#narcissa x alice

[outromoony]

"And if my wishes came true, it would've been you." It's literally about Narcissa and Alice.

[n0blefl0wer]

Forget black cat x golden retriever. Give me earl grey tea x hot chocolate

Jegulus: james - hot chocolate, regulus - two bags of earl grey

Jegulily: same as above + Lily drinks herbal tea

Wolfstar: do I even need to elaborate?

Nobleflower: the BLUEPRINT

Rosekiller: Evan drinks earl grey and Barty drinks vodka out of a mug

[herlittlel0ve]

I feel like the Blacks are so completely and possessively in love. They go fucking insane when it comes to the love of their life. Family is one thing, they try to kill each other on the regular but don't you ever lay a hand on the person they love. Bellatrix, Narcissa, Andromeda, Regulus, Sirius. You so much as look at they're significant other wrong and they'll have a dagger to your throat in minutes.

[myrows]

Nobleflower🥀

We need more of them <3

[nothingtoseeherebyeexx]

“I TOOK MY BROTHER TO THE ASTRONOMY TOWER-YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT WE FOUND!! 🔥🔥🤯🤯#NOCLICKBAIT”

S: see, reggie? no one ever comes here-

S: CISSA?

N: what are you doing up so late?!

S: WITH A BLOKE!

A: ahi ahi ahi…

S: cissa is up in the astronomy tower-

N: go away before i give you detention!

S: SNOGGING A BLOKE!

N: SIRIUS-

R: let’s go…

shoutout to my cuties:

[sophsicle]

Of His Bones, Chapter 13

[not-rab]

what's your take on the friendship between narcissa and regulus?

okay i have this little headcanon

where narcissa tells regulus about alice (her gf) without naming any names

and then when narcissa has to get married to lucius, and break it off with alice, regulus is the only one who could comfort her

then a couple years later, regulus tells narcissa about james (his bf)

and then when regulus gets the dark mark, and james ends it with him, narcissa helps him ‘get over it’ in return<3

they’re not each others first choice on who to talk to

that would be andromeda and sirius

but just the fact that they both know that the other is also a second choice is comfort enough

[badhotdog03]

Real talk... what is enemies to lovers without a bit of a knife kink?? Like, is that not the point? Is that not why we're reading it? Don't we all wanna be lightly threatened while we're getting seduced??

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Astronomy tower, late evening

6 year!Narcissa, flirting with Alice: Just we two. 1 year!Mary, appering out of nowhere: Ooh, this is so romantic. Narcissa, confuse: Three? 1 year!Marlene: 👋😊 Narcissa, more confused: Four? 1 year!Lily: Hi. Narcissa: Five?! Alice: Oh yes, Cissy. These are my children. Narcissa: Oh, how sweet.

[rqnnie]

Nobleflower (Alice Fortescue and Narcissa Black) is more tragic than jegulus (James Potter and Regulus Black) in this essay I will—

[crimsonlovebartylus]

Keeping up with the Blacks:

"He's such an ass hole for trying to kiss my boyfriend while drunk." Regulus complains to Bellatrix, who was very focus on intense flirting twitter fight with Rita Skeeter.

*camera room*

Sirius: wait he said that?

Producer: do you deny that?

Sirius: I was drunk and Barty looked hot but it was mainly to make that singer Remus jealous.

Producer: ....

Sirius: did it work?

-

Narcissa glances up from her book, "Since when is Barty your boyfriend?"

Regulus glances at her offended and grabbing a pillow, hitting her. "don't be so fucking rude"

*camera room*

Narcissa: no because that was crazy, he needs help

Bellatrix: serious help, i thought i was the insane one in the family but Regulus? *shutters*

Andromeda: you're the one that pointed out him and Barty aren't dating.. *looks at the producers* that's a sensitive topic.

Narcissa: not my problem

*camera room*

Producers: so your family thinks your crazy

Regulus: *crosses his arms* good.

-

"Reg, maybe you should stop hitting people when theirs an inconvenience" Evan says.

*camera room*

Evan: I know many don't consider me a black, because i'm a rosier. but they are my cousins.

Pandora: he has a point.

I GOT THE IDEA TO WRITE A KEEPING UP WITH THE BLACKS FANFICTION YESTERDAY AND ITS ALL IM THINKING ABOUT LMFAOXISLDMS

[n0blefl0wer]

And if I said that regulus has a huge shopping addiction? And he and Narcissa go on shopping trips together at least once a week? Then what?

[radiohead-spiderman]

Guys what if I said Nobleflower was angstier than Jegulus

[nothingtoseeherebyeexx]

shout out to all nobleflower fics.

the angsty ones. the happy ones. the ones were they’re barely interacting, i don’t care.

i see alice fortescue/narcissa black in the tags of a fic and i start acting like a damn dog.

[sophsicle]

Of His Bones, chapter 10

[jazzy-09]

black family head canons

Bellatrix - is secretly lesbian, hates boys, is really overprotective (especially her sisters) is secretly in love with gossip and lastly, she has the biggest crush on Rita Skeeter.

Narcissa- is bi, loves everyone in the family, she wouldn't let Lucius name Draco, her favorite cousin was either regulus or pandora (I head canon Lunas mom as pandora rosier) and lastly, she used to date Alice (Nevilles mother)

Andromeda- is the only straight person in her generation of the blacks, is the biggest ally you will ever meet, very under rated, was an amazing mother, not once was she ashamed for being in Slytherin, she actually had big house pride and lastly, she wouldn't let teddy anywhere near the Weasley family as she was mad molly killed her sister and she didn't care how bad she was.

Sirius- he took 10 minutes to be sorted, the only reason he stayed in the house as long as he did was for regulus, his favorite cousin was Andy, he would often say 'it's hard being your own cousin' or 'I'm my own favorite cousin', he was gay and gender fluid, has adha, and lastly, he called himself the wight sheep of the family.

Regulus- is trans ftm, gay, was a sneer and saw himself dying but couldn't tell anyone as he was alone, hates pink, was spouse to be in Gryffindor as he has a heart of a lion, never one has he disagreed with Sirus inside his own head only out loud, is autistic, secretly loves muggle books, is really good at art poetry and ice-skating, wore a lot of rigs/ jewelry, and lastly he was a black cat Animagus.