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Shoutout to my fiancé who can never remember the name of All the young dudes and today called it “all the little boys”

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My finance and I as Jegulus: Proposal edition!!

James: *down on one knee, ring box in hand*

Regulus:

James: well?

Regulus: are you going to ask me something?

James: Oh! yes! Will you marry me?

Regulus: of course, silly

James: *smiles but desist move*

Regulus: well are you going to put the ring on or do I have to do it myself?

James: oh yes right! Sorry!

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I personally love watching West Wing and Madam Secretary because I get to pretend for 42 minutes at a time that we have a sensible person in the White House. And life is good.

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Me: my favorite fanfic is about 900k words

My bf: oh! All the good boys?

Me:

Me: do you mean all the young dudes?

My bf: oh. Yeah.

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From a marauders sorority girl:

James is in Sigma Alpha Epsilon. His first year he brings up being a “true gentleman” all the time.

Lily is an alpha delta pi. She enjoys being in a traditional sorority and loves her sisters to death. What she really loves is the focus on Academics.

Mary is an Alpha Kappa Alpha or a Delta Zeta. I def think her mom was an AKA, but Mary went through recruitment with Lily and liked the girls in DZ.

since people hate american marauders, fuck you, they’re now all from various states and most of them are involved in greek life in some way shape or form

barty says he’s from nyc but he’s a fucking liar. he is from an even richer even more pretentious part of upstate new york but one person assumed the city when he said he was from new york and he decided that was cooler and rolled with it. in a frat mostly to piss off his dad, always drunk or on something, still has a 4.0

dorcas is ACTUALLY from nyc. she’s majoring in polisci but is minoring in fashion cause it’s fun and she’s good at it

marlene is from a tiny town in tennessee, very conservative, VERY christian, really comes into herself at college although there is a LOT of religious trauma to work through

mary is from south carolina, she’s very much like a southern belle, make sweet tea that will rot your teeth type, 1000% in a sorority. she’s studying english or education and minoring in art, probably painting focused but she won’t be an art teacher

james is THE frat bro, like his dad and his dad’s dad and his dad’s dad’s dad were in this frat. he will be president eventually but for his freshman/sophmore years frank was president (james has a bit of a crush on him and did not realize) he’s studying sports medicine or social work and plays soccer

the black brothers are from massachusetts they went to some disgustingly expensive private schools, different schools though, either because sirius became awful after going to boarding school or because of trans!reg, your choice.

sirius joined the same frat as james, it’s the rival frat to his father’s so there’s some shit there. he isn’t on the soccer team because soccer wasn’t “sophisticated enough” for the blacks (he can fence and ski like a motherfucker though) but he does play soccer recreationally

regulus is studying law or finance or business or something equally awful because his parents made him, it’s soul crushing and he hates it but he is really good at it (as he is everything) he wants to study philosophy and will eventually switch when he gets out from under his parents thumb

lily and snape are from new england, i can’t think of like a specific place but it’s smaller and poorer, lily would be in an academic sorority but snape has a vendetta against greek life (cause he didn’t get any bids) and has also made lily very against it (hence her hatred for the marauders) her issues with petunia stem from pet not getting into the college, asking lily to stay behind with her, and lily just needing to get out of that small town

everyone loves texas remus but may i offer you like farm kid montana remus, his family has enough land and he was always busy enough that he never really got to interact with kids his age, maybe an accident with an animal that gave him his scars. he goes to college and joins a frat because growing up almost completely alone, that idea of unwavering brotherhood really appeals to him. he’s studying classics (shocker) which causes some fights with his dad who wanted him to do something more agricultural

peter is from illinois, it was a big deal for him to move out out state for college and join a frat since no body really expected anything from his life. he’s studying math. i think his storyline would kind of be like california by chappell roan, he really wanted the city to work out but it’s just not and he wants to go home. the city brings out the worst in him and he ends up becoming the worst version of himself to try and be liked

evan and pandora are from florida but moved all over because of their dad’s business. pandora is studying art (duh) with a minor in philosophy which is how she meets reg. evan is studying engineering, i’m thinking mechanical but i’m not too sure

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funny how I'm Regulus coded up until I meet someone else Regulus coded. then I'm a mf spitting image of James Potter.

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Thinking deeply about Art Heist, Baby! today😖☹️

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bye tcoptp continues to be that bitch no one can top her she’s unstoppable a piece of actual literature and perfect in everyway

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Sirius Black would have died for Peter ! In his own words !! There were 4 marauders !!! That’s what makes it hurt so much !!!!

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So what if I want to read about James taking it up the ass from a trans regulus with a strap on? Is that really hurrying anyone?

and so what if i want to read about james taking it up the ass? is that really hurting anyone?

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Marauders as things my group chat has said

Sirius: GUYS I made out with a gay person last night!

Regulus: yeah. right in front of me

James: SLAY!!

Regulus: I think I’m scarred for life. Absolutely disgusting

James: So happy for you Sirius!! Regulus, my condolences.

Regulus: thank you, James

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He’s so me <3

Regulus: I may be short, but my temper is shorter.

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love when the black brothers are just a little bit evil. as all hot people should be amen.

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You know you’re fucked up when Regulus Black is your comfort character

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Me, walking down the stairs in a marauders shirt: hey

My partner (baked): you’re wearing your gay men shirt!

Me: I am

My partner: ally!! ✊

@snapsiesthoughts

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𐙚 05. i love seeing your replies and reblogs btw, they make me giggle, never stop

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I watched the Sisters of House Black fan film three years ago and the last scene where Narcissa convinces Bellatrix not to attack the Longbottoms and her music box starts playing music (it was a gift from Lucius and apparently "senses true love") hits harder as a nobleflower shipper now