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That is exactly what I told my dad and sister just five minutes ago because we watched the movie (in german) and there is so much that disappointed me

All I have to add is the failed script. They cut out some good lines like the one where Gobber takes Hiccup home and Hiccup is sarcastic about the fact that his father wanted a big burly son and not someone like him.

Overall the german translation is crap. If they don't know how to trandlate it, watch the original movie and write this script down. It's not that hard.

So I watched parts of the live-action HTTYD film. Why? Because despite my sheer animosity against these live-action remakes (aside from The Jungle Book 2016, which I legitimately enjoy), part of me was curious to see how they'd pull off certain scenes from the original animated film (which is now 15 years old, just saying that feels like a gut-punch).

So I looked online (because I'm not giving Dreamworks and Universal my money for this) to see if the remake leaked, it did, I dived in-and-out of it, and now I want to get my thoughts out. I'm going to be all over the place with said thoughts, so please bear with me.

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I'll go over some positives, cause I admit there are some things I liked: the set designs and costumes are great. I give them credit for trying there (did I see a shield with a Poke Ball design, though? Was that done on purpose??)

John Powell's remixed score. Like Hans Zimmer's score for The Lion King remake (ick...), while some music queues and beats sound off, its mostly great to listen to, and I love how sarcastic some of the titles sound (Example: "This is Real Berk" Really? 😂). If I had to pick a favorite track, it'd probably be Meeting the Queen.

Some of the dragon designs. While the Zipplebacks' eyes are too small, and the Gronckle is literally a flying baby made bigger, I do like the designs for the Monstrous Nightmare and the Deadly Nadder (although I do miss how close the eyes were together on the original Nightmare design). As for Toothless, he's grown on me, I kind of like how more toad-like he is, but I definitely see where people are coming from when they call him ugly and expressionless. As for the Red Death, ehhh....I see what they were going for, but it doesn't work for me. It's literally just a big Triceratops with wings and a barbed tail, and while that sounds awesome on its own, I really prefer the original design and how disproportionate and menacing it was.

Even though I don't like the Red Death's design, or how they tried to add Bewilderbeast aspects to it, I do like how it was first revealed in the Dragon's Nest, and how more prominent the volcanic terrain was during the final battle against it.

I liked Fishlegs, Snoutlout, and Stoick for the most part. As for Hiccup, while I really like the actor (he was fantastic in The Black Phone), his take on Hiccup was a mixed bag. Sometimes he'll embody the character perfectly, while other times he's trying too hard, and with how he's written, he comes off as a jerk at points (oooh, I'll get to that in a bit...).

Seeing Berk co-exist with the dragons at the end is always nice to see, and I love the little outdoor class teaching the Viking kids about dragons (properly). That was a nice touch.

The infamous Forbidden Friendship scene was mostly done well. Mostly, because it still had that rushed feeling of 'going through the motions' that plagues nearly all of these remakes.

The same can't be said with the Test Drive scene. Seriously, what the hell was that? Nothing about it was as emotional or tense as the original scene (also, you took out the Terrible Terror scene? Why?? That scene was important in so many more ways than one!!)

They tried so hard to match the speed and energy of the original film, but it just doesn't work. You can't match animation like that.

The acting, like Hiccup, was a mixed bag, ranging from good to over-the-top in a bad way.

"Who's a good boy?" "Toothless. Stay." Oh no...they're treating Toothless like a dog, he even pants like one at some point. You all know what this most likely means, and I hate everything about it.

And now for my biggest beef with the remake (outside of the fact it exists, and the dragons being reduced to cute puppies with no personality): the writing. Nearly everyone comes off as mean-spirited jerk in this movie. Yeah there was a touch of mean-spiritedness in the first film (and especially in the original books-not saying that to bash said books), but this really wasn't fun to watch.

The characters that suffer from the 'everyone is a jerk' writing the most are Gobber and Astrid. Good gods, Gobber, what have they done to you, man?? Gobber's deadpan deliveries and sarcasm from the original were hilarious and on-point, and it was clear that he cared for Hiccup despite his insults. You get none of that with live-action Gobber. All of his line deliveries were off, his insults weren't funny, and nothing he did or said gave me the feeling that he cared about Hiccup. He was an asshole, through and through, even during moments when he tried to be caring. Regular Gobber would point at him and go "Who is this buffoon?"

Then there is Astrid, oh man (note, this is not against the actress, so lets put that controversy aside). I hate how she was written here. Why? She's been giving the same treatment as most (but not all) female leads nowadays, aka the "I'm an unlikable bully, but despite this I am perfect and better than you in very way, and everyone knows it and points out how awesome I am every time I appear. I don't need to change at all, only for everyone to keep telling me I'm perfect and special enough as is, and I need to steal the spotlight from those who really need it, even during an important, possible death scene." Come ooooooon! Astrid was already badass enough in the original films without being unlikable, why did you have to do this to her?? Also, she comes off as extra cruel to Hiccup this time, thus bringing his crush on her into question, and making her sudden affection for him after the Romantic Flight scene more out-of-place.

I completely forgot about the twins when writing this (which says a lot). Yeah, their characters were butchered, most of their banter and humor were gone, they might as well not exist in this movie.

On that note, the humor in general was toned down or non-existent. What, because this is live-action it can't be funny anymore?

Finally, what was with the end credits? It felt like the end to a Power Point presentation, or a 'visit Ireland and Iceland!' ad. I get not having the Sticks & Stones song by Jonsi (probably due to copyright reasons, that or Dreamworks/Universal was cheap), but it doesn't change the fact it was sorely missed, and the end credits felt off as a whole. __ That's all I currently have to say about the live-action movie and comparing it to the original film. Is it the worst live-action remake I've seen? Probably not, that title goes to the Lion King remake (I like the remixed score, but the movie itself is so bland and soulless I couldn't finish it), but that's not saying much. If I can compare the live-action HTTYD to anything, it'd be a school play. An exaggerated, expensive play that makes some questionable decisions (like removing important scenes and making all the characters into jerks), and tones down the themes and humor to the point where the original animated film feels more mature and 'real'. I give it credit for at least trying in some areas, but it doesn't change the fact it can't stand on its own without the original. I am NOT looking forward to what they do with the remakes of the sequels...(they're gonna butcher Valka, Cloudjumper, Drago and the Bewilderbeasts, just wait. And they're already setting up for The Hidden World....)

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Something obvious, Ghost can't dance, even if he could he wouldn't. Ghost is someone you don't ask to dance, he's the kind of person you go to if someone needs to be dead without any track.

But Simon dances. Well, not a classic viennese waltz but soft swaying and twirling. Simon loves gentle, somtimes a little clumsy but still with a sweet innocence that shows how devoted he is to you.

The difference between these to two is crystal clear. Simon makes sure Ghost stays behind closed door when he's at home with you, just like Ghost makes sure Simon doesn't get hurt while being on base.

At home, Ghost makes rarely an appearance. Only when the fear, disguised as anger, gets too much and treathens to drown him. Cold eyes and stiff actions show a small boy who found guidance and security in the army.

Yet, after all these years, Simon manages to calm this side with your loving hands and soft voice. With you, this small boy is protected and taken care of. The fear soon turns into calmness, the anger into trust.

The man who once was cold and inaccessible, is now someone who found happiness in the smell of coffee and your hair,he domestic and calm everyday- life.

Ghost now only is there if you aren't. He may use a different way of protecting Simon but if he comes home to you in one piece then it is at least enough.

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That's the spirit I'm carrying

Ok I'm done for the night.

I'll see y'all in a week or 4 months.

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Stuff I write and fandoms I'm in

• fluff, angst, comfort, smut

• Lord of the Rings/ The Hobbit • Marvel • Call of Duty • Shadow and Bone • Vikings • Grey's Anatomy • Arcane • The Witcher •

I'm trying to use trigger warnings/notes and take contructive critics

Requests and asks are welcome

-L

Note: This is a new account because my old one bugged and I'm crying about it because I already had a mutual and some followers

I'm sorry

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John Price × fem!reader

The only purpose of this post is to appreaciate titties

One thing John Price loves are your breast. He doesn't care about size, if they're perky or not, just boobs. It makes him happy. It's like a switch in his brain.

He's sad? Boobs. He's stressed? Boobs. He's tired? Boobs. He's arguing with you? Show your titties, he will shut up and worship the ground you walk on.

John Price just needs a pair of tits, a nice cigar and some whiskey to have a perfect life.

I think his breeding kink gets stronger when he realizes that your breast will swell with milk and probaly grow a cup size or two.

Expect him to paw at your body the whole time. Just feeling the soft skin, the squish, your cute baby bumb, more squish and your curves (more squish)

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A single whisper holds you awake every night for years now. It wasn't something someone would consider as painul or perhaps traumatazing. The thing is, not the words hold you awake but the voice which says them, the person who you like to forget.

"See you tomorrow"

But there is no tomorrow, there never was and probaly never will be. Yet, for just a single moment you let yourself fall into these soft words, spoken with a crooked grin and bright eyes.

"Don't be late"

You were never late. They were always two minutes late, making you wait. But now? Now you are waiting. For what? No one knows, not even you.

"Be careful"

Careful. What a lovely word. Being full of care for someone, yet not yourself. They always looked out for you, just not themselves.

"You look beautiful"

Liar. They always said that. Even when you wore your sweatpants and smelled like shit. It was not you, it was hie they saw you. In their eyes you were the most precious thing on earth, god, the whole universe.

"You wanna go out sometime?"

Of course you would. How can anybody say no these bright eyes and smug yet charming smile.

"I think I'm in love with you"

God, you are too. For years now and finally luck was on your side.

"I love you"

Words you meant and still do but you never heard them, never watched the lips you kissed say them back."I know but I don't"

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I should study but I don't. Instead I write that because I have a free will this exam will fuck me anal without lube tomorrow

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Just some head canons I have for Vander from Arcane

• Vander absolutley has a sweet tooth. He loves choclate, cake, biscuits, just everything that is sweet. (He loves his partner even more if they're baker)

• Vander has strange little habbits; always locking the door at night, always reading before bed, having a specific spoon he uses for his tee, humming the same melody while cleaning his bar and it's always the same one, letting the tee bag sit for a minute longer, letting the tee cool down and drinking it when it reached a specific temperatur (he's got a feeling for it by now), making the dad pose when watching his children.

• Vander is the kind of man who is dominant in a non- sexual way like holding doors open, having an arm around your waist, helping you taking/putting your jacket off/on, gently guiding you, explaining things without making you feel dumb, just these kind of things.

• Vander drinks tee. You can't drink alcohol all day long and he knows that. So his go-to drink is tee. I think he's the bitter type of tee drinker (contrary to his sweet tooth) but if he feels like it, a fruity tee is also good.

• Vander absolutely loves domestic life. He always wanted children and a wife/husband.

• If a stranger tried hitting on you, Vander would frown and tell them to stay away from you. He protects what's his.

• I like to imagine that he got The Last Drop from his father. I don't mean biological but from a father figure.

• Vander's dad left his mother when he was like two, maybe even younger. But somehow he got a father figure, maybe his mother's new partner, an uncle or whatever.

• This man knows how to handle bratty woman. I mean look at Violet, Powder and their mom. Yea, they're his children and best friend but he still can handle the bratiness.

• The first time he met Silco, they hated each other because Vander made fun of Silco. Trough some other boy they didn't like, they got friends. Best friends.

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My first actual post here. Please don't expect too much diversity in the vocabulary. It's one of the first times I write completly in English, since it's not my first language.

Vander × gn!reader

Notes: use of ass and breast/boobs (a man's chest can be called boobs too, you can't convince me otherwise) , fluff, kissing, suggestive themes: fingering, blow job

The warm and familiar smell of The Last Drop embraced you like a hug. Children laughter interrupted the silence. Your gaze fell on a little girl with blue hair. She giggled and ran from a sturdy big man, trying to hide behind your legs as she shouted your name.

"Help! Vander doesn't love me anymore!" Powder whined and clinged to your hip. "I'm sure he does, Pow." You smiled down at her. The tall man simply laughed before he picked the girl by her legs and threw he over his shoulder. "I never said that" He huffed. Powder tried to wiggle out of his grip but Vander's grip didn't loose. "You did!", she retorted. "You said I have to go to bed!"

A laughter slipped from your lips. "Well, that's actually not the same, Powder." The girl gasped and stared at you, betrayed and her mouth open. "How can you say this? I thought you liked me!"

You giggled and followed them downstairs to her bedroom, in which Vi was already asleep. "I do like you" "Yes, she does," Vander dropped her on the bed. "But she loves me, that counts more" A smug grin spreaded across his face.

With an eyeroll, you slapped him softly on the chest. Then you kneeled beside Powder. "Don't listen to him. I love you and your sister just as I love him. Just in a different way" You smiled.

Powder stared at you with big eyes. "What does that mean?" "Well," You chuckled. "I love you and Violet like a mother loves their children and I love Vander like a wife loves their husband." For a moment you could see the gears in her head turn before she nodded. "That sounds nice." A yawn left her lips and you smiled. "Sleep now, Pow."

After you ensured that Powder was alseep, Vander and you went upstairs again and getting the pub ready for the night.

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"Do you really love them like that?", Vander suddenly asked. With a confused expression, you looked up from the glasses you had cleaned. "Of course I do, Vander. They like my own children." His eyes softend and a faint hint of a smile showed.

Vander bit his lip and suddenly his cheeks flushed pink. The strong, big Vander who could snap somones neck with just his pinky, blushed.

But why?

"You okay, Van?" You asked worried. "Uh y-yes" He stuttered. Stuttered. Something was off. He seemed ... nervous. The fucking Hellhound was nervous! "I uh ... d-did you mean that other thing too? T-that you love me like a husband?" The blush on his cheeks deepend. For a moment all you can do was just stare at him before a laugh escaped your throat and you started wheezing.

It was hilarious for you that Vander, the Hellhound himself, was nervous because of something like this. Vander's face was burning red for a moment, then pale. "J-just forget it. It's dumb.", he mumbled.

It took a moment for you to go back to normal. With a bright grin, you wrapped your arms around his neck. "Of course I love you, Vander. Otherwise I wouldn't do this shit and care for the kids. You're my everything, darling." "Really?", his eyes brightend but his expression was still sheepish. "You mean like you told Powder, l-like husband and ... you know?" "Yes, definitly." You chuckled and gave him a quick kiss on his lips but before you could pull away again, one of his hands wrapped around your neck and held you there.

He deepend the kiss, a small smile on his lips. "I love you, my angel." Voice hoarse and quiet, soft. Now you smiled against his lips. "I love you too, darling." For the next minutes all Vander did, was holding you against his chest. Yet, his hand began to wander across your body. One of the big paws grabbed a handfull of your ass, the other spread over the side of your torso, right under your chest. His fingers gently carassed your skin, sending shivers down your spine.

"You know, I quite like it so.", he whispered in your hair. You quietly chuckled. "You already said that last night." "Really? Well, all I could hear was your whimpering while I was knuckles deep in you. Pretty sounds you made." Red flushed over your cheeks and ears. "Shut up. You were whimpering too, when I gave you head." His chest erupted with laughter. "Well, how could I not. 've rarley had such a good blow job."

Your cheeks only flushed deeper at that and you burried your face between his boobs. "I hate you." "You love me, angel." That is true. You love him with all you are. Every rights and wrongs Vander has. Every imperfection, every dumb habit and every part of his body and soul.

You love him

You love him

You love him

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Hii

I'm L and I write and read. A lot actually. I need new people reading my stuff, not because there aren't enough but because Wattpad turned toxic and is now full of hate since thirteen year olds and even some adults started reading dark romance and romanticize illigeal things. It's not what is used to be. (Still, I don't think I'll miss it)

Creativity was really cut out of my life due some friends and school BUT I wanna change that. Writing is making art with words and building worlds with life. I want that back.

I wish I could draw or paint but I am catastrophic at it, so I started writing when I was like nine. Since then I write about everything I see, feel and think about. It all started on Wattpad but since 2020 I don't upload things there because everytime I do, either a thirteen year old makes fun if it or a thirteen year old ask why there isn't some smut.

That's the main reason why I like tumblr. Here aren't so many kids or teens who only like porn with no plot. I do write smut but I mainly write other stuff (fluff, comfort, angst).

Now to my personality. Five things about me are: I like spring but also autumn, mainly I listen to rock, different kind of metal and 70s, 80s, 90s, 2000s music, English is not my first language, please be patient, Vitamin D hates me and I don't have it and lastly, I like berry scented candles or tasted tea.

I'm also taking request or asks, it just takes one or two days to write it.

I hope you have a wonderful day and may your sleeves never slide down and get wet when you wash your hands

-L

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