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Internet trauma dumpers gotta be the most annoying people on earth. I’m not talking about videos with the topic of trauma or vent accounts or just people innocently bringing up the topic, but I swear it’s that damn smiley face. I’ll see the cutest video ever of a couple at prom and open the comments just to see “I didn’t get to go to prom because my abusive mother locked me in the basement for disobeying :))”

Log off Rapunzel 🥀 this ain’t your moment gang

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Honestly I’m such a deathly loyal person that I get a guilty conscience when I get a new follower, regular commenter, or subscriber. I immediately start thinking of “what if they see??”

I’ll get a comment like “Omg I love this fic! I’ll be following along from now on.” And immediately think “in public? Naughty girl… we could get caught by my wives. I’m not that type of man” and it’s literally just my mutuals and other commenters.

I feel like a married manwhore from the 1800’s who sneaks out to seduce fair maidens at brothels.

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My favourite genre of character is the type of pretty boy freak that talks the loudest shit and acts all “yeah, he’s my bitch” whilst in public with their partner then fully SPREADS in the bedroom.

I don’t want the nervous types. I want the bratty bottoms that act like they own the dick they suck.

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Ughhh Arthur is the prettiest of pretty boys. Have you seen him?!?! I’d be fixing my pants if I was in his vicinity holy hell

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After a lifetime of being wrong like 0.2% of the time, I’m so sick of having to prove why I’m right. Like how do you expect me to teach you all 7 levels of intelligence needed to understand the point I’m making? How do you expect me to explain such topics to a commoner.

ATP if you disagree with me you’re just a stupid little wrongling. U don’t serve a purpose other than to be an annoying npc in my story of greatness. Life is full of challenges, and you’re the equivalent of a speed bump.

Don’t talk to me if u have a different opinion. Don’t care. Don’t wanna hear it. Might catch the mentally deficient virus if I humour you. Go sit in the corner and talk to your imaginary friends, or fuck yourself idk.

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IM DONE WITH THE SIMS.

Dude I made a cute little sim of myself and he’s so adorable, so I decided to make him some friends right? I made this really pretty girl sim and then I got bored so I figured I’d make more sims later then just merge them into the household. HE LITERALLY RIZZED HER AND TWO OF THE NEIGHBOURS UP IN THE FIRST TEN MINUTES OF GAMEPLAY.

I thought okay damn I guess he learns from his papa. He’s a little flirt. I decide to move them into another household because I like the house, then I decide I’m going to build a mini prison for the original household members to live in then I’ll just kill them when I get bored of it right? I spend like one day in game looking after them and making sure they’re adjusting to the prison scene and then I spy my sim in the corner with this weird moodlet colour in the background.

HES HAVING SEX WITH HER. DUDE ARE YOU SERIOUS. Eventually I decide that I don’t want to kill the family members so I just let them out, planning to bully the fuck out of them with my sim and be a menace. Oh but it’s too fucking late for that because I leave my game running to make tea and come back to Chase asking the FORTY YEAR OLD MOTHER about her WOOHOO PREFERENCES.

As I’m writing this, he’s having a flirty conversation with her and her husband, and I think I’m about to witness a threesome.

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How it feels to have a massive juicy secret hidden in my fic that’s actually so funny and crazy but I can’t tell anyone yet because it’s a secret and I have to wait until it’s lore relevant to spill.

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Astronomically unpopular opinion, but unless you know how the other gender behaves, can you stop writing about them. There’s a reason why writing isn’t for everyone.

When you have women who don’t understand men writing men and vice versa, you end up with shit like: Reyshe (pronounced Reece) 6’4, misunderstood, handsome, billionaire ceo who occasionally goes to feminist marches because he can’t stand the patriarchy. And April, the cute and sweet 5’0 girl with the body of a twelve year old who finds pleasure in reading, sleeping and yelling obscenities at random men because they’re just so horrible, but not that one handsome guy at the coffee shop because he’s different—he’s a nice guy.

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Tumblr is so serious. Where are the fart jokes.

The fanart is amazing and allat but my fancy needs to be tickled. I need my brainrot.

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I cant decide which bg looks better. Anw here is my wife, i miss kaeya immensely and i am going insane

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. . . me and them because we’re literally soulmates <3.

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“The last drop—

You’re sending me signs.

I hear you, can you hear me?

Everything turns blue

when I dive in.

The sting of chlorine

burns just a little—

so I let go.”

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Groom me next baddie

the plague

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I JSUT RECENTLY STARTED READING YOUR FIC BUT OML IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR CHISCARA IDOL AU THAT DOESN'T SUCK ABSOLUTEL ASS FOR SO LONG I HOPE YOUR LIFE IS BLESSED

Okay this made me so happy 😭

THANK YOU FOR READING!! I’m so glad you like it. I’m taking ages on the next chapter bc I’m such a sleepy guy who keeps falling asleep after my prime writing time (9pm) but I’m WORKIN ON IT 🕺🏻

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Being a chronically bored fanfic writer is so funny because I have like 23 unfinished fics in my notes app, 6 on word, and I forgot at least 20 of them.

Today I opened my notes app to work on my recent wip just to find an unfinished academic rivals enemies to lovers slow burn, they’re-friends-online-but-they-don’t-know-it, bully fic?? Wth

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"I've never liked dreaming,

but recently, it's you that I keep seeing"

sweet dreams 🪻 happy bday xiao

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I’m not a fan of the rest of the male population (myself excluded obviously) but it will never not be hilarious how they’re the biggest haters n will literally tear each other apart for no reason but whenever a guy likes a girl, even his opps are clutching up and making him look good with the “thanks for saving my cat from that tree bro” or “thanks for that 10k u gave me last week, it really helped me pay off my debts x”