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military-newsboys · 13 minutes
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Gourd: And you guys are ? Maverick: Tired Rooster: Dead inside Bob: Anxious Hangman: Hungry Phoenix: Phoenix: We're the dagger squad I am so sorry
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military-newsboys · 13 minutes
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Ice: I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is ‘fuck you’.
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military-newsboys · 14 minutes
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Ice, to Mav: Did it hurt? When I told you to google it and I was right?
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military-newsboys · 15 minutes
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Ice: You're a little shit, you know that? Mav: Hi, Pot, I'm Kettle. Go fuck yourself.
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military-newsboys · 15 minutes
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Mav: You know, it's nice to be wanted. Ice: Not by the police!
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military-newsboys · 19 minutes
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Mav: Don't worry, I'll build up an immunity! Ice: YOU CAN'T BUILD AN IMMUNITY TO SHATTERED BONES, PETE!
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military-newsboys · 20 minutes
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Ice: Hey, Babe! What can I do for you? Mav: Probably something illegal. Ice: Of course it is.
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military-newsboys · 11 hours
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Buck: The wee-woo thingy? Eddie: THE FIRE ALARM!? Buck: Yeah! Eddie: You are a firefighter what the-
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military-newsboys · 12 hours
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Davey: I trust Jack.
Katherine: You think he knows what he's doing?
Davey: Well I wouldn't go that far.
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military-newsboys · 13 hours
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Mav: You’re cute when you’re worried about me. Ice: Then I must be cute 24/7. Mav: You are.
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military-newsboys · 15 hours
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Eddie: girl drop the crystals and pick up a gun. let him feel your energy for real
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military-newsboys · 16 hours
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Davey: How did none of you hear what I just said? Jack: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Crutchi: I got distracted about halfway through. Race: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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military-newsboys · 21 hours
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Cyclone: I really don't like you. Mav: I really don't care.
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Ice: The thing is … I’ve been living a lie.
Mav: Just one?
Mav: I’m living, like, twenty.
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Crutchi: Seriously, what do you have that I don't? Jack: Me? Jack: What do I have that YOU don't? Pffft. Jack: Jack: Crippling anxiety, hopefully.
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military-newsboys · 2 days
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Ice: Mav, I need your location! Mav: I'm by the cloud that looks like a deer! Ice: *sigh* Can you be more specific? Mav: Bambi Ice: I hate you.
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military-newsboys · 2 days
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Buck: Have I ever told you what a good cook you are? Eddie, frying the salad: You have not. buck: Yeah, there's a reason for that.
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