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okay so the the zephyr crew has:

a very disney princess esque bright eyed transfemme who is just the most precious

a guy who's rowdiness speaks to him like a venom symbiote and also has no straight explanation for any of his behavior

an octagenarian gunslinger who joined a pack of coyotes after his divorce and who's first words when he was introduced were "dribble a little piss"

a (not great) toysmith with a haunted past and a slavic accent

a 6 foot tall butch with a sick prosthetic arm and just the most wet cat of a husband

and a famous author who's novels fell off after the fourth or fifth one

truly the adventuring party of all time

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16/06/25

started watching cloho, so here's emily's character, marya junková

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no character bangs as hard as lapin cadbury btw. imagine the pope killing a priest and then that priests last words are "btw god doesn't give a shit about any of you" and also he's a chocolate bunny

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Daisuke bucklesby 💯🎈❤️🚬⭐🫡

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you simply cannot convince me that there isn’t some kind of lesbian history between Van Chapman and Marya Junkova

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My favorite thing is when Brennan spells out the crazy shit that’s happening

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HIS GUNS ARE BISCUIT AND GRAVY i need this old man carnally and in ways that are an affront to god and nature

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He frew up

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A GENTLEMAN FISTER?????????

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god bless the editors for actually green screening the french press full of tea

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kind of obsessed with rowdy as a euphemism for queer in cloudward ho. you're rowdy. you're too loud. you cause trouble. you make me uncomfortable. you're not being how i want you to be. you go places and you do things that i don't think are proper. you don't live how i think you should live. and you're so in my face about it. you're one of those..... rowdies. like come ON that's so good.

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Reading my own fanfiction is basically just a rollercoaster of emotional whiplash.

20% of the time: “Hold on. I wrote this? This is fire. This is emotionally devastating in the best way. This scene is dripping with tension. I’m a literary perfectionist. Someone give me a book deal.”

80% of the time: “Straight to jail. Immediate prison. Why is everyone’s breath hitching?. I used the word ‘gaze’ three times in one paragraph like I was possessed. Did I think 'his eyes darkened' was profound? Why is everyone clenching their jaws? Why is someone whispering 'their name like a prayer' again?? No one talks like this. What is this dialogue. Why are there so many weird metaphors and em-dashes…”

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Olethra MaCleod!

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what if amelia earhart had a trans granddaughter and a hardcore sniper ex-husband. everybody say thank you dimension 20

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marya smokes a pipe to me, also daisuke weirdly looks like my grandpa

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wealwell jace truthers 🤝 wealwell gilear truthers

excited to meme a new iteration

of a fantasy high character

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