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[missing-n-human]

Hi again! I really enjoyed what you did with the Heket x Male Reader one I asked you and was wondering if you could do the same with Kallamar? I would like for the reader to find pretty gems for Kallamar to make him feel loved or wanted. My silly squid man needs more love!

(I also headcanon Kallamar as transmasc but you don't have to follow that hc in this if you don't want to.)

Kallamar Scenario

𑁍 Featuring 𑁍 ♡ Romantic Relationship w/ Kallamar ✦ Male Follower Reader ✦ Sea Otter Follower Reader ⋆ Takes place post-game ⋆ CONTAINS POST-GAME SPOILERS ✦ I am still forming my own headcanons for characters- but I will use this headcanon for this work :> ✦✦ Warnings: Swears, Impiled self-harming behaviour ✦ Sorry if it's not what you wanted I wrote it in one go after i got motivated

|⌨|Stressful Price for Love|⌨|

Reader was pacing back and forth in his tent, stress and fear gnawing at his chest. Oh, he fucking hated feeling so exposed and nervous. He had asked the leader if he could go on a trip to Anchordeep recently and was waiting for them to return to grant him their blessing. He had been waiting for a week and his nerves had only gotten worse by the second. His fur had patches where he had overgroomed himself to the point there were claw marks on his arms and such. He forgot the last time he actually slept or left his tent without instantly getting aggressive. Kallamar had tried to interact with him a couple of times by now and would end up snapping at the ex-bishop every time. He hated his behavior towards Kallamar... he just hoped the leader got home soon.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ When The Lamb returned, Reader instantly left after getting their blessing and a new necklace. He refused to spend another day in his tent, stressed out and panicking. He needed to get this over with before he ended up driving himself mad. He got bruised up a bit while in Anchordeep but he found a couple rocks and gemstones that he felt like Kallmar would like. He went through Anchordeep a couple times, encountering Forneus some time into his third trip for some more gems. The cat had stopped him, helping him patch up and leaving him some parting words before he left for the next room...

"You need listen only to your heart, for there lie your truest desires!"

He just forced a smile and nodded before he kept going farther through the biome. When he returned four days later, he had a large amount of gems and even some seaweed. He got to work on making his gift for Kallamar for his confession... he had spent almost months stressing over the event and now it was time to admit his feelings for the nervous squid. He made the crystals into a small bouquet using the seaweed and had gained permission from the leader to set up a small gem garden a bit off the set bounds of the cult grounds.

He could have planned it out better, Reader would admit later, since he did scare the living daylights out of Kallamar by suddenly dragging him into the forest. But he couldn't wait to get this whole thing over with so if he got rejected he would have a chance to deal with it.

"... Kallamar... I'll be blunt I guess... the reason I've been so odd was because... I've developed a crush on you- um..."

Kallamar had broken after hearing the confession and passed out. Not giving Reader a chance to even show him the gift. When he came through, he had admitted to sharing feelings and awkwardly grabbed Reader's hand. He also loved the gift and ended up hugging Reader tightly.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Headcanons for the relationship: ◊ You & Kallamar spend a lot of time in the garden you made away from everyone else ◊ Kallamar ends up telling you about him being Transmasc and you start to help him when his gender dysphoria gets bad ◊ He helps you fix your grooming habits so you stop overgrooming ◊ You guys cuddle every night to help him with his nightmares ◊ You go on trips to Anchordeep biweekly to fetch more gems for Kallamar which makes him light up every time. ◊ You become his safe person, with him often never leaving your side once you start dating ◊ He does worry a lot about you when you leave and if you come back with injuries he often frets over you while patching you up

[missing-n-human]

gahh fine third and the last time writing sorry i forgot to read the rules you don't write for this char SORRY again you don't have to do it if you don't wanna!

Oh, it's fine. Just want to state in general for everyone that even if I didn't state the character, it doesn't mean I'll instantly just not do it. Those were just generally ones I felt more comfortable doing, and I'll admit I actually blocked Midas out of my mind, so I forgot to have em in the list. Thanks for reading the rules, though!

[missing-n-human]

Could ya do heket with a reader that enjoys cooking for her

Heket Headcanons?

𑁍 Featuring 𑁍

♡ Relationship Status Left Up To the Reader

✦ Post Game Spoilers & Such

⋆ I am SO sorry for such a late reply to this request- I have had this draft sitting for a while

⋆ It’s like a one-shot into the form of headcanons… I don’t know how it happened. If you want I can redo your request

|⌨|Cookiing & Affection|⌨|

❤︎ You didn’t know how to get close to her at first, so you ended up seeking out the lamb to help ♥︎ When you found out she liked food you instantly knew you found your ticket ❤︎  You go out on missionary quests a lot to collect cooking materials ♥︎ You begged the lamb to let you have the role of the cult’s cook ❤︎ Heket when you first gave her food all excited half considered you were trying to poison her ♥︎ She enjoys your cooking greatly and often seeks you out to request meals ❤︎  Sometimes you take her on picnics just so you can show her new recipes you are working on ♥︎ She will just sit and listen to you ramble about cooking while enjoying your food ❤︎  She helps you with carrying things and prepping things in the kitchen even if she doesn’t have the best skills in cooking ♥︎ You give her cooking lessons a lot and the two of you are very friendly with each other ❤︎  You almost got in a physical fight with another follower after they stole from Heket ♥︎ Heket had to hold you back and distract you by cooking some stew ❤︎  Heket refuses to eat anything not made by you unless she is starving ♥︎ You like to package meals for Heket before you go on missions so she can still have your food. ꩜꩜꩜

[missing-n-human]

Hi! I was wondering if you could to a Bishop Heket x Male Reader one. I'd like for it to be wholesome having the reader confessing his love for her. You could also add their everyday life stuff throughout it. Sorry, I'm just a little anxious requesting this...

Heket Scenario

𑁍 Featuring 𑁍 ♡ Romantic Relationship w/ Heket ✦ Male Follower Reader ⋆ Takes place post-game ⋆ CONTAINS POST-GAME SPOILERS ⋆ Sorry for the delayed answer, life is hard ✦ It was mainly about the confession so sorry if I didn't add much about everyday life.

|⌨|Confessions & After|⌨|

He had been a follower of the lamb from the start of the cult. [READER] was a trusted disciple, doing his best to be a good follower. He never thought he would want anything other than to serve the lamb. Then the lamb started to recruit the bishops into the cult, and those thoughts shattered like glass. He found himself blushing and nervous around the ex-bishop Heket. He took over the role of being the cult's cook just so he could see her more. He loved watching her smile from eating his meals and loved the little sounds she made. He didn't mind the fact she didn't speak much, in fact, it just added to her charm in his mind. He would talk with her all the time while she just ate her food. Just seeing her from a distance was enough to make butterflies flutter in his stomach. So after a couple months of feeling like a lovesick puppy, he finally approached the lamb.

"... Could you collect me some camellias?" he asked meekly that day. "Of course, anything for my most loyal follower!" the lamb said with a smile before disappearing to a crusade. He spent the time the lamb was crusading to prepare. He found a nice spot where he would do it, cooked the food for the picnic and he practiced what he was going to say. By the time the lamb came back, he was already getting anxious about Heket's answer. He quickly invited Heket to a picnic and then got the camellias from the lamb.

He offered over the bunch of camellias, blushing deeply. "Will you be my lover Heket?"

She froze up, not processing the question at first before she offered a meek nod, taking the flowers. He beamed as he hugged her, excited as he started stuttering and stumbling on his words of joy.

They would start to have weekly picnics and would snuggle at night in the same tent. He would make Heket dishes all the time and she would often ask him to sit outside in the rain to watch for frogs. They made a good couple, being the envy of some of the other couples in the cult.

[missing-n-human]

Hi there! Was wondering if we could get headcanons of the bishops being parents? (Or finding out they're gonna be parents? You can choose ^^

Bishop Parent Headcanons

𑁍 Featuring 𑁍

♡ Platonic & Romantic ♡ ✦ I decided to do both since I got heavily inspired for some reason seeing this request ✦ For finding out ‘you’ is their partner so Romantic ✦ For being parents ‘you’ is their child so Platonic ✦ Also set around post-game ⋆ Sorry if it seems low effort or anything I was about to go to sleep when I saw your request and suddenly felt like I had to do it ⋆ Also side note, no Narinder included just the main four bishops

|⌨|Finding Out|⌨|

✎ Leshy, Bishop of Chaos

✿ He was surprised at first, thinking he misheard you

✿ It took a few tries before he finally believed you weren’t messing with him

✿ He would check in on you more than he used to in case you needed him

✿ Would spend the nights cuddling with you though and listening for the baby’s heartbeat

✿ Ends up becoming more affectionate, nuzzling into you, and overall more touchy

✿ Quick to show up if you even slightly sound like you’re in pain or call for him

✎ Heket, Bishop of Famine

𖥧 Accepted it pretty quickly, not questioning you much

𖥧 Makes sure you are well fed and sometimes even cooks for you herself

𖥧 Did become overprotective quite a bit, excusing her actions as wanting to keep the baby safe… many followers were lost for being too close to her comfort

𖥧 Helps with any cravings you end up having no matter how strange they might end up being

𖥧 Do expect a lot of surprise visits from her when she isn’t busy

𖥧 When both of you are in bed she will end up touching your stomach a lot and talking about the baby’s future

✎ Kallamar, Bishop of Pestilence

⚠ Had a near heart attack when you told him the news and did faint somehow

⚠ Worried for you 24/7 now and does not let you out of his sight

⚠ Constantly asking if you are okay and if you need anything

⚠ Tries to help keep you as healthy and pain-free as possible

⚠ Refuses to let any followers get close to you just in case

⚠ Lots of cuddling at night and he ends up telling you about how he worries about what happens when the kid is born

✎ Shamura, Bishop of War

𖦹 You had to tell them a few times before they could actively remember it

𖦹 Helps you research how the pregnancy will be and all the effects so you aren’t in the dark

𖦹 Has everything planned out to help you through it, cravings, pain, even had the labor planned out

𖦹 Tries to remember to check in on you so you don’t hurt yourself by overworking

𖦹 Leaves you under the care of Allocer (the witness of their area) when they are busy

𖦹 Informs you about the prophecy they had about the pregnancy and the child.

|⌨|Parenthood|⌨|

✎ Leshy, Bishop of Chaos

✿ Encourages any form of chaos caused by you as long as it does not hurt you. Want to light stuff on fire go ahead just don’t get burned

✿ Gives you flower crowns and likes teaching you about plants

✿ Is very affectionate with you and praises you a lot

✿ Calls you his little camellia & wormlet (word for baby worms I guess)

✿ Tries his best to be a good parent and keeps you away from his followers

✿ Gave you a mini version of his robes as a birthday gift once

✎ Heket, Bishop of Famine

𖥧 Her way of raising you isn’t the most positive

𖥧 Teaches you basic life skills like cooking and how to start a fire

𖥧 Keeps you away from everyone besides a selected few until you are older

𖥧 Criticizes everything you do and is very nitpicky about it while still speaking few words

𖥧 Thinks being tough on you is the best way to make sure you aren’t a pushover

𖥧 Calls you tadpole and pumpkin

✎ Kallamar, Bishop of Pestilence

⚠ Overprotective & overbearing

⚠ No interactions with others unless he’s there

⚠ Tries to keep you locked away from the world since he doesn’t want you to be hurt

⚠ Very loving and affectionate as long as you follow his rules

⚠ Calls you his crystal and little minnow

⚠ Thinks what he’s doing is best for you

✎ Shamura, Bishop of War

𖦹 They sometimes forget you exist but make it up to you once they remember

𖦹 Makes sure you are well educated about the world and how they run their cult

𖦹 Doesn’t hide much from you, letting you interact with anyone you want as long as you are careful

𖦹 Did consider revoking leaving the temple without an escort after you had a run-in with a certain fluffy purple spider

𖦹 Does give you some affection here and there with sparse praise when you prove you have been following your studies

𖦹 Introduced you to their siblings when you were ‘old’ enough and often gets you books about war tactics for your birthday

𖦹 Calls you spiderling and little poppy (I swear it’s not that random)

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[missing-n-human]

❏ Introduction ⟲

Some stuff about me & my rules on requests

✦ I use They/It but am fine with he/him also. ✦ I have a bad memory at times and a low attention span ✦ I have a minor fixation on Cult of the Lamb currently ✦ I am very hard to trigger (at least invoke a negative response from) ✦ I find writing [x Reader] easier than other things

General Rules (More found in requesting rules)

I only write for Cult of The Lamb currently No NSFW, no romanticizing serious stuff (self-harm, abuse, etc.) & no illegal relationships. I'm okay doing yandere stuff though.

I will write for almost every character in COTL, at least the main ones, including the lamb themself.

I am up to do basically anything; one-shots, headcanons, drabbles

Request Status Currently: OPEN

I am fine with any means of reaching out for requests but using the ask box is the most effective way.