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[mywingman]

I just wrote a new song called “White Male Mediocrity “. It just kinda rocks… #basicbitch #justokay #mediocre #basicfit #basicbro #rock #the1975 #mattyhealy #taylorswift #traviskelce #bleachers #jackantonoff #coachella #TSTTPD #THETORTUREDPOETSDEPARTMENT #coachella2024 #swiftie #swifttok #dudes #heavymetal #rockmemes #fyp #music #artist #songwriter #producer #Lanadelrey #LDR #Live #concert #celebrity #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 4/22/24

[mywingman]

 I used to sit in a room with my friends doing bong rips of brick weed and now I work in one of the top recreational marijuana dispensaries in the city. I cannot believe it boys, we made it! #bros #friends #buds #fourtwenty #420 #cannabis #420daily #maryjane #fueledbythc #stoned #indica #sativa #hightimes #medicalmarijuana #blunt #stonerlife #weedlife #highsociety #highlife #420friendly #potheadsociety #everyday420 #fueledbythc #vape #vapelove #vapetricks #vapemodels #weed #za #coachella #lanadelrey #billieeilish #thelastdinnerparty #sabrinacarpenter  #icespice #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 4/16/24

[mywingman]

 Is it annoying that I’m at a dive bar feeling very superior while I drink my Shirley Temple? #shirleytemple #mocktails #smoothies #healthyjuice #mocktail #mocktailrecipe #drink #drinks #drinkstagram #divebar #divebars #neonsigns #bar #SolarEclipse #bonnietyler #newmoon #newmoonritual #eclipse #astrologer #newmoonintentions #newmoonmagic #newmoonvibes #eclipseportal #eclipseseason #solareclipse2024 #eclipseenergy #astrology #astrologypost #astrologyforecast #astrology101 #astrologist #astrologia #astrologie #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 4/8/24

[mywingman]

  I moved here with a guitar and a dream. Back then, the town was full of drugs, murders, and muggings. But it wasn’t all good. #paradisecity #axlrose #metal #mess #craft #love #opinions #gagstrip #dailydoodle #fun #weekendvibes #lifestyle #humor #aprilfools #brooklyn #silverlake #portland #austin #themission #gentrification #architecture #realestate #mercury #dudes #mercuryretrograde #astrology #zodiacsigns #spiritualartist #spirituality #slowdown #friendlyreminder #april #aprilfools #aprilfoolsday #april2024 #cosmicenergy #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 4/1/24

[mywingman]

My drug dealer has a Jesus Christ complex; he comes back to life every 3 days. I need to change my number. #adulting #responsible #responsibilities #bills #grownup #Easter #easterbuny #easteregg #JustSayNo #Adderall #jesusloves #jesus #nobody #jesusloveyou #verseoftheday #biblequotes #bibleverses #bibleverseoftheday #sadsongs #god #godknowsbest #MarchMadness #cheatingwife #GagCity #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 3/25/24

[mywingman]

If good artists borrow and great artists steal, then I must be the Pablo Picasso of procrastination. I do nothing. #lazy #procrastination #productivity #selfgrowth #modernart #europeanart #spanishart #frenchart #cubism #pablopicasso #picasso #whitneybiennial #springequinox #marchmadness #marchsadness #health #mentalhealth #healthtips #calmness #selfcare #lazyday #stress #mind #lifestyle #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 3/19/24

[mywingman]

Everyone I know is like super-HOT and in great shape … it’s kinda boring, where my mutants at? (Or am I the repulsive one?) #springbreak #springoutfit #vacayoutfit #backworkout #tonedbody #toned #gymgirl #hourglassfigure #gymtips #gymmotivation #gyminspiration #getfit #fitness #fitgoals  #ozempic #oscars2024 #Oppenheimer #CillianMurphy #theoscars #emmastone #johncena #jimmykimmel #themanshow #ryangosling #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 3/11/24

[mywingman]

 I used to need a stiff drink to get me out of the house and go on a date. But now I’m fueled by fear and loneliness. #loneliness #fear #discipline  #datingadvice #reallove #datingtips #datingapp #datingapps #sadness #emptiness #void #weirdo #weird #goth #horror #energy #hinge #single #bumble #relationship #twenties #xanax #walk #heal #mind #body #soul #martini #cocktail #vodka #gin #drinks #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 3/4/24

[mywingman]

  I should get hazard pay for doing my job* under these conditions**.

(*Listening to a comedy podcast in my cubicle **hungover)

#podcast #interview #show #podcasting #podcaster #comedy #friendgroup #joerogan #billburr #marcmaron #howlonggone #billmaher #smartless #daxshepard #work #kidrock #shanegillis #monday #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 2/26/24

[mywingman]

I was at the club last night and didn’t find any drugs… but I did find a chair. I didn’t move all night. I guess that’s my version of a k-hole. #threedayweekend #nightlife #AllStarGame #khole #vegasnightlife #miaminightlife #nycnightlife #nightlifestyle #londonnightlife #themenights #club #clubbing #privateparty #clublife #nightout #nightclub #partylatenight #citynights #clubscene #crazynight #ladiesfree #citynight #presidentsday #ravers #fashion #ravegirls #ravebabes #edmbabes #edmgirls #dj #bestdj#goodvibes #entourage #sound #bestdjever #eletronicmusic #afterparty #love #psychedelic #acid #lsdart #trippyart #surrealism #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 2/19/24

[mywingman]

My relationship is a total joke… which is cool because I love to laugh! #undergroundcomix #valentinesday #love #loveyou #gratitude #ilysm #romance #pizza #bemyvalentine #jokes #comedy #humor #laughter #mattrife #usher #superbowl #rigged #roidrage #kelce #swifty #ChiefsKingdom #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 2/12/24

[mywingman]

I would call my personal style a “happy accident”. I’m just glad you noticed. #style #fashion #ootd #elegant #winterfashion #winteroutfit #hungover #Timbs #NewYork #NYFW #fashion #cold #timbseason #gratitude #ilysm #streetstyle #northface #carhartt #workwear #styleinspo #aesthetic #GRAMMYs #freekillermike #jayz #kanye #aoty #mattrife #lisaann #FreeLisaAnn #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 2/5/24

[mywingman]

 I don’t want a cup of coffee if the barista doesn’t have a septum piercing. #nationalbaristaday #piercedgirl #septum #tattoedgirl #inkedgirl #septumpiercing #septumstack #happy #happylatteart #barista #baristadaily #coffeegram #coffeeart #latteart #coffeebreak #coffeeaddict #coffeetime #coffeelovers #aesthetic #dryjanuary #oscars2024 #sydneysweeney #RavensFlock #ChiefsKingdom #LionsPride #49ers #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 1/29/24

[mywingman]

I don’t know how many beers I need to drink for you to seem charming, but so far, it’s not ten. #beer #beerstagram #beerlover #charming #charm#thischarmingman #dryjanuary #JasonKelce #bertkreischer #NatashaLeggero #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 1/22/24 ͏

[mywingman]

 I’m looking to share exactly one glass of wine with a close group of friends who all have their stuff together. Please don’t kink shame me. #kinkmemes #kinkshaming #kinkshamingismykink #memes #wine #winelover #winelovers #winetasting #instawine #winestagram #finewine #ilovewine #wineoclock #dryjanuary #bestfriends #selfie #beauty #together #wap #slay #iconic #girlboss #girlblog #trending #explorepage #mlkday #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 1/15/24

[mywingman]

Life is horribly dark right now. And yet, it’s not unfunny. But only when you’re on an edible. #edible #depression #anxiety #sad #anger #wellness #dryjanuary #gummies #health #winter #elvis #bowie #holidaycheer #war #peace #seasonaldepression #love #joy #struggle #accepptance #friends #Oppenheimer #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 1/8/24

[mywingman]

 I've decided to live a mad and extravagant life, but there's a catch—I’m a flawed human being. #beproudofwhoyouare #transcendence #flaws #flawsandall #flawsome #flawed #knowledgeofself #selflovequotes #newyear #newyou #newme #HappyNewYear #nye #2024 #vibes #loveme #showbiz #human #boundaries #selflove #selflovejourney #balance #comicstrip #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 1/2/24