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Don't you just love to scratch off your dandruff?
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JOIN ME!
I'm live on Twitch - Watch me at twitch.tv/neintendew
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That unique feeling of frustration you have when you want to come up with something clever, but your embarrassing mistakes are what left the impression.
I freaking hate it.
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Puerto Rico is about to be hit by Maria, a category 5 hurricane.
And My bosses be like: “You have to come to work.” Me: *this gif*
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"It wasn't people porn, it was corn porn. It was corno. Hot, steamy corno"
Me
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“if THIS is how he normally looks, wait till you see him under the sheets”
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Yeah. Next thing you'll say is that you're vegetarian.
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You see this? THIS is art.
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When people say Smash 4 is a good game.
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When people tell you to choose between work and memes.
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Security Guard employees current status.
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When you make a funny reference and no one gets it.
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My quotes
"People nowadays have no decency. When you see a Giant Squirrel crashing through your windshield, you DO NOT run it over" -Me (2017)
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First for all
I'm socially dead. I'm here for the memes, references, fads, discussions and the awkward cringing
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