mywingman

[mywingman]

Another dark truth about me is how much 90s rap trivia is in my brain—producers, features, all of it. Yet, I still can’t remember where I left my keys. #boombap #rawkus #soundbombing2 #90shiphop #hiphop #hiphopmusic #hiphopculture #hiphopartist #hiphophead #hiphopbeats #hiphopbeat #hiphopnation #hiphoplife #hiphopclassic #kendrick #drake #classichiphop #hiphopheads #hiphopheadsonly #realhiphop #rapmusic #realhiphoponly #realhihphopmusic #realhiphopisnotontheradio #realhiphophead #hiphophistory #hiphoplegend #hiphoplove #hiphopsoul #hiphoprap #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 8/11/25

[mywingman]

I hate theme parties, but seeing your 12-year-old nephew at the “Jersey Shore” function wearing a “Black Out With Your Rack Out” trucker hat was a highlight. #themeparty #partygames #function #fyp #hastag #trending #summerbummer #oceangrove #asburypark #wildwood #jerseyshore #newjersey #townsofnewjersey #JerseyShore #SnookiandJwoww #Jwoww #Jenni #Nicole #Snooki #MTV #RealityTV #FanPage #Fan #Fans #MTVJerseyShore #Shore #GTL #FanAccount #truckerhat #funnyhat #Beautiful #Clubbing #Club #JSFamilyReunion #JSFamilyVacation #Jerzday #RealityTV #SeasideHeights #JenniFarley #NicolePolizzi #thesituation #paulyd #JerseyShoreFamilyVacatiom #JSFV #2000s #2010s  #2000sfashion #y2kaesthetic #florenceitaly #2000snostalgia #victoriasecretpink #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 8/4/25

[mywingman]

It’s so hot that wearing socks feels like a crime. #explore #mybaebad #instamood #vibes #bmwlove #tanlinechick #heatwave #instalife #fyp #OasisLive25 #explorepage #bebadasseveryday #climate #climatechange #climatechangeisreal #climatescience #climateawareness #climateaction #climatesolutions #climatecrisis #globalwarming #environment #hot #socks #environmentmatters #environmentalawareness #environmentalscience #sustainablefuture #sustainable #sustainability #sustainableliving #ecofriendly #ecofriendlyliving #heatwave #heatwaves #heatwave2025 #hotweather #temperature #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman    7/28/25

[mywingman]

 Son… before I was your dad, some people called me Daddy for different reasons. It was a different time. People were out here getting nicknames. #daddy #CurrentlyReading #RomanceReads #BookishBabe #DaddyIssues #KateGoldbeck #SpicyReads#biceps #big #flex #master #slave #daddy #muscledaddy #epsteinfiles #freakoff #TheLastOfUs #PedroPascal #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman    7 /21/25

[mywingman]

I’ve made it through good times and bad times. At this point, I’m only interested in weird times #weirdart #weirdartist #lowbrowart #weirdsketch #weirdtimes #EpsteinClientList #AllStarGame #LGM #drake #OasisLive25 #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 7/14/25

[mywingman]

There’s so much greed in the world. It’s like we’re invited to a Diddy party and we still gotta bring our own baby oil. #MentalHealthMatters #PartyLeaks #greed #PlotTwistOfTheYear #ViralFootage #CelebrityTea #BreakingNews #ozzy #50cent #badboyrecords #babyoil #trump #elon #tombrady #PopCultureBuzz #ScandalAlert #JenniferLopez #kimkardashian #DiddyParty #diddy #DiddyDoIt #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 7/7/25

[mywingman]

I told my wife that I peed in the ocean, and she looked disgusted. But that’s just the water I swim in! #BeachDay #SummerVibes #EscapeTheHeat   #bikiniinspo #bikinibody #summergirl #summerbikini #bikinilover #Happy4th #4thofJuly #MegaBill #FederalLaw #PolicyAnalysis #GovernmentReform #USPolitics #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 6/30/25

[mywingman]

I’m so stoned and hungry that I’m going to risk lactose intolerance and high mercury readings for a tuna melt. #viralmeme #stoned #hunger #munchies #heatwave #ww3 #ZohranMamdani #friends #buds #weed #pot #okc #thc #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 6/23/25

[mywingman]

Not sure, but I think I just had a threesome—me, my roommate, and all her unresolved trauma. #memes #savagememes #threeway #threesome #threeway #rookie #teamwork #ménageàtrois #redflags #selfworth #traumahealing #roommates #mentalhealth #mentalabuse #emotionalneglect #childhoodtrauma #trauma #NoKingsProtest  #nokings #fatherday #nakedgun #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 6/16/25

[mywingman]

 My walk of shame wasn’t so bad… at least I’m getting my steps in. #fitbit #steps #fitness #gymgirl #cardio #12000steps #gymrat # #stongereveryday #nevergiveup #hungover #blackout #drinks #happyhour #oopsididitagain #cocktails #beer #wine #martini #walkofshame #onenightstand #oppositesattract #summerbodytraining #confidanceboost #quads #healthy #feelingstrong #PrideMonth #pride #confidence #existential #LARiots #ICERaids #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman    6/9/25

[mywingman]

You’re gonna really be mad when I tell you who I thought you were without my glasses—just know, it wasn’t personal. #celebrity #fashion #trending #trend #fashionable #lookalike #glasses  #vision #eyewear #eyewearfashion #actor #twinsies #Twin #Twins #BaddiesAfrica#existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 6/2/25

[mywingman]

It’s no secret I don’t have the best personality in the world. I haven’t fact-checked that, but let’s be honest—it feels accurate. #MentalHealth #memorialday #MentalHealthAwarenessMonth #May #LoveYourself #personality #nyknicks #bingbong #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 5/27/25

[mywingman]

I may act like I have a small penis—but statistically, I don’t. #sizeoftheship #motionoftheocean #funny #jokes #joke #humor #humorous #confidencecoach #confidencecoaching #selfesteem #gulfofamerica #confidence #confidencequotes #confidencetips #selfesteemcoach #selflovequotes #selfesteembuilding #inspiration #motivation #kindness #happiness #peace #Monday #knicks #MondayFeeling #MondayMotivation #MondayVibes #socialanxiety #selflovejourney #lifecoach #May #MentalHealth #MentalHealthAwarenessMonth #LoveYourself #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman  5/19/25

[mywingman]

Your joke about my "manpurse" was one of those unhinged moments you never recover from. Lesson learned: don’t bring a reusable tote to watch the game. #manpurse #murse #wonk #knicks #newyorknicks #nyknicks #nbaplayoffs #nba #totebag #totebagstyle #totebags #totebagdesign #MentalHealthMatters #Pope #mothersday #MentalHealthAwarenessMonth #MentalHealth #May #motherday #LoveYourself #PopeLeo #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 5/12

[mywingman]

I keep hearing about people dissociating, but maybe they’re just spacing out. Not everyone needs a diagnosis - sometimes, the conversation just sucks. #MentalHealthMatters #lgk #knicks #metgala #MentalHealthAwarenessMonth #MentalHealth #May #LoveYourself #existential #KentuckyDerby151 #mexico #may5th #tequila #latina #cincodemayo #TheRehearsal #NathanFielder #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 5/5

[mywingman]

 I’m really appreciating this vibe shift tonight—no doubt helped by my significantly increased psychedelic mushroom intake. #vibeshift #vibes #ilovemushrooms #yummy #nature #mushroom #mushrooms #shroom #shrooms #funghi #toadstool #toadstools #tiktok #babybonk #knicks #starwars #flotus #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 4/28

[mywingman]

When people said they hope she gets the help she needs, I don’t think they meant Botox and a BBL. #airsculpt #elitebodysculpture #fatremoval #bbl #Botox #FacialRejuvenation #ConfidenceBoost #beforeandafter #existence #existential #knicks  #PopeFrancis #existential #BikiniReady #SummerBod #ShapeGoals #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 4/21