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Torture them and threaten their loved ones! :D

Hello, whump writer. Standing in front of you is a hot character in a piece of media. They look hurtable, and could cry easily.

What do you do? >:)

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Every time a social event is cancelled, I'm either fine with it or devastated that my only social time is cancelled

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Being unemployed is better in FNAF universe

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whumper motivations that go beyond pure sadism

-living out a power fantasy because power has been denied to them in their daily life

-jealousy. whumpee has everything they don’t. whumpee can never do anything wrong. it’s not fair.

-a chronic need for control, driven out of anxiety or insecurity 

-revenge. whumpee hurt them before. this is only fair.

-revenge. but whumper got the wrong person (!!!)

-genuine belief that this is for whumpee’s own good. maybe its medically necessary. maybe it will help them grow stronger.

-masochist whumpee convincing whumper that this is for their own good. whumper is manipulated into helping them self harm

-hurting whumpee will lead to some scientific advancement that will make the world a better place

-whumpee is a sacrificial lamb whose suffering will keep everyone else safe from a larger threat

-whumper had a morbid curiosity and couldn’t restrain themselves any longer

-whumper wants to impress someone else

-the both of them are putting up a front for other people. this is the only way to keep both of them safe.

-maintaining brand integrity. whumpee and whumper represent the same group, and whumpee is doing it wrong.

-whumpee is perceived as more dangerous than they are/requiring more restraints than they actually need

-whumpee has something valuable and the only look way to get it is through hurting them

-whumper is younger and privileged and doesn’t know any better. they’re cruel in the way kids are cruel.

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an aromantic will describe enjoying writing about platonic relationships that are intimate and intense and involve care and reliance and leaning on one another for survival and help and in profoundly vulnerable and personal contexts and someone will inevitably come along and be like ‘that’s romance though’

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a dream and a nightmare.

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Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

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happy international women’s day

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“The Test Subject” aka my lab rat edit 🥲

By whatiswhump

Song: Can’t Pretend by Tom Odell

In no particular order: Roswell, Dark Angels, Old Guard, the OA, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Gen V, Iron Fist, Captain America Winter Soldier, the X-Files

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Me looking at my dad after he said I have no pressure when I've been under pressure ever since 6th grade (I don't have a job, and have no desire for one until college)

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evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!

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Seeing someone like one of my old posts is a bit jarring to me, cause like- how'd you find that?

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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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