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MC: *Trying to flirt* So, you come around here often?

Lucifer: *Confused* I mean, this is my house, so yeah.

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Mammon: If I was a worm in a top hat who could only communicate with you telepathically, would you still love me?.

MC: If you don’t go to sleep right now I swear—

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Mammon: Yeah, I find it quite emotional. In like a cool way.

MC: Did you just say it makes you cry in a cool way?

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Mammon: What type of dog is this?

MC: That’s a tortoise.

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Diavolo: Can we get a birthday cake?

Lucifer: It’s not your birthday.

Diavolo: The cake won’t know!

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Mammon: Stop doing that.

MC: Stop doing what?

Mammon: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

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MC: I love you.

Satan: How many people have you said that to?

MC: Everyone.

Satan: What?

MC: I told everyone that I love you.

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MC: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!

Lucifer: That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.

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Lucifer: You don’t deserve me.

MC: At your worst or your best?

Lucifer: I don’t have a worst.

MC: Because you’re already at your worst?

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MC: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

Mammon: AS ENEMIES?!

MC: ….

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MC: You've got to act tough, Beel! Show 'em you can't be pushed around! Show 'em they can't mess with you!

Beel: Right. Yes. Tough. Got it. *Stands up on his stool and slams his hands down on the bar* I'LL TAKE A CHOCOLATE MILK.

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MC: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Mammon: It was autocorrect.

MC: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Mammon: Yes.

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Lucifer: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, MC!

MC: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

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MC: Wow, Lucifer really hate us.

Mammon: Yes, perhaps he’s homophobic.

MC: But we’re not gay, Mammon.

Mammon: ….

MC: ….

Mammon: We’re not?

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Belphie: Can I go to the pool?

MC: Sure, we’ll go as soon as I’m free.

Belphie: No, can I go by myself?

MC: You don’t want to go with me?

Belphie: You just go around challenging random people to cannonball contests.

MC: It’s the only way to establish dominance.

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Merry Christmas and happy holidays!! ∩^ω^∩♥︎♥︎

[msrosemagic]

MC: Lucifer told me to stop being immature, so I told him to get out of my fort.