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Okay okay I have a spy family idea hear me out:

What if Hemlock makes friends with Daybreak.

They meet when Daybreak is looking for a sword because he thinks it would be cool to have a sword (which it would, to be fair) and Hemlock can't resist showing off and gives him a bunch of advice, and when Daybreak is like "wow you're so knowledgeable" Hemlock makes up an excuse so flimsy that literally only Daybreak would be stupid enough to fall for it. But he's so pleased with himself for having (what he thinks is) a normal human interaction that it never occurs to him to wonder why his new buddy was looking at swords at all.

They do all the things that they both think guy friends are supposed to do with each other, like attend sporting events (neither of them understands the rules) or go out drinking (Hemlock is a weepy drunk and Daybreak is an "I love you man!" drunk which usually only makes Hemlock cry harder), but they're having a good time so it doesn't really matter whether they do things "right" or not. Daybreak even introduces Hemlock to his barber.

They both have a gritty drama playing out in their heads about how hard it is to keep their Dark Secret from the other and never once question the holes in each other's stories.

Hemlock does eventually realize Daybreak is an idiot, but that just convinces him that his job has meaning, because he needs to protect the peace of his country so complete fucking morons like Daybreak can survive.

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I fully believe that the Golden Dawn is the most batshit insane squad in all of Black Clover.

You have Alecdora hating on Yuno for fucking existing, David who I am fully convinced that betted on his soul, Klaus is the universe's biggest mom friend, Mimosa who wants her elder brother to fucking die, Yuno who almost dies on a regular basis, William with a fucking genocidal being in his head for years and Langris. I don't think I need to explain why Langris is the most insane one here.

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Hoooooly shit this man is pathetic i fucking love him

HE CUTS HIS OWN BANGS I FUCKING LOVE HIM #1 LOSER

AAAAAAAH i love him so fucking much he's so fucking stupid how does yor find herself surrounded by these weird idiots

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Something I wanna include in Dogshow:

Subaru, during the (pen)ultimate Petelgeuse fight: Grrr, look at this handsome gallant elegant graceful powerful knight, he’s so annoying, all of his moves are so beautiful and that perfect figure is in the middle of it all, it’s so not fair—

Anastasia, who watched this idiot initially respond to her semi-subtle hints about her wanting him as her knight by trying to force Reinhard on her instead:

Ferris, who thought Julius called him a slur the very first time they met:

Ricardo, remembering the story of how Julius accidentally completely emasculated his little brother during their very first meeting together:

Reinhard, who watched Julius interrupt a meeting with the neighboring Emperor by going “that’s a book quote!”:

Mimi, who once saw Julius get his head stuck in a bucket (non-canon but honestly pretty in character):

Tivey, who has been watching his Lady try and fail to flirt with that man time and again:

Hetaro, thinking of everything surrounding Julius and Joshua’s stupid fucking dynamic:

Everyone else, who have all been watching a compilation of Julius trying his best to talk Subaru out of trouble and continuously making everything ten times worse in the process:

Subaru, who doesn’t even register that everyone else is thinking something different: You really ARE annoying… Tch.

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I like Langris as a character already, but- CHAPTER 305, just makes me smile. I like this chapter cuz of Langris

The fact Yuno egged on Langris, who is a sore loser, but is only really said to be at the end of the chapter, so that Langris could hold off Zenon for 3 minutes,

The fact it worked immediately on Langris,

Yuno eggs him on again, and Langris thinks about how it's that competitiveness that makes their squad strive to be better,

And we see it happen in this chapter with Langris.

Langris is strong enough that we never really see him get hurt (only other instances are VS Asta, and Finral w/ Yami and Jack), but here, he knows he can't beat Zenon on his own and gets run through like this;

He's in pain, and maybe that's unfamiliar to him. He always passes out fast when he does get hurt (a drag in the stomach, a punch to the face), and is gritting his teeth here.

But he plants his feet and keeps going.

He's competitive and annoyed by Zenon looking down on him. He gets run through again, he screams through coughing out his own blood, and he expresses his pride in the Golden Dawn.

I could end it there, but this is similar to something he did waaay back around his first debut; he had shown pride in being the Vice-Captain of the Golden Dawn (Ch. 79).

This is the exact same position he acknowledges Yuno of being worthy of in Ch. 305.

Both times the position of the Golden Dawn's Vice-Captain had been brought up, 1) Langris was annoyed by Yuno, 2) Yuno was challenging Langris. The first time, he was defending Asta and stating his own goal, and the second time was a direct challenge to Langris to improve himself / go beyond his limits.

The first time, Yuno had even mentioned the preconceived limits for himself that Langris brings up; "there's no rules saying commoners can't become Wizard King".

Langris is so open with his thoughts and I like that about him. He always says them, and he was always competitive. He always wanted to show he was better than Finral, so it could stem from there; but he just acknowledged Yuno as the Vice-Captain of the strongest squad.

He acknowledges Yuno as his equal, when Langris has always wanted to be the stronger person.

And Yuno acknowledges that Langris is the same as him too; in the sense of being very sore losers. The thing fueling both of them right now, and a mutual acknowledgment that they're very alike.

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Golden Dawn moments after the whole elf possession event (Commoner!Castor fic)

Langris tries baking to cheer up their Vice-Captain (OC). He has no recipe.

“Maa, maa, it's okay. I'll still eat them,” Castor assured with a grin, trying not to laugh, but also trying not to hurt Langris's feelings. “Thanks, Langris.”

“If the Vice-Captain had a kidney stone, I think it'd just be one of the cupcakes..”

“No, Vice-Captain! Don't eat it!!” Gris panicked, actually distraught. “I-I don't know what sorcery this is, but I have never! seen ‘cupcakes’ as solid as these before!!”

They were so hard that Langris actually grabbed one (“Rrgh!!”), punted it like a rock at Gris's head, and it worked, throwing the junior off-balance and falling to the ground.

That made Castor burst into laughter.

Diffusing a lot of petty and domestic disagreements while everyone's still waking up from being possessed

“What the heck, Gris?! You got a problem with my cooking?” Langris stomped on said knight.

“Mercy!!” Gris shrieked like a bitch.

Castor kept laughing, eyes shut, but dragged himself forward to pull Langris off of Gris.

“Hahahaha! Don't step on him, La-ha-ngris. Eheeheehee..”

Langris became huffy and pouty, blatantly pointing at Gris with his whole arm.

“Nii-sama, he insulted my baking.”

“Vice-Captain, in no world is that considered baking.” Gris, of course, had to rebut him.

And David's usual squabbles with Carina (red-haired forehead girl)

“VICE-CAPTAIN DAD, CARINA STOLE MY SHOES!!” David wailed.

“They're my boots, not yours! We're both wearing the uniform’s shoes!”

“Carina, if they're size 10 mens and stink, give them back; David, don't be so loud. The others are still sleeping,” Castor said, fluffing out a bedsheet on the clothesline to dry. “Wait, ‘dad’?”

Xavier started laughing at it dawning on Castor, who whipped his head around as if he didn't hear right.

Meanwhile, Langris came onto the field, balancing a plate of muffins.

"Nii-sama, I baked something for you."

And something about Hamon taking bread into the mens' bath.

“Hamon, I keep telling you; stop eating in the baths.”

“But this is the most relaxing place to eat!”

“I'd draw a line at bread. Look at all the crumbs you're leaving around.”

William is not the boss of the Golden Dawn, despite his Captain status

"Maybe we should install a pool in the base.." William wondered aloud to himself.

"I'm cutting your access to the squad funding for three months," Castor said immediately, flipping to another page on his clipboard.

Squad members mistook caster sugar for flour while baking for a bake sale to raise funds for the knights

“On your knees. Right now. Apologize to your food for murdering its potential, you heathens.”

Castor said such to a group of knights, who already sat on their knees for their sacrilege.

“I'm sorry, food.”

“No, no; that is not food. That is a mutation,” Castor stated matter-of-factly. “Don't be so kind to the atrocities that you give them the title ‘food’.”

"Yes, chef," Klaus said with the voice of a kicked dog.

Alecdora is allowed to hold William's mask in his hands and refuses to let it go

“Alecdora, drop it,” Castor coaxed, like he were a dog. “Drop ittt,” he warned.

HISS!!!

“.. Yeah, I don't want to risk rabies,” he said lamely, giving up. “Captain, get in there.”

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Gris = a low-ranking Magic Knight that shows up in the light novel. He ranks lower than Klaus despite being longer-standing, having never attended a Merits Ceremony before

Carina = name made up for the female Golden Dawn who has red hair and points out that Yuno is smiling more

Xavier = a male Magic Knight

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(Google translate)

Chasing crumbs chasing crumbs CHASINGCRUMBS—

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New Official Full Names!!

Kudou Toshitsugu

Bruce Lee (yeah)

Toshie Yagi

Zen Shigaraki

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Thought I missed something.. William's got longer hair and figured out how to remove his curse mark. But I think it's actually because of Gordon's magic, after Gordon learned to ward off curses and then used his magic on William

Without his curse, William just looks exactly like Patri. And Gordon's magic really buffs him up plus recovery, huh (I thought Yami was somehow there the first time)

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Commoner!Castor (OC) fic memes

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[Based on a Golden Dawn moment in OC fic]

>Be Alecdora

>You commission life-size statues of Lord Vangeance for personal reasons

>Long-term mission comes up

>Bring a statue so you can still make a shrine to worship during that time

>The shithead Vice-Captain takes the statue without telling anyone

>It breaks

>You carry around the decapitated head of a stone William Vangeance to cope with your loss

>The real William Vangeance is deeply uncomfortable and secretly glad it's broken

>"The Captain's decapitated stone head is staring at me. A decapitated head is staring at me eating eggs and I don't like it." <Langris

>Cry bitterly for four days

>The shithead Vice-Captain punts the head because this has been going on for four days

>Rot in bed because nothing matters anymore. You destroyed an object of worship to your Lord Vangeance

>Nothing the squad tries will get you out of your funk. They enlist emergency help from your Lord

>The real William Vangeance invites you to tea

>You gain your will to live back

>You accidentally slap the queen of the Heart Kingdom because you're too fired up

>Your life is immediately almost lost

[Context: Why the Vice-Captain (OC) took the statue]

“Where's the king?” Lolopechka inquired.

“I told him he turns people to stone when he looks at them, and locked him in a room of statues,” Castor said blandly. "It should distract him for at least 20 minutes."

“Oh, thank goodness,” she breathed out, hand on her chest.

“I think you're taking it a bit too far now, Cas,” William commented, head turned to him.

“Not my fault he's stupid enough to believe it.” 

“Ah, wait. Did you touch any of the statues in the area?” Lolopechka remembered. "Some of the statues are very old religious things."

“No, I had a squad member make statues of everyone. I did take Alecdora’s Lord Vangeance statue, though,” Castor directed that last sentence toward William. “The one with a flowing toga where you're posing like a girl. Knees locked together, hand holding down the dress, lips pursed and everything.” 

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“KYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!”

“What's wrong?!” Gris burst into the room, hearing a feminine shriek. “Who's screaming?!” 

“My Lord Vangeance statue is missing!!” Alecdora wailed in despair, fallen on his knees in front of his shrine that was now missing its centerpiece. 

“.... And suddenly, I hear something and/or someone more important that needs my attention. Bye, senpai.” 

“NOOOO!!! LORD VANGEANCE!!!!” 

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“Thank you very much, Castor,” William told him sincerely, suddenly okay with his subordinate tricking the king to the possible point of insanity.

“I think he called it ‘A God in the Sudden Spring Breeze’?” 

“I honestly don't want to know. I just know he has 20 of me somewhere.” 

“22, actually. He spent his last paycheck on two custom orders to a sculptor.” 

“Really?” 

“Yeah.” 

[Alecdora would later commission a new statue called "A God Stolen in the Night", which bore an eerie resemblance to the one Castor took]

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Haha yeah, I did a 15k recently (15k word fanfic)

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Okay here’s a really fucking unhinged poll just for fun:

HEY. WOMEN ENJOYERS.

NOTE: This is NOT a Best Girl poll. It’s a “who would you probably end up dating given the chance” poll.

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Finral is the same as Lolopechka in this regard; he couldn't learn any offensive spells because he's too kind.

(Ch. 126)

(Ch. 295)

Finesse likes kind-hearted people, and could tell Finral was very much this. Their magic is connected to the soul, so that kindness goes very deep; it's the same kindness Finral used to reach out to Langris's soul when he was possessed.

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Golden Dawn moments in an OC fic (Commoner!Castor)

The Golden Dawn bet on how long it would take Yuno to realize who their Vice-Captain is; Yuno finds the board displaying their bets

Captain - 2 months Castor - 2 weeks Langris - 20 days Alecdora - 5 weeks Letoile - 6 months

“What does this board record, Castor-senpai?” Yuno asked, staring at the writing. “Those dates.”

Castor didn't miss a beat, saying, “It's the longest we've ever held a shit.”

Yuno stared at Letoile's name.

“She's a real beast, isn't she.”

He had to hold back a laugh, settling on a very big smile and pinched lips… when Yuno picked up a chalk and added his name at the very end.

Yuno - 4 days

And the time Letoile finds out

David's eyes slowly widened, and with it, a grin, as the misunderstanding dawned on them.

“Yuno, who told you that?” David whispered in rapturous delight. “Because they're right. They're absolutely right.”

Yuno found their reactions a bit odd. But, everyone else in the base knew what the board meant, so it shouldn't matter on who told him, right? So—

“Castor-senpai did.”

“Oh, that genius bastard.”

“I’m gonna kill him.”

William treats the squad to dinner. The disparity of wealth between social classes has the Golden Dawn nervously avoiding eye contact with their Vice-Captain and latest recruit (Yuno)

“Either you all pay your bit, or thank the Captain every day for the rest of your lives,” Castor told the squad dryly. “With over 200 total plates ordered, not counting dessert and drinks, the bill is over 400 000 yul.”

(Yul is equal to yen, or cent)

For this big of a group, it was actually not a bad deal at all. It was very cheap, actually. Any noble would say this was nothing.

But their Vice-Captain was a commoner, a cheapskate, and a scary person, so they kept their mouths shut. 400 000 yul was a substantial amount for a commoner - and chump change to a noble - so of course it'd be a lot to their Vice-Captain.

“... What's the total combining everything we ordered?” David hedged, trying not to sound too curious, because he knew he wasn't supposed to act like that was an easy number any of them could pay off.

“650 000 yul,” Castor deadpanned. “Do you have enough cash on-hand for that?” He gave William a flat look.

“Thank you, Captain.” Yuno actually bowed his head deeply to William. Unlike the others, he actually understood the weight of that amount, having grown up a peasant; they had to beg the village chief for tatoes through the winter. That much money could renovate the church and provide enough tatoes for a decade.

Yuno was even more money-conscious than Castor, because while Castor was the average commoner, Yuno was a peasant even among peasants.

“........”

So the nobles all kept their mouths shut, in the face of the bowing, grateful peasant, and the unimpressed commoner who just told them to be grateful for the rest of their lives, over what counted as their weekly childhood allowance.

“I know it's the monthly pay for a low-ranked knight,” Castor drawled, “but don't forget knights are paid extremely well. This is still a lot of money.”

“..... S-Sure……” David finally spoke on all their behalf, voice meek.

Their Vice-Captain is the only one concerned with keeping property damage to a minimum. This specific invasion on Kiten is Incident #192

“YOU TELL ME TO TONE IT DOWN ALL THE TIME WHEN YOU ALWAYS PULL THIS SHIT?!”

“Oh, the bocchan’s mad,” Yami commented, as his voice rang clearly from below without the aid of any sorts of magic.

“I'm sure he’s talking to someone else,” William said too calmly.

“WILLIAM VANGEANCE!!!!”

“.... I don't suppose you'd mind us staying up here a bit longer?” he asked, awfully serene. Yami would even fall for it... if his Ki wasn't saying his stomach dropped. It'd be the closest he see him to shitting his pants, and honestly, that meant Castor must've been doing things right.

“FACE ME LIKE A MAN OR I'LL COME UP THERE MYSELF!!!”

“I don't think it matters either way,” Yami admitted, scratching the back of his neck with a finger, before raising a hand in half-prayer. “My condolences for your death, Goldie. Your Vice-Captain is a beast.”

“Please don't joke about that..”

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Langris smiled in satisfaction, watching as the apartment complex came crashing down, thanks to his magic.

Well… half of it. Thanks to his magic erasing the rest from existence.

“YOU TELL ME TO TONE IT DOWN ALL THE TIME WHEN YOU ALWAYS PULL THIS SHIT?!”

Said smile abruptly stiffened, and he immediately began sweating, as the bellow of rage cracked through the air.

“WILLIAM VANGEANCE!!!!”

“Oh, thank the stars,” Langris breathed out in relief, finding he wasn't the target of their Vice-Captain's ire. He laid a hand over his chest, where his heart was thumping.

“FACE ME LIKE A MAN OR I'LL COME UP THERE MYSELF!!!”

“Thank you for your sacrifice, Captain. I'll pledge you my desserts for a week,” Langris swore, doing a three-leaf salute in the direction of the otherworldly tree.

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“YOU TELL ME TO TONE IT DOWN ALL THE TIME WHEN YOU ALWAYS PULL THIS SHIT?!”

Yuno's entire body flinched, having just destroyed a large chunk of the border wall in his attack.

I'm so dead..

“WILLIAM VANGEANCE!!!!”

Oh, I'm alive.

“FACE ME LIKE A MAN OR I'LL COME UP THERE MYSELF!!!”

Thank you for the sacrifice, Captain. I'll remember you. Yuno saluted to the large tree with a little sparkle.

“W-W-W-Who's that angry voice?!” Sylph chattered, pulling on the cloth of Yuno's shoulder. “Y-Y-Yuno, hurry up and use my powers! This is dangerous!”

Yuno kept up his salute for two seconds longer before dropping it, and shaking his head.

“It's fine. He's not mad at us,” he said.

He would, in fact, be mad at them.

CRACK!

“That didn't sound good,” Yuno muttered.

They assumed it was the sound of a blood vessel rupturing in the Vice-Captain.. or maybe it was actually the well-timed fountain collapsing to their left.

CRACK CRACK CRACK!!!

Langris winced, slowly backpedalling from the frozen Vice-Captain.

The scream he let out made them think he was having an aneurysm. Which, honestly, didn't seem like a farfetched idea.

The topic of William having a "twin" they've never met

“You have a twin I don't know about?” Castor repeated, incredulous. “But I've seen you naked-”

“-Please don't bring that up-”

“-and we've been stuck together since you started the Golden Dawn. How would I not know? I even know about the mole you have on your-”

“Please stop talking.”

“-and the time you were little, you-”

“Castor!”

Alecdora and Langris are signed up and registered by Castor to run a marathon for the sake of a mission

Alecdora sipped his water through a straw, Castor dealing with the organizers in the customer service booth for them.

“You can't cancel the event! A homeless little boy is depending on the cash prize!”

“BLFFFT.”

The water was immediately spat out as he turned his head to the side.

“I-I’m Sirgnal,” Langris stuttered, forced to play along, while Alecdora coughed incessantly in the background. “I-I’m 13, and I never learned how to read.”

“See?!”

The volunteer squinted. “He doesn't look that little-”

Castor dramatically slammed his hands on the table. “You have to let him run! He needs the money to pay a mage that'll turn his mother back from a toad!”

“You keep talking about my mother, I swear to-”

“You can't let his dreams turn to ash!” Castor wailed. He fell, actually fell, to his knees in front of the table, hands clasped together in supplication. “You gotta help us, man! Please, please, please!!”

How the hell is this our Vice-Captain?!

“Fine, fine!" the volunteer snapped. "I'll see what I can do. Stop begging already.”

Alecdora can't be nostalgic and reminisce over the mission that led to him devoting his grimoire to William because they always troll him

"It was a few years ago, during a mission," Alecdora began.

"Was it the mission where you got bit in the ass by a little kid?" David guessed, leaning on the table.

"No, that's a different one. It was-"

"I bet it was the time he had to escort a kindergarten class," Langris challenged.

"Those were the same mission," Castor called out from the kitchen. "Try the one where he got his cape stuck on a tree and had to hang for seven hours!"

"That wasn't a mission, that was him coming back from a mission!" David hollered back. "Alecdora, be honest; was it the mission where you accidentally slapped the Heart Kingdom's queen and almost got eviscerated?" he asked with a gentle smile.

"No- you know what? Memory gone. Come back another day."

"No, wait! I need to know it!"

"No you don't."

"But how will we know why you like the Captain so much?" Langris asked heatedly. "The Vice-Captain is literally baking your birthday cake right now in the shape of the Captain's mask."

Alecdora and Yuno have different gods. This almost scares off the new recruit from their squad.

"I see you're the only one who prays before you eat," Alecdora stated, sitting across from Yuno. "Do you pray to our Lord Vangeance, like I do?"

"....... I pray to God," Yuno said. "The normal, one and only, God."

"So Lord Vangeance, yes?!"

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Incorrect quotes in which Castor is a commoner, and thus joined the Golden Dawn

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[After the zombie invasion on the Capital]

William: Hello.

Castor, who was forced into acting-Captain: *pissed off* You - complete - ASS! You show up after WEEKS, and all you can say is “hello”?!

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Castor: I don’t know how you have your foot in your mouth, your head up your ass, and your nose in my business. But here we are, you fucking wizard.

William: *pulls him away from Julius* That's enough, Castor.

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Castor: I had the new recruits fill out "About me"s

William: Oh, let's see... "Siren's favorite color is math"?

William: Hamon likes the taste of paint.

William: "Alecdora's dream is 'William Vangeance'"...

Castor: So I think we should hire different people, yeah?

Patri, to William's soul: They're perfect.

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David: Team A will consist of myself, Alecdora, Siren, and Captain Vangeance.

David: Team B will consist of Castor.

Yuno: That's fair.

Alecdora: Can we fight a different team?

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Langris: Me and Castor don't argue. He beats my ass and I leave the room in a stretcher, like a man.

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Castor: Operation "No more distractions" is a go!

*3 seconds later*

Mimosa: Oh, look! A butterfly!

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[Golden Dawn's cooking skills]

Castor: *master chef*

Yuno: *knows a few recipes*

Mimosa: *made toast once*

William: *banned from the kitchen*

David: *banned from the kitchen*

Alecdora: *banned from the kitchen*

Langris: *banned from the kitche-*

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Castor: What's your type?

David: Light brown eyes, wavy hair, loves to cook and is a single mom..

Castor: Huh. Sounds like my ma.

David: Don't think too hard about that, son.

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William, to Alecdora: You're my significant other.

Alecdora: Yes!

William, to Yuno: You're my child.

Yuno: Yes boss.

William, to Castor: You're my bitch.

Castor: Yeah I am- wait, what?

William, to Mimosa: My bestie.

Castor and Patri: WHAT???!!

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Black Clover OC fic snippets (fics are based around the Golden Dawn)

POV: you leave the Magic Knights for 5 seconds so they can host their own festival ideas

"It might be a bad idea."

CRACK!

“I'm sure whatever you come up with is better than what the other knights have done,” William said smoothly, ignoring the resounding cry of “MY SPLEEN!!!”.

“... I dunno,” she muttered, looking off to the side.

“FOR THE LOVE OF CHEESE, SOMEONE HELP ME!!!”

“Anything is better than what the knights are doing,” he swore vehemently.

“Maybe, yeah… should we check that out first, though?”

“Yes, let's.”

The topic of William choosing between Patri and Julius

“Wait, wait.” She ground her fingers against her brows. “Don't tell me—you got so caught up on choosing options 1 or 2, that you didn't ever consider a step 2?”

The awkward silence was glorifying.

“You gotta be fucking with me. How the hell are you a Captain?”

“........”

“William Vangeance.”

“........... ‘m sorry,” he mumbled meekly.

William is called to crash and end a blind date

“Not to pop your bubble, but you can't try sticking around a bit longer? It's only been 40 minutes. He might not be as bad as-”

“It's Kirsch Vermillion.”

“-I'll be right there to grab you, don't worry. Good job on lasting this long.”

William's commentary over a play leads to talking about Alecdora’s "Lord Vangeance" obsession

“I think I like you more than Esmerelda,” William commented, walking away from the venue.

“Huh?”

“Esmerelda liked the phantom, but was still put off by his face. I like you, who doesn't mind my face at all.”

“Who would mind your face?” she asked, incredulous. “Show it to Alecdora, and he'd die with joy to finally see what's beneath that helmet.”

“That's a bit extreme.”

“What's extreme is the Lord Vangeance shrine he set up, which you won't let me take down-”

“We accept all forms of religion-”

“You just have a big ego, don't you-”

“Even if you took it down, he'd put it up again with sacrifices of apology.”

“Didn't you accept the order for a statue made in your image?”

William shrugged noncommittally, smiling. “I can't stop him.”

“You're literally the only one who can?!”

Augustus's general impression on the Clover Kingdom

“Uh.. Is that a jester?”

“Ahem. Augustus Kira Clover XIII, has taken the stage.”

“Oh shit!”

Surprise over the Black Bulls' squad rank at the Star Festival involved spilled milk

“Second place goes to…”

The Silver Eagle? he guessed unenthusiastically, sipping his cup of flavored milk. It's the expected outcome, after all. Either them or the Crimson Lion, as it'd always been.

“The Black Bulls!”

“BLFFFFT.”

“Hey!!” David cried out, cape soaked in milk. “What the heck, man?”

William assigns a mission so two squad members get along. Mission failed successfully?

“And this idiot managed to throw it in a way that it landed on top of us-!”

“I told you, someone put a tree in the way-”

“We were in a fucking forest!! Why don't you learn to throw?!”

“The only thing I'm going to be throwing are these hands-”

“Why you-!”