test the hold of the rope and he can’t move. He gets a rush from putting himself completely at your mercy.
“Come on Armin. Just one more time. You can do it.” you pushed as you stroked his member wiping your thumb carefully over the head. The blonde let out a shaky whimper as he fought against the restraints he was in. He was tied to a chair, his hands behind his back with the ropes tied into a pretty knot. He was so overstimulated it was insane.
It all just felt too good and tears began to fall from his eyes, “It’s okay baby. Your doing so good. You can do it.” You praise him as you wipe his tears away. With your other hand you speed up your movements and can see the start of his orgasm. His chest begins to rapidly rise and fall and he goes cross eyed.
“I’m close.” he pants out trying to warn you. Everything is perfect exactly as you want it to be. You know exactly how to send him over the edge. With a smirk you grab his hair. Your fingers are interlaced with the blonde strains in a death grip.
You pull his face up towards yours. “I wanna see your eyes when you cum.”
Its a struggle but Armin focuses his eyes on your pretty face. His ocean blue orbs met your lust filled eyes and his eyes immediately roll to back of his head and he comes with a shout of your name. He becomes limp in the chair that bound his limbs. He slowly comes down from his orgasm.
“Such a good boy.” you praise as you give him a heated kiss on the lips.
— Did I forget to mention he has a praise and hair pulling kink?
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Mikasa Ackerman
— Mikasa is dominant which is expected. She’s strong, intimidating, and confident. She is excellent when she’s in charge and likes to be aware of everything. She’s a very caring and attentive dom and she gets pleasure in knowing that your getting pleasure.
— She absolutely loves giving. She isn’t against the idea of receiving but really doesn’t like it at all. Obviously if you ask her and give her time she’ll receive but that’s only because it’s still technically bringing you pleasure. It’s like a “if your happy I’m happy” situation.
— If you allow her to give, your in one hell of a ride. Mikasa genuinely gets off on giving. She gets extremely turned on at the fact that she’s the reason your in complete bliss. That her fingers are the ones pumping into you and the reason why your moaning like a whore or why you can only babble and can’t complete a full sentence.
— PLEASE WEAR LINGERIE 
— Mikasa goes absolutely crazy for it. It’s like your a present and she gets the honor of unwrapping you. She thinks you look cute in whatever you wear. It amazes her how the designs and colors on the thin pieces of clothing compliment you so well.
— Mikasa also has a raging mommy kink, it’s ridiculous. C’mon guys look at her and tell me I’m lying.
— If you called Mikasa ‘mommy’ in bed your ass is actually doomed. She will throw your ass on the bed and fuck you until that’s the only word you know. On top of that she will praise you like no tomorrow and will be so quick to hit you with, “Your being so good for mommy” in a sickly sweet voice.
— Mikasa also loves using toys on you. It gives her a way to give you more pleasure while keeping you all to her self. She’s a actual menace if she has the correct arsenal. She is the type to pump into you with her strap while she puts a vibrator to your clit. She loves using vibrators on you.
— A big thing for Mikasa is aftercare. She basically rearranged your guts and she needs to make sure that you have no pain left over from that.
— She’ll run you a nice hot bath and get in with you. Not for any funny business, no. She wants to help wash and massage your tired limbs. She’ll give light kisses as she moves around your body and tell you about how good you did for her and how pretty you looked during it all.
You could barely think with the amount of pleasure that coursed through your body. Mikasa had a steady pace as she pumped a dildo in and out of your wet entrance. The base was slick with your fluids that dripped down the dildo. You could feel it start to drip down your ass but you weren’t going to complain because it was reaching all the places that had your eyes rolling back and your toes curling.
Mikasa looked up at you between your shaking thighs. Her dark eyes filled with lust, “How’s my baby doing?” She asks sweetly as she snapped the toy forward making you arch off the bed.
“It feels so good Mommy!” you cried out. She gave you a sweet smile and shifted slightly to reach for something. You couldn’t figure out what she was getting because if possible she moved the toy faster inside of you. Making you disregard the curious train of thought.
A couple more seconds passed until there was the unmistakable buzz that met your ears. It was a vibrator. You knew it was only a matter of time before she brought it out.
You sobbed as the vibrator met your clit. Mikasa hadn’t been giving it attention and now you understood why. She had been plotting. Everything just became ten times more intense.
“Don’t worry baby I’ll run a nice bath for us after we’re done.” she kisses your forehead as she makes the vibrator do circles around your clit.
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Reiner Bruan
— As big as Reiner is he’s definitely a sub. This man has been through far too much and genuinely just wants to be taken care of. He has had to fight all his life and he’s so tired. He wants to hand the reigns over and relax.
— Reiner loves your pussy.
— He’ll eat you out likes he’s on death row and it’s his last meal. When he lifts his head from between your thighs all of your juices cover his beard, dripping from the fine hairs and all he does is lick his lips and go back in for another taste. He also loves it when you sit on his face. Reiner couldn’t give two fucks of how big you are. He just wants to be up and personal with your pussy.
— He wants to be able to smell and taste you without any interruption. If you are on the thicker side Reiner is all the more pleased. He loves the weight of you being on top of him. The way your thighs squeeze around his head has him reeling. Or how you rock against his face chasing your own orgasm.
— He absolutely loves to get pegged. It’s a way for him to lose himself and all he needs to think about is being your good boy. After all he lives to please you. Shit, him being the receiver in general is fine with Reiner. He will take it like a champion.
— NUMBER ONE RULE WHEN PEGGING REINER IS YOU HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF HIM.
— Reiner just wants to be out of his head. Fuck him absolutely dumb. To the point all he can do is babble and say your name over and over. He wants to just feel not think and it’s your job to help him with that. He’s happy to become your slut <3
— He’ll take it in any position also. I mean any position.
— He could be folded in half or on all fours. As long as your fucking him real good, he doesn’t care.
— He lives for giving you fauxjobs. Obviously it doesn’t do much for you but it’s impossible for you to look away when he’s downing your 6 inch plastic dick. The sound of him gagging and the way he can take it all the way down to the base. All you know is if you did have a dick Reiner would have you cumming in seconds.
— Something about Reiner that might surprise people is that he’s loud. I mean loud to the point where you literally can’t have sex anywhere else besides your bedroom. He feels too good and he’s just really vocal about it. Which is fine we love vocal men.
— Reiner has a breeding kink. Both ways are fine for him. He likes the thought of getting you pregnant (consensually of course) and if you fuck him dumb enough you might have him yelling out about how he wants you to breed him.
Reiner cried out as your crotch met his ass. His face was smushed into the bed sheets, his hair was stuck to his forehead, and he was ass up and taking your strap like his life depended on it
“F-fuck.” His face was screwed into pleasure. He clawed at the bed sheets and let out several loud moans as you pounded his ass.
“You look so good taking my strap.” You compliment. You get a weak whine in response. You just smirk and look at where Reiner and your strap are connected. You can see the way the dildo slide in and out of Reiner’s hole, making a squelch sound when you would thrust forward.
Reiner was a absolute mess. His head was laid to the side and drool was pooling from his mouth, his face was scrunched from feeling the pull of the toy against his inner walls, and all he did was speak gibberish. He was in heaven and seeing stars.
You shift your hips a certain way managing to hit his prostrate. Reiner let out a girlish moan that time. He felt embarrassed from the sound but he really didn’t care. It felt too good for him to give a fuck.
“Please. I need you to cum in me.” He groaned out. That had your hips stutter for a second. What did he just say? You really have fucked him dumb.
— Another with a praise kink!
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Annie Leonheart
— Okay so Annie. Oh Annie. She’s a switch but she leans heavily on the more dominant side. She’s more of a rougher dom and wouldn’t be afraid in the slightest of being rough with you.
— This woman loves being rough with you. Without a second thought she would grab you and throw you around. Annie is so quick also. You literally have no time to even defend yourself before your being grabbed and tossed on the couch or bed like a rag doll.
— She gets a kick out of how easy you are to toss around and manhandle.
— Now Annie is definitely on the freakier side of BDSM. Her kinks aren’t crazy or weird, just out of the ordinary for most people. She’s into things that have a edge to them. A slight danger even. Obviously she’s extremely consensual and won’t do something unless your completely okay with it.
— Starting off she has a thing for knives. She doesn’t do anything with them though. She just likes to use them to caress your skin and make you get goosebumps all over your skin. She loves to have a little danger in the air.
— Annie also loves mirror sex. She’ll hold your head in place to make you watch yourself the whole time. She wants you to watch as she makes you fall apart in her arms. She likes to make eye contact with you through the mirror as she fucks you with her strap. She’ll give a smirk as you look away in embarrassment.
— Annie will absolutely mark you up. She needs for people to know that your hers. It’s her name you moan out when you finish, her name you say when your begging to cum, or it’s her that gave you all of those hickies and bruises around your body.
— She leaves big ass marks all over your body but especially your thighs, ass, and tits. The thing that you don’t understand is how she does it without you noticing. You have a wild and passionate night with her and you wake up to being covered to the point you have to wear turtlenecks and long pants.
— While Annie does seem intimidating she would never actually hurt you. If she did she genuinely wouldn’t be able to live with herself. She knows she can be rough and will only go as far as her partner likes.
— Annie will edge you to the point your begging to cum. She will work you up to the point your on the verge of a orgasm and just stops everything. She always come up with a excuse on the spot on why she stopped. “My hips hurt give me a second” she’ll claim.
— Don’t you dare try and get off while she’s busy. She will threaten to leave you the way you are and she knows that you can’t get off without her. The worse part is that she’ll degrade you for it.
— “Your such a fucking slut” To be fr she’s hella mean but she does do it for your pleasure at the end of the day.
— Now the twist with Annie is she never wants anything in return but she’s willing to let you do what you want to her. When she does let you be the dominant one in bed she’s a fucking mess. She becomes so pathetic is actually insane.
You could feel the burn in your stomach. The build up that was going to soon release. Annie had her fingers deep inside of you, working them at a steady pace. You were so close you just needed a little more. Then Annie stopped her movements. You could feel the drag of her fingers putting out. Oh no.
“Look at how wet you are” Annie pulled out of you fully and showed you her shiny fingers. Your slick covered them. The whitish fluids dripped down her middle and ring finger. She spreaded them apart with a thin line of cum between them. She began examining her fingers, playing with your slick longer then necessary and you could feel the orgasm you were so close to having slowly dissipate.
“Annie please I need you” You whined, “I need you to help me cum. Please” you begged. Annie ignored you busy looking at her wet fingers still.
“Please Annie! Please! I wanna cum!” This seemed to gain her attention. She looked you up and down. You looked so pretty like this. Desperate and wet.
She grabbed one of your legs and placed it on her shoulder. She shoved her fingers back in making you let out loud moan, “Ugh your such a whore” she stated and began pumping her fingers again. “Can’t last 5 minutes without my fingers inside you”
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I didn’t add too many characters because the original request was more focused on Armin but I hope everyone likes it. Please tell me if I’ve missed any tags.
Like I said I’m happy to do requests, Happy new years <3
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mikasas-biggestwhore · 4 months
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Attack on Titan characters and their butts: Part 2 ‼️‼️‼️
Once again like before this was just a random conversation with my friend and I just thought the world needed to know our thoughts! Side note: Merry Christmas guys <3
Characters: Levi, Erwin, Reiner, Annie and Bertholdt
This is probably the last part so y’all better enjoy 💜
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Levi Ackerman
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— Levi most definitely has a fatty from all that working out the scouts do. The thing is that his ass is very firm and there is no plush to it at all
— Like if you grabbed a handful it’s not leaking through you fingers. Your basically grabbing stiffened jello. (These descriptions keep getting weirder 😭)
— Sadly Levi does not have any jiggle. His booty is too firm for it to really have any movement at all.
— HOWEVER IF YOU SMACKED THAT SHIT??? GAHDAMN. THAT SHIT WOULD GIVE HELLA RECOIL
— See this all sounds good and dandy but there is a downside. While Levi has a very smackable ass his booty is shaped like a square :(
— So many men stay having square shaped booties and he’s a victim to this. Tsk tsk tsk
— He does know how to throw it back. He’s literally a Ackerman, of course he does. The only issue is you will never catch Levi shaking his ass sorry to disappoint you
— Ngl Levi is probably aware he has a fatty but it’s more of a inconvenience for him then anything. Like he’s got extra weight from the back of his body to worry about now.
— Side note: If you do try to slap his ass your gonna get your ass beat 🤕
Erwin Smith
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— ERWIN TAKES NUMBER 1 FOR THE FATTEST BOOTY IN THE SERVEY CORPS ‼️
— Hear me out guys. Erwin’s butt is just hella fat, it’s plump, nice and rounded, AND DAMN DOES IT BOUNCE
— His ass gives a jiggle with every step he takes it’s actually insane. Like it’s practically a bouncy ball
— DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE RECOIL IF YOU SMACKED IT.
— There would be ripples like water and I mean ripples.
— Everyone is very aware that Erwin has a fatty except for Erwin himself. He’s not completely clueless but he just doesn’t think much about it yk
— “My butt is a lot bigger then everyone else. That’s odd” and then bro will move on with his day. Like it’s only a split thought he has had
— If you ever grabbed Erwin’s ass the fat would literally be leaking through your fingers. Good god
— I’m sorry y’all but even with all this ass Erwin definitely does not know how to shake it. I’m not even sure if he knows what throwing it back is-
— So this man is just walking around with a weapon basically. Erwin’s ass could take lives
— PUT YOUR HEARTS UP FOR DA ASS 🫡
Reiner Braun
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— He’s not completely caked up like Erwin but he’s not flat. His ass is most definitely fat but in its own way
— Like Reiner has a very sculpted ass and it’s beautiful (making me tear up just thinking about it). It’s muscular and strong and big
— If you laid on it, it wouldn’t be pillow worthy but it would be a nice and a solid base for you to lay your head down on and have a good nap
— Like his ass is not soft at all but if you grabbed that shit. You would get the absolutely perfect hand full of his ass.
— It would absolutely amazing to squeeze BUT SLAPPING IT??? OH MY GOD.
— Because Reiner’s butt is so firm there isn’t any recoil but the sound it makes is absolutely delicious. Plus the feeling against your hand would have you die and rise to heaven
— Reiner has a very smackable ass. He’s the type of person where if he walks by your like “Damn I just wanna touch it”
— I would argue that Reiner has the best ass to smack out of the whole survey corps. LORD I WOULD LOVE TO SMACK HIS ASS
— Anyways Reiner doesn’t know how to throw it back but he makes up for it by putting himself in the most compromising positions and if there’s anyone near they go absolutely crazy.
— Reiner bent over to tie his shoe? WHAM! Reiner laying on his stomach some where? WHAM! Shit Reiner could just be standing minding his own business. WHAM!
— 10/10 would 100% recommend smacking Reiner’s ass
Annie Leonhart
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— Annie does in fact have a fatty and it’s literally drop dead gorgeous. Like damn
— Her booty is nicely sculpted, it’s round, it’s hella fat, and it’s plush like a pillow. You could have yourself a nap on that thing
— Plus it jiggles. It jiggles.
— Shit be having recoil with every step she takes. She could kill a man with that bounce.
— The thing is her booty is small. Like it literally has all the qualities of a perfect booty it’s just not big enough to enjoy fully. So one person at a time (this is to the Annie fans)
—‼️‼️ITS ALL OKAY THOUGH BECAUSE WE APPRECIATE ALL BOOTY SIZES HERE ‼️‼️
— Truthfully Annie doesn’t know how to throw it back and she probably doesn’t fully know what it means
— However she won’t let anyone know that. She makes everyone believe she knows exactly what they are talking about
— Annie has such a remarkably smackable ass but sadly she’ll genuinely kill you and hide the body if anyone even laid a hand on her, especially her booty
—THIS IS A WARNING: Do not smack her ass if your wish to see another day and want the cops to be able to find your body.
— GUYS DONT TAKE MY WARNING LIGHTLY. IM OUT HERE TRYNA SAVE LIVES ✊🏽
Bertholdt Hoover
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— Bertholdt is like on the very edge of fatty ground. Like brotha barely made it but he’s in there.
— He’s real close to nothing but bones but there is in fact fat there
— Like if you gave that thing a smack your hand is still gonna sting but the blow is slightly cushioned
— HOWEVER Bertholdt has a very odd shaped butt. It’s not rounded or inverted it’s just very square
— like I said before men already have usually square butts but his is on a whole nother level of being shaped like a square and it’s just boxy in general
— blud could put a cardboard box on his butt and it would just fit perfectly 💀
— Another thing is we all know Bertholdt is anxious most of the time and a habit he’s gained is clenching his buttcheeks from nerves-
— It’s not his fault. He just unconsciously does it and he’s done it so much it’s become an instinct at this point.
— He can’t help it guys :(
—Bertholdt most definitely does not even know what throwing it back is and doesn’t wanna find out
— He’s fine with living his life without ever trying to throw it back. If he did know he would probably be too shy to do it in front of people anyways
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This is probably the last one of the butt posts I’m going to do because me and my friend didn’t really talk about any other characters
However if you wanna see what we believe a certain character from AOT’s butt looks like just put it in my requests
I’ll try my best to get to them all 🫡
Link to part 1
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mikasas-biggestwhore · 5 months
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Welcome to my page 💜
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For starters just call me Yuri. My pronouns are she/her and my age is a secret. (I'm legal guys).
Do I write anything?: That's a good question and the answer is yes. I write NSFW as well as SFW things. Request guidelines: ★☆★☆
What am I working on?: I'm working on requests and cleaning out my drafts 💀
Things about me: My favorite color is purple (if you couldn't tell from the text), I own a farm, I want to be a biomedical engineering vet, and I'm Pansexual <3
Fandoms I'm apart of: Haikyuu, Attack on Titan, banana fish, JJK, Yuri on ice, Mob Psycho 100, Mystic Messenger, and literally too many to list but those are my main ones.
Put some requests for stuff I don't bite <3
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mikasas-biggestwhore · 5 months
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Attack on Titan characters and their butts ‼️‼️‼️‼️
This was a random conversation between me and a friend of mine and I decided that our opinions needed to be shared with the world!
Characters: Eren, Armin, Mikasa, Jean, Connie, and Sasha
Hope y’all enjoy 💜
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Eren Yeager
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— I’m sorry to the Eren fans but brotha is flatter then flat. Flatter then the floor type of flat-
— HE’S GOT A INVERTED BOOTY TYPE OF FLAT😭
— Like Eren doesn’t even have fat on his butt. It’s all completely just bone so you know that poor boy is in pain whenever he manages to fall on his ass
— If you smacked his ass aint shit gonna happen and your hand is just gonna hurt. Feels like you just smacked a rock bruh
— It gets worse guys
— Eren can’s throw it back to save his life.
— You might be like “What’s the point if he doesn’t have a ass?” Okay sure but even if you don’t got a ass it’s still nice to know how to throw it back
— ITS GETS EVEN WORSE.
— He’s tried but that poor boy is more lost then Dora the Explorer
— And before y’all start arguing the proof is all in that once scene where Eren meets up with Floch and Floch hands over that jacket to Eren.
— HIS BUTT IS MERGED WITH HIS BACK GUYS. IM SORRY.
Armin Arlert
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— Okay see against popular believe Armin 100% has a fatty
— He has a very plush and squishy ass. He has the the type of ass that you could lay your head on and you would have the best sleep of your life
— He also has some jiggle along with all that plush booty. Like it definitely has its own little bounce when he walks around and whatnot
— IF YOU SMACKED HIS ASS YOU WOULD GET THE MOST SATISFYING SOUND EVER.
— See Armin has all that booty and doesn’t even know how to use it. On top of that he’s completely unaware of the fact that he has a very nice ass
— Like when he’s running upstairs or jumping around, he’s confused asf why everyone is struggling to breath. It’s because DAMN THAT ASS IS FAT
— Side note: Armin has the second biggest fatty in the survey corps ⭐️
Mikasa Ackerman
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— MIKASA HAS A NICE ASS
— Okay see she definitely has a fatty but it’s a firm kinda butt. She works out and is a very muscular woman so it makes sense for her.
— I hope this also makes sense but it’s also plush but not pillow worthy like Armin’s. Like you could use it as a pillow but it’s the kinda pillow you gotta fool around with before being happy with
— Sadly Mikasa does not have any jiggle because like I said before she’s muscular. So why her ass is fat it will not bounce
— Does Mikasa know how to throw it back? Of course she does. She’s fucking Mikasa Ackerman. Oh and she throws it alright
— She could kill somebody with that ass. This is not a issue though because Mikasa is a aware that she has a ass but she never uses it at all
— Such a waste :(
— Side note: please don’t slap her ass she’ll break your hand and arm. I know from experience 🤕(I’m delusional as all hell.)
Jean Kirstein
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— Got me apologizing again except this time to the Jean stans
— Jean is as bad as Eren bro
— They are both painfully flat like the only difference is that Jean got a smidge more fat then Eren does
— If you smacked his ass, it would still feel like hitting rocks regardless. I'm sorry guys.
— If it makes y'all feel better Jean knows how to throw it back. He probably figure it out by accident somehow 💀
— It’s just that he’s ass at throwing ass. So he doesn’t do it a lot it all
— He’s just embarrassed to do it because he’s really trying his best but he’s practically as bad as Eren-
— He wouldn’t be caught dead shaking his ass in public but if he was messing around with just Sasha and Connie he is definitely twerking
— They support him the whole time <3
— He’s twerking horribly but he’s got the spirit. (He hates to admit it but he asks Connie for tips)
Connie Springer
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— Guys unfortunately Connie is also apart of the flatty patty party with Eren and Jean
— HOWEVER Connie absolutely works with it
— HIM AND SASHA THROW IT BACK TOGETHER ALL THE TIME
— Connie does it as a joke really because he is aware that he doesn't have anything but that is not gonna stop him at all
— When Connie twerks ain’t shit moving but you can’t tell him that
— He will throw his ass like he has the fattest ass on this earth and will swear up and down that his ass gave a little jiggle when he moved it a certain way
— Connie’s ass possibly giving a little jiggle has definitely caused arguments between Sasha and Connie 💀
— “Dude did you guys see that?! My ass jiggled! My ass is basically as big as Sasha’s!”
Sasha Braus
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— Let’s get one thing straight
— THIS GIRL GOT THE TWO B’S (BOOTY AND BOOBS)
— Like outta all the girls in the servey corps she got them all beat.
— Another thing is that Sasha is fully aware of what she has and happily uses her gift from God. (That’s how she fr rizzed up Niccolo)
— Her thing is that she loves to act clueless around everyone knowing good and well they are all suffering as she runs up stairs
— Truthfully she does it because she thinks it’s absolutely hilarious. Watching someone face turn red of them getting choked up because she bent over really give her a kick
— Now see Sasha’s ass is on the same level with Armin’s. Her ass is very plush and soft enough to be pillow for you to rest your head and have a heavenly sleep
— Does it jiggle? FUCK YEA IT DOES
— Sasha’s ass does a little bounce with each step she takes while walking. LORD HAVE MERCY WHEN SHES TAKING THE STAIRS
— Sasha gonna hurt them with the type of ass she has
— STAN BIG BOOTY SASHA ✊🏽
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Y’all Imma have to make a part 2 ✋🏽😭
All this booty talking got me wanting to eat a piece of cake because gahdamn
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AOT headcanons part 2
We’re doing more random Attack on Titan headcanons to go along with my first post. Most of them are still in a modern age btw
It’s been like 3 months I’m sorry y’all 💀
Includes: Reiner, Bertholdt, Annie, Marco, and Historia + Ymir
Reiner
Reiner 100% give his friends noogies. He’s known as the big brother type too and it just kinda comes naturally to him. He doesn’t do it for any specific reason he just does it randomly. The only time he really does them is just to show that he’s happy for someone and it’s a urge he has to give into
Sticking with the big brother thing. Reiner definitely slaps the back of Connie’s head simply because he’s bald. In Reiner’s defense look at Connie and tell me you wouldn’t slap his head isn’t slappable. Like I just want to pop it and that’s how Reiner feels as well.
Reiner sings randomly. I feel like if he honestly got bored and had nothing to do he would start singing the most random as lyrics. Like it can be any song that’s on the top of his head. If he doesn’t have a song he’ll just start make up a song as he looks around
He drinks from the milk jug. I have no reason behind this only that Reiner seems like the type to and simply does it just because he can
He is a big horror fan. He probably loves the classics like Jason, Freddie Krueger, and Cujo. At the same time he doesn’t min the newer horror movies but he just feels like he’s gone back in time when watching the older ones.
Bertholdt
I feel like he’s a big animal lover. After all, Bertholdt may be big but he’s a gentle giant. Dogs are probably one of his favorite animals especially Great Danes because they are gentle giants like he is
He works as a librarian. He seems like the type to work in a quiet and peaceful space because it’s not a taxing job and all he really does is organize books all day or I see him as a yoga teacher because of those poses he makes when he sleeps.
He did dance when he was younger. That’s my only reason on behind why he was so flexible when he sleeps. Ballet specifically. Like have you seen those ballerinas and how flexible they are. I’ve done ballet before and trust me the flexible is long lasting so after Bertholdt stopped he just remain flexible as a rubber band.
I feel like he cooks in his off time. Like he keeps him at piece and it’s easy. Bertholdt probably has anxiety over new things so it’s for him because all he has to do it follow a recipe with cooking. Because of him cooking all the time he is probably a amazing cook
He puts out food and water out for all the stray dogs and cats. Like Bertholdt’s house is probably a literal safe haven for all strays. Bertholdt tries his hardest to try and find them all good homes and so far he’s been successful but there’s still more animals to help
Annie
It’s known that Annie like sweets so I feel like her favorite drink to sip is hot chocolate. She drinks it a lot more during the colder months to have something that can warm her up
HEAR ME OUT BUT ANNIE AS A PROFESSIONAL BOXER. She would literally be so good and win tons of championships. Like as soon as her opponent gets word of them fighting her they usually drop out because they are terrified of Annie.
I feel like she goes to the gym 24/7. If she’s stressed she goes to the gym. Needs to think? Goes to the gym. Bored? She’s going to the gym. That’s the reason behind her being so muscular and just JDBSKJXJS in general. Yes I am Annie simp
If Annie were to ever have pets I feel like she would have tons of reptiles. She seems like the type to have tons of snakes and lizards mostly. She walks around in her house with them just hanging on her. It’s normal to see her walking around her house with a Bearded dragon on her shoulder and a python curled on the other and is sitting on her head.
She paints her nails every so often just to feel feminine. They are never any drastic colors like a neon pink or bright green. She prefers softer colors like maybe baby blue and light lavender. Sometimes she’ll be different and paint them in a pattern just to be different
Marco
Because of his freckles, I feel like Marco has mistaken one as something that was on his face only to figure out it was one of his freckles and felt stupid afterward 
I feel like Marco has small scars all over his body. Like he’s a clumsy person but most of them stemmed back from when he was a kid. Back then he was way more clumsy then he is now and it was normal for him to have bandaids in several places at a time.
I can’t imagine Marco holding his alcohol very well and he isn’t bad when drunk he’s just extremely cuddly. Like you have to watch him because he just wants to hug about everyone simply because he thinks everyone deserves a hug.
This mf is terrified of spiders. If you ever see one of those baby spiders crawling on him don’t say anything or Marco will actually flip. There have been several occurrences where Marco is in a chair or on top of a table because there’s a big ass spider on the floor
If he were to ever have a job I feel like he would be a florist that decorates peoples backyard and weddings. I don’t know how to explain it but he simply seems like he would be so great at it. Like you have a ugly ass backyard hire Marco and he will bring you to tears at the beauty of what he’s done
Historia +Ymir
(I can’t see them apart so they are together)
Historia likes forcing Ymir to go on cute dates she saw on the internet. Of course Ymir called them dumb and didn’t like going on them so after some negotiating they go on one once a week. Ymir says there still dumb but Historia can tell she’s enjoying them.
When they lay in bed together Historia will deny it but she hogs the covers and snores extremely loud like Ymir got really confused when she first realized it was Historia. Ymir isn’t any better because she talks in her sleep constantly
They have been caught making out numerous of time. Ymir can literally give to shits about what anyone says while Historia gets all panicked about them getting caught.
Your can’t tell me they wouldn’t go to a pride parade together. Of course it was pride month and it was Historia’s idea to go to the pride parade. You can bet Historia’s dressed herself in complete rainbows. Ymir was not as flashy but wore rainbow bracelets.
Honestly Historia probably has a strict skin routine and Ymir makes fun of her for it but once Historia did it for her and she’s been obsessed since. She loves how soft her face felt after Historia massaged essential oils into it. They now both do skin routines together
I might do a part 3 and then that’s probably gonna be it 👩🏽‍🦯
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Aot headcanons
This is literally my first post for anything so how about we start with some random Attack on Titan headcanons. Most of these are at a modern age btw
Includes: Eren, Mikasa, Armin, Jean, Connie, and Sasha
Eren
Eren yells at horror movies. You just can't watch horror movies with him at all. He just yells at the screen about how the characters are dumb and how they make stupid decisions. Literally if you watch a horror movie all your gonna hear is his voice
Eren hates caterpillars. I have a whole thing behind this. He was probably under a tree or something when he was younger and a caterpillar just happen to fall and landed in his hair. Like any small kid he freaked out about the fact something was moving in his hair. After he found out it was a caterpillar he hated them ever since
I feel like Eren was the little kid that got into his moms make up because he had seen her use it before. Like Carla left him alone for a minute and when she came back Eren had eyeshadow in his hair, lipstick all over his hands and face, and had eye liner everywhere. When he noticed Carla all he probably said was like “I look just like you mommy”
I don’t know why exactly but I feel like Eren would be good at baseball. He’s just got this thing that screams Baseball. Either way he probably gets put on the bench a lot because he assaulted someone but his anger is really good for a game
Mikasa
I feel like Mikasa knits. Mikasa is a complete badass and it’s nice to think about how she might knit to give herself a break since it can be relaxing. She listens to relaxing music while she does too (Maybe she can knit herself a noncrusty scarf /hj)
Mikasa is probably extremely flexible. Like I’m talking ballerina flexible with doing full splits, putting her leg behind her head and holding her leg all the way up to her head. I bet she could do backbends too
I feel like she has random small stuffed animals from random places she’s been and they just so happened to catch her eye and that’s purely the only reason she bought them. She doesn’t have a lot but the take up a good portion of her bed
When ever she’s competing or even playing a challenging game against her friends she wears like the sports face paint. Like if you ever see Mikasa wearing face paint you know she’s in games mode
Armin
I feel like Armin’s favorite types of books to read are fairytales. We’re talking about the same guy that talked nonstop about the ocean (which they weren’t sure existed) to Eren. He definitely likes fairytales
Armin likes building sandcastles at the beach. He probably burns easily so he just set up an umbrella and gets to work. He will work tediously on them too and they look hella detailed. Probably gets sad when they have to leave and he has to leave his sandcastle behind
Armin probably helps his friends cheat on schoolwork. HE DOESNT WANT TO THOUGH. Armin probably tries to help them only for someone like Eren to frustrate him enough for him just to hand over his paper and say “Just copy it” because he’s had enough
I feel like Armin gets sick way easier then a normal person would. He could stand in the cold for a couple minutes and then next thing you know he’s stuck with a cold for about 2 weeks.
Since we’re on sickness I could imagine Armin having wads of tissue in his nose because it’s runny. Like if he got sick it’s normal to see him with tissues up his nose because no matter what he always has a runny nose.
Jean
Jean uses cleansing face masks to keep his skin clear. He just seems like the type to. Once Connie made fun of him for it but soon stopped when he saw just how smooth Jean’s face was afterwards.
Jean sings a lot but not openly. I feel like he has a nice voice and just doesn’t use it a lot. The only people who have heard him sing are probably Sasha and Connie. He for sure sings in the shower and you could probably hear him mumbling lyrics to some random song he heard.
He hates to admit but he counts with his fingers when he adds big numbers. Sometimes he might get the math confused so fingers are easier to use (Don’t worry Jean I count on my fingers too✨)
Funny enough Jean is probably terrified of horses. It’s because they are so big and it scares him by the fact that a horse could kill him if it wanted to
Connie
Connie would make ‘ur mom’ jokes constantly. It doesn’t matter the context because he’ll just slip it out and for no reason at all. Along with this Connie would probably always be outta pocket just because he can
I DON’T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS CONNIE’S FULL NAME IS Cornelius Elizabeth Springer
The reason Connie has a shaved head was because it’s known he was picked on so someone probably put gum in his hair as a ‘joke’ and he was forced to shave it. Ever since he just kept the style because shaved hair was easier to remove gum from
Connie wants a pet monkey. It all started when he saw an episode of curious George and ever since he’s wanted one. (I know George isn’t a monkey but just go with it) He probably talks nonstop about how one day he will get one
He loves sleepovers because movies but you better hope you don’t fall asleep before him or else your getting your face vandalized with a black sharpie. And I mean he’s drawing dicks all over your face
Sasha
Like Connie, Sasha loves sleepovers and will literally help Connie vandalize your face if you fall asleep. She’ll be easier on you and will draw little doodles of random things instead
Her and Connie have a secret handshake. It’s one of those complicated ones where literally her and Connie are the only ones that understand them 💀
As much as Sasha eats I know damn well she can probably cook too. Hopefully she learned how to season stuff (Only my fellow cotton pickers understand). Her favorite food are breakfast burritos. Them things are so good.
Since we’re on cooking. Sasha definitely sings and dances while she cooks. She’s nearly burned several things in the process but she just can’t help herself
Her and Connie do challenges like seeing how many marshmallows they can fit in their mouths to which Sasha always wins. It doesn’t matter if it’s marshmallows, Pretzels or something like eggs. Sasha will always win.
She begs for Connie and Jean to let her paint their toes. Of course they give in and she has so much fun doing it too. She would probably paint their nails too if either of them would let her
Yea so I might do more because this was fun
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