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I've started uploading my original works on AO3 to feel some accomplishment.

Today, I've uploaded a shortstory about a witch running a funeral home and having a heart to heart with a recently deceased girl.

Completely normal funeral procedure

CW: suicide, drug use

I'm curious to know what you guys think.

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Well, now I'm only 73 % sure.

I only recently joined this site, and I'm only 72% sure Homestuck exists and isn't just another Goncharov situation.

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Well, Americans, you've shit your bed and now you have to sleep in it.

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Staccatoes your dick

Double tongues your hole

Brass or woodwind players probably give the best fellatios/blowjobs

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Brass or woodwind players probably give the best fellatios/blowjobs

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Gosh, why are all the people I see while mountaineering so hot?

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This is what you see when someone likes a post of yours in German.

It's an example of the failed conversion of 'like' to German. If a German - speaking person reads this word, the 'i' in the word is more pronounced like the one in 'lick' than the one in 'like'.

Anyway, '*Liks your post'

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So, I guess by now it's almost common knowledge that your voice sounds deeper to yourself, because your skull conducts the deeper frequencies better.

But that makes me wonder: it should be possible to hear these frequencies by pressing your ear to the speaking person's cranium.

Sadly, I have no one to test this with, but if you have a partner, you can try to prove this hypothesis.

Idc, make it something cheesy like 'hearing your so's actual voice'

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Oh shit, I misread manual as Automatic.

You need both feet with a manual, since there is also a clutch, which you have to use with your left leg. But break and gas are still on right.

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Within the next few weeks I will gain the means to become a quite serious national health risk.

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"Personal safety is not anarchy," they say, completely ignoring that almost every depiction of anarchy has people in armour.

"Anarchist" but gets triggered when people voluntarily don't wear bicycle helmets.

Me when I know what anarchy is

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This is a meme I found in a place where people post AI art.

Because Tumblr is known for unbiased opinions on this topic, I will put it here for some healthy discussion.

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Girl, are you Chinese?

Because you're the only she I'd ping.

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Ask Game for someone’s OC(s)

✨- How did you come up with the OC’s name?

🌼 - How old are they? (Or approximate age range)

🌺- Do they have any love interest(s)?

🍕 - What is their favorite food?

💼 - What do they do for a living?

🎹 - Do they have any hobbies?

🎯 -What do they do best?

🥊 -What do they love to do? What do they hate to do?

❤️ - What is one of your OC’s best memories?

✂️ - What is one of your OC’s worst memories?

🧊 - Is their current design the first one?

🍀 - What originally inspired the OC?

🌂 - What genre do they belong in?

💚 - What is your OC’s gender identity and sexuality?

🙌 - How many sibling does your OC have?

🍎 - What is the OC’s relationship w/their parents like?

🧠 - What do you like most about the OC?

✏️ - How often do you draw/write about the OC?

💎 - Do you ever see yourself killing off the OC?

💀 - Does your OC have any phobias?

🍩 -Who is your OC’s arch-nemesis or rival?

🎓 - How long have you had the OC?

🍥 - What age were you when you created the OC?