Gourd: And you guys are ?
Maverick: Tired
Rooster: Dead inside
Bob: Anxious
Hangman: Hungry
Phoenix:
Phoenix: We're the dagger squad I am so sorry
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Ice: I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is ‘fuck you’.
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Ice, to Mav: Did it hurt? When I told you to google it and I was right?
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Ice: You're a little shit, you know that?
Mav: Hi, Pot, I'm Kettle. Go fuck yourself.
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Mav: You know, it's nice to be wanted.
Ice: Not by the police!
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Mav: Don't worry, I'll build up an immunity!
Ice: YOU CAN'T BUILD AN IMMUNITY TO SHATTERED BONES, PETE!
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Ice: Hey, Babe! What can I do for you?
Mav: Probably something illegal.
Ice: Of course it is.
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Buck: The wee-woo thingy?
Eddie: THE FIRE ALARM!?
Buck: Yeah!
Eddie: You are a firefighter what the-
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Davey: I trust Jack.
Katherine: You think he knows what he's doing?
Davey: Well I wouldn't go that far.
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Mav: You’re cute when you’re worried about me.
Ice: Then I must be cute 24/7.
Mav: You are.
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Eddie: girl drop the crystals and pick up a gun. let him feel your energy for real
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Davey: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Jack: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Crutchi: I got distracted about halfway through.
Race: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Cyclone: I really don't like you.
Mav: I really don't care.
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Ice: The thing is … I’ve been living a lie.
Mav: Just one?
Mav: I’m living, like, twenty.
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Crutchi: Seriously, what do you have that I don't?
Jack: Me?
Jack: What do I have that YOU don't? Pffft.
Jack:
Jack: Crippling anxiety, hopefully.
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Ice: Mav, I need your location!
Mav: I'm by the cloud that looks like a deer!
Ice: *sigh* Can you be more specific?
Mav: Bambi
Ice: I hate you.
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Buck: Have I ever told you what a good cook you are?
Eddie, frying the salad: You have not.
buck: Yeah, there's a reason for that.
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