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Be Leon S. Kennedy
Start your first day as a police officer in the middle of a zombie virus outbreak and barely survive the city you are stationed at getting nuked
Get trained to fight zombies and BOWs and work within the CIA and secret service
Get tasked to rescue the president's daughter from a cult that worships a parasite on an island in Spain and on the way you have to kill the man that trained you to become the badass you are
Gets to deal with another virus outbreak in the US but this time in Washington and is forced to kill the zombified president (not the same president that got it's daughter kidnapped)
After all the things you went through you get tasked to go back to Raccoon City where everything began... I would quit at this point
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You know... it's rather odd when you have witnessed one messy divorce in private and then have to witness another messy divorce but this time it might effect the entire world.
For those who don't live behind the moon probably have heard about the break up between Trump and Musk which lead to Musk telling everyone that Trump is in the Epstein files and now Trump wants to kick Musk out of the US... which lead to Moscow offering asylum for Musk... we are doomed
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So, it's been a while since I watched any pokemon anime and as far as I have seen most pokemon simply say their species' name (depending on the dup it can vary) and most of the time I'm like "Alright, that's pretty neat" but then I watch a video of a channel called "Sorta Stupid" where 3 dudes are reacting to the 4 first pokemon movies and when they reached the 2nd movie this motherfucker

starts screaming like a maniac while the dudes get a laugh flash. I mean the fuck is this yellow motherfucker's problem? Is he in pain? Is he insane?!
Also a little note: the English dub of the first movie kinda feels a bit like the Ghost Stories English dub because... a Minnesota Vikings reference?! If I hadn't watched that reaction video I would have never guessed that because I am not an American and don't watch American Football!
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Neptune: I fooled around with Jaune's sister
Weiss: *gasp*
Neptune: Well, that's not the worst part...
Nora: What is the worst part?
Neptune: I can't remember which sister...
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Seras: Master? How do you get the idea that women-
Alucard: Bitches
Seras: Right... How do you get the idea that britches love canons?
Alucard: Have you ever watched RWBY?
Seras: No?
Alucard: It's an animated show created by the creative mind of Monty Oum (may he rest in peace) where most of the female characters carry impressive guns like a bolt-action sniper rifle that turns into a scythe or a grenade launcher that turns into a hammer. That reminds me... I should tell Walter to give you an anti-tank rifle that turns into a-
Seras: Master...
Alucard: Oh... right. Somehow I forgot about that. Guess you will stick with boring canons...
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RWBY: Dust Queen Episode 1 spoilers without context
Well that's more terrifying than Negative Weiss
Do not nerd shame her!
I think Blake has seen too much hentai to know where this would go... and so does Weiss for some reason
Do. Not. Jinx. It.
It's V1 all over again
Careful Yang. Your Raven is showing
Don't give me hope!
Hm... Ominous
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There's a mod for Baldur's Gate 3 that makes Astarion's ass flat because men having big butts is woke now... What?!
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What's really funny about creationists or people who don't think that evolution doesn't exist and say that every being on Earth is perfect is that there's so many examples of that being not the case.
One example has to do with us humans which is the fact that we have a tailbone even though we don't have a tail. That bone is simply a remnant of earlier mammals that evolved to us.
Another example for saying that every being on Earth is perfect is this guy:

This is a Babirusa, a species of boar from Indonesia where the males are committing suicide involuntarily as their tusks keep growing throughout their age and eventually drill into the skull of the boar until it dies. Unfortunately these boars are able to mate a few months after birth, meaning that a natural removal of that unfortunate trait is almost impossible to achieve, unless a mutation that would be a dominant trait would appear and make sure that the tusks only grow for a certain time and length.
Evolution is a long and even painful process that can take millennia and I do not talk about creating different kinds of dog or cat breeds because that is not evolution but forcing an animal to get specific traits.
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I'm sure we can all agree that JKR is a terrible person and that we shouldn't consume any of the stuff she makes...
But!
Here comes the big but: leave the child actors of the upcoming Harry Potter series alone! Or else we will lots of Jake Lloyd situations coming to us!
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You know what should be considered as a war crime in RWBY?
Disguising yourself as someone of the opposing site to get an advantage, especially when you are aiming to traumatize your opponents! (I'm looking at you, Neo!)
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Oh and since I don't live in the US I don't have that much knowledge about these topics but I found out that as a native Hawaiian Nani can go to the university of Hawaii for FREE! So she wouldn't have to even go to the mainland and pay for studying and not give custody of Lilo to the state because she could stay with her.
Basically that movie is somehow trying to not only encourage Hawaiians to give up the custody of their children/siblings to the state but also encouraging them to leave Hawaii and go to the mainland for "better opportunities".
And let's not forget the fact that Gantu, the orca-headed space cop isn't present in the movie and Jamba, the scientist is the main villain instead of the space police trying to capture Stitch.
So instead of "Ohana means family" the new movie tells you (especially if you are Hawaiian) to leave your family and your home to find "better opportunities" in the mainland, even it doesn't make sense!
So you are telling me that they changed the movie that is about family staying together through good and bad times by making Nani leave Lilo and Hawaii to become a sea biologist even though Hawaii is perfect to study sea biology?! What the fuck?!
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So you are telling me that they changed the movie that is about family staying together through good and bad times by making Nani leave Lilo and Hawaii to become a sea biologist even though Hawaii is perfect to study sea biology?! What the fuck?!
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The fuck happened to TikTok?!
For some odd reason TikTok seems to allow posts where sex scenes from movies or shows and even nipples of women can be seen. There's also posts from bots that make advertisements for sex games and there's ads for dating apps where it says "less wanking, meet new people" which I only know from ads in porn sites...
Kids are using this app for crying out loud!
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So, there's that little rumor that the new pope is planning on ex-communicating every Catholic in the trump administration... I say do it!
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"Disney made Star Wars woke now"
Just stop, please and listen
The things most anti woke people are complaining about in the newer Star Wars entries have always been there
Strong independent women: princess Leia since Episode 4
"Everything is political now": by the force it's called Star WARS! Wars are always political and the Galactic Civil War is a reference to the conflicts during the cold war with the US being portrayed by the empire and the opposing forces (especially the militias) being portrayed by the rebellion. And just the fact that the uniforms of the imperial officers are heavily inspired by nazi uniforms should make it clear that this franchise is influenced by political topics.
And to the snowflakes that don't want black people in Star Wars: George Lucas' wife is black so even if he would still be making Star Wars stuff he wouldn't listen to those who would want to see his wife dead!
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