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Hate it when it's that time of night when you're very aware that you're yucky and need a shower but it's also too late to take a shower. Too awake to forget my grime, too sleepy to get out of bed and do something about it

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Hot take but maybe saying "You'd think we were a bunch of addicts" when referring to the amount of meds your family is on and gets delivered by the online pharmacy isn't a good way to encourage your children to take meds when they think they need it

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I love the concept of like... A guy going to get bottom surgery completely by accident. He went in for getting his appendix removed and the doctors took his dick and balls too. Girl going in for heart surgery and wakes up with her boobs removed. A completely cis guy with a vaguely feminine look getting phalloplasty. These are things that would happen in a sitcom and would have no permanent effects on the character.

Honestly the potential possibility that there is even a 1% chance that a confused cis person mistakenly gets a gender surgery they'll later regret should not be a reason to make gender-affirming surgeries harder to get. Not just because trans peoples' lives should be easier, but also because I find that thought to be fucking hilarious.

Like dude how do you accidentally sign up for get-your-dick-inverted-and-your-balls-removed surgery and now you're shocked that you got your dick undone and balls removed? The fuck did you think that was gonna do. lmao fucking idiot.

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Since being diagnosed with cancer my husband has become very willing to step into arguments at his workplace and elsewhere because “nobody wants to be seen yelling at the guy with brain cancer” and so far his success rate is shockingly high.

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i know her heart was in the right place but my mom wrote this in the funniest way possible

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Start making Tumblr posts like google searches and at least one autistic person will respond desperate to give you information

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based on a prompt that kinda spread around in twitter.

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I hate having a universally hated hyperfixation. I'd love to post about it without either TERFs or people telling me to kill myself responding to it 😭

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Being bigender and aroace is funny because it's like. Everyone wants me but no one can have me.

Being demisexual and bi is funny to me. Anyone can hit it but you must suffer The Gauntlet first

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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

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Got home from the store and two of my cousins and some random child were in the pool 😭 apparently he's one of my cousins friends but it was a bit of a shock coming home to a strange child at the house

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I SAW HIM AGAIN he's under a different car

A mouse showed up in the parking lot of a grocery store I'm at and I'm trying to figure out how he got here. One second he wasn't and the next he was. Where did he come from.

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A mouse showed up in the parking lot of a grocery store I'm at and I'm trying to figure out how he got here. One second he wasn't and the next he was. Where did he come from.

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Old men will really say anything

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The worst part about being on T so far is that I get sweaty a lot easier now and it sucks

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Got a chuckle out of me

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dating Miles Edgeworth headcanons (Miles Edgeworth x fem reader)

He leaves you for a man