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If I was a child in Victorian times, I would have died before I could be legally shoved up a chimney or down a mine

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Do you ever start reading and then just act out what the character is doing?

Like the line would be something like “Max’s eyes widened as his single touch made his friends turn to sand.”

And you just act like you are Max and look at your hands like you personally turned your friends to sand.

Or is that just a me thing?

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In that one episode of MLB it really annoyed me because Chat Noir could have take like all of the rings from him and all would be well in the world

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Spoiler for season 5 of MLB

Just got to S5:Ep27 of mlb (yes I’m binge watching the show) and Adrien says that his father “won’t listen to [him]” and I’m just thinking

Yeah, he’s dead. A dead man won’t listen to anyone

But then I remembered that the episodes aren’t exactly in chronological order and now I want to harm Gabr*el Agreste mentally because screw him

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Not Luka being half of Paris’ therapist within the first 5 mins of the episode

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This post made me want to poke my eye out with my trombone

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

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100 day streak of ignoring el pájaro de muerte

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Caden’s life is literally like Sofia the first’s life

Intro adaptation:

I was a boy in the Mid doing alright

Then I became a dragon overnight

Now I gotta figure out how to do it right

So much to learn and see

Up in the castle with my new family*

In a home that's just for royalty

A whole enchanted world is waiting for me

I'm so excited to be

(Caden the First)

I'm finding out what being a dragon’s all about

(Caden the First)

Making my way it's an adventure everyday

(Caden)

It's gonna be my time

(Caden)

To show them all that I'm

Caden the First!

*the other dragon shifters

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Found this in the drafts

Detectives are professional conspiracy theorists

Change my mind

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I’m fine

I say while not being fine and have in fact been sick multiple times

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I just like Thursdays tbh

No particular reason

I just like the day

happy Thursday the 20th

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Damn bro, stop being dramatic.

That’s my job, now go mope in the corner while I blissfully ignore you and your problems.

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I’m really tired and I can’t stop laughing at thing I just thought of

Woe is me

Woe is I

*in the voice of a self checkout* Please enter a Shakespeare line

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I had to write a creative writing piece for English and I almost cried while writing it.

Why did I make the cat die?

I love cats.

I couldn’t help myself but make the story sad.

I hope my teacher weeps when she reads it even tho she doesn’t know the whole backstory I gave the owner and the cat.

It’s not my fault I read a lot of sad books :(

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You ever just find a really big tomato and just want to bite into it like an apple?

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I just read a post with demon characters in it and this add was under it (I’m on mobile btw)

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I will give him treats afterwards