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Hiii! Welcome to my silly blog where I post about mythology/folklore/religion/whatever you wanna call it :D

I mostly do incorrect quotes but you can also find art, hcs, reblogs, and the occasional random rant or meme.

I mainly post about the following:

Norse

Egyptian

Greek

Aztec/Mexica

But sometimes I also do:

Guarani

Finnish

Slavic

Hindu

Etc etc

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Tyr: What are your goals?

Frey: To pet all the dogs.

Tyr: No, fitness goals.

Frey: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

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Odin, putting down a card: ace  of spades! 

Freya, putting down an Uno card: +4!

Zeus, pulling out a Pokemon card: Jolteon, I choose you! 

Osiris, trembling: what are we playing?

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Loki: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Odin: Loki, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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Ma'at: you know killing people is a crime, right?

Set: show me the law

Ma'at: *sends link *

Set : I'm not reading allat

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Sigyn: I just want to hear those three little words

Loki: I love you

Sigyn: that's sweet, but try again

Loki: I will behave

Sigyn: thank you 

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Osiris: do you know how people our age are most likely to die?

Set: at the hands of their angry and ignored brother?

Osiris: an accident!

Set, under his breath: that's what I'll make it look like

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Quetzalcoatl: how do I get revenge on my brother? 

Frey: the best revenge is letting go and living life to the fullest

Set: brick to the face. 

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Odin: I think we're missing something... 

Idunn: teamwork?

Frigg: cohesion?

Loki: a general sense of what we're doing? 

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I headcanon them as besties and you can do nothing about it

Idunn: we should go to a haunted house this year

Hel: what's wrong with the one you live in?

Idunn:

Idunn : WHAT

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2024 is almost over and 2025 is around the corner. December is a lovely month but oh so dark so from time to time I find myself looking forward to the spring sun. Sol (Sól/Sunna) sure ride with haste during winter times. Another reason to the darkness is that whatever snow that fell never stuck around. There is a stark difference between nights with and without snow. December has been so warm and snowless that Skade (Skaði) probably (even if she wanted to) never went to visit Njord (Njörðr/Njǫrðr) by the sea. A part of me is expecting the snow to come around January and February. Lately it feels like the seasons have been pushed off balance. Also ... Not my best drawing but it something before the year switch ... and made me wonder. Does she ever face the sun herself, or is it always behind her ....

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I have been in this gay ass room for ten thousand years

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Set: I'm not like a regular dad, I'm a cool dad. Right, Anubis?

Anubis: Please stop talking.

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Loki: time for plan G

Frey: dont you mean plan B? 

Loki: no we did plan B an hour ago.

Tyr: what about plan C? 

Loki: plan C was that desperate attempt at disguises five minutes ago

Idunn: what about plan E?

Loki: I'm hoping not to use plan E. I die in plan E.

Freyja: I like plan E

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Tezcatlipoca: don't say a word. 

Quetzalcoatl: Fergalicious

Tezcatlipoca: I said don't say a word! 

Quetzalcoatl: oh I see. Two weeks ago when we were playing scrabble it wasn't a word, but it is now that it's convenient to you 

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Set: Everyone should know what it feels like to get punched in the face.