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hi, I wanted to make a request but I couldn't find a list of rules!

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I'm a huge fan of DC's legends of tomorrow I would like a x reader oneshot request on my favorite character!

Hello! Just send your request in, and I can definitely write it!

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Okay this has been something that I've been rattling around for a little bit and I feel that it just needs to be said because I know there's other people out there that think the same way I do about this and I also believe that society needs to change the way they think because certain mindsets are the reason why people gain depression or why they have a lot of mental instability because they feel like they have to fit inside of this box that society has created when in reality you shouldn't have to fit into a box just to fit other people's needs...

So here's my point:

I don't care if you've been friends with someone in real life in the real world for 5 months or 50 years, or if you only talk to them on social media, if you have a problem with that person or you have a problem with something they're saying, something they're posting or something they're doing you don't automatically just block them or stop talking to them or get other people to stop talking to them you act as an adult and you talk the situation out with them. Even if it hurts, even if it makes you uncomfortable even if you feel like you're not going to get a good result out of it, you sit down and you talk to the person and say "hey this makes me feel uncomfortable or this is triggering me or something you're doing or something you're saying is not being well to my well-being and I feel like I need to end the friendship", then that's what you do because both sides deserve to walk away with the knowledge of what both people are feeling and also so they can have that closure because closure is important! Both sides deserve to be respected and both sides deserve to have a say. Just automatically blocking someone or stop talking to them or avoiding them when you see them in public is not the answer, telling them why you want the friendship to end or why you want the relationship to end is beneficial for both parties mental health and for both parties well be. This is where society has it wrong. They're always saying just automatically block them! Stop talking to them! Your mental health is more important so don't care how the other person feels it doesn't matter! That's where people are getting depression, that's where people start developing social anxieties, that's where people feel the need to want to kill themselves later on in life because something as small as just blocking someone or all the sudden just stopping talking to them can create a whole storm underneath the surface that you're not seeing that later is going to destroy them in life your actions do cause consequences on both sides. It makes people feel worthless and useless when you just throw them aside with no explanation. THEY DESERVE CLOSURE. Society has it wrong. A real adult, and a real friend no matter how uncomfortable or how painful the situation is will stop and say I'm sorry but I feel this friendship needs to end for "this reason this reason and this reason" and then they will end the friendship not just automatically block you or stop talking to you.

Another point I want to make, to the person who gets blocked or the person who stops getting texts or people start avoiding them in public, their automatic reaction is to find out what happened, find out why the person is upset, they might even ask a friend or two "Hey do you know why so and so is upset with me or are they having a bad day or maybe my phone isn't working?" It's a normal human reaction and a good friend will reach out and try to find the solution, they will try to find the cause of the problem sit down talk it out and fix it that's what a real friend will do. Society teaches you that you should just accept it move on with life and leave that person alone. No! That's not the answer, real friends try to fix friendships! Real friends reach out and say "hey I noticed you stopped talking to me or I noticed that you've been quiet lately or I noticed that you haven't liked my certain post or I've noticed that your post have seemed very depressing or dark or you seem really off what can I do to help fix the situation was it something I did was it something I said? Is there anything I can do to help?" Real friends try to reach out BEFORE they stopped trying and let the friendship go. Because friends are supposed to be there for each other, they're supposed to be there to ground each other when something goes wrong and when you have a problem with one of your friends with something they're doing or something they're saying you need to talk it out because that's the correct thing to do, because society will tell you your mental health is the only one that's important it doesn't matter what your actions do to impact the other person take care of yourself.... This is completely wrong! Your actions have an impact on that person's mental health and you should take that into consideration as well before you end the friendship or before you block them without any reason. Especially if you do know they have social anxieties or they have issues with people just automatically walking away with no explanation. They deserve answers, they deserve a piece of mind as well they shouldn't have to suffer because someone else decided that they couldn't handle something they were doing anymore they deserve the right to know so they can take a look at themselves and go "is this something I need to change or is this just one person's opinion of me?" BOTH SIDES OF THE FRIENDSHIP DESERVE RESPECT AND DESERVE ANSWERS SO THEY CAN HAVE CLOSURE. I really don't understand why this is so hard for society to accept people are human and people crave to know what is wrong and what they did and they need to have closure, that's just normal human nature. The sooner we accept this in people the sooner that depression and mental health and social anxieties will start disappearing because people feel they can trust each other more no matter what the situation is even if it means a friendship ending they're going to know that if that person wants to walk away they're going to tell me and they're going to give me a reason why I am no longer a person they can be friends with so that each side can move on having a piece of mind and a clear head and not have to worry about the other person or themselves they can just move on with life. This is a society that we need to live in not the society of "you need to just disregard other people and not care about their mental health and their respect." Respect goes both ways and sometimes people need a push to learn that respect is both given and taken and sometimes to give and take respect means you have to do the uncomfortable, even if that uncomfortable means having to talk things out. Let's teach people that sometimes to respect someone is to actually give them answers, the hard answers and push yours out of your comfort zone enough to talk things out before ending things. Learning to talk things out will help both people out with their mental health and safety, let's make that the topic. Because if we do this more, the world will be a better place.....

So let's start talking before we start walking away.

Let's talk.

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36. “What’re you doing?!” “I’m running late, so move I need to shower too.” 37. “Come lay on top of me, I’m cold.” these w snart x reader? either together or separately 😊 tysm!

Not the Best Day! - Request (Captain Cold X Reader) 

(Y/N) woke up to the sound of an alarm before sitting up in bed to see the time was 06:34. 

“Crap, I’m late!” (Y/N) exclaimed before rushing to get into the shower. (Y/N)’s boyfriend, Snart was in the shower as (Y/N) undressed and stepped into the shower. 

“What are you doing?” Snart asked as he turned his head to see his partner. 

“I’m running late, so I need to shower too.” (Y/N) answered before trying to hurry. 

  (Y/N) was out the door at 07:00 to be at work on time. (Y/N) forgot lunch and also a jacket. The past few days, the weather has been rainy. Around two o’clock in the afternoon (Y/N) was feeling super hungry and decided to take a break and go down to the corner store across the street to grab a sandwich. Once getting food (Y/N) was waiting for the light to change before a car came driving by before splashing her head to toe in dirty water. 

“WHAT THE HELL.” (Y/N) screaming at the car before walking across the street. “Oh my god, can today get any worse.” (Y/N) added before going back to the office. While looking through the desk (Y/N) found no clothes to change into. 

“(Y/N), where is my report?” (Y/N)’s boss, Aaron asked. 

“On your desk, in a black folder.” (Y/N) replied before looking up at her boss. 

“What the hell happened to you?” Aaron asked before covering his mouth. 

“I went to get lunch and I ended up getting splashed.” (Y/N) answered before grabbing a few tissues to wipe off water. 

“I have the report just go home and don’t get sick. I’ll see you Monday, have a good weekend.” Aaron said before leaving. 

(Y/N) walked home since no cap would pick up a person covered in dirty, gross water. While walking home, it began to rain. Once getting home, (Y/N) took a hot shower to warm up. 

While waiting for Snart to get home, (Y/N) curled up with a couple blankets on the couch to stay warm. It was around six when Snart got home to see (Y/N) wrapped in blankets.

“What happened to you today?” Snart asked before sitting next to (Y/N). (Y/N) looked over to Snart before laying down. 

“Come lay on top of me, I’m cold.” (Y/N) said before Snart laughed but did what his partner asked. After a few seconds, Snart got up and pulled (Y/N) up. 

“Let’s go to bed and cuddle there cause it will be a lot more comfortable.” Snart said before (Y/N) nodded. Snart ordered pizza for dinner before plugging in (Y/N)’s electric blanket to warm up.   

“Thank you so much, today was not my day.” (Y/N) said as Snart nodded and kissed (Y/N)’s forehead. 

“Well, why don’t we change that.” Snart said with a grin before kissing (Y/N) on the lips. 

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hi, I was wondering if you're still doing requests!

Yes I do! Hopefully you see this as it came in anonymous.

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Hi! :) can I get a Leonard Snart x reader where reader know that he will die and she is scared to love him(he try to get close to her but she always run) and one time he catch her tell her that he love her and kiss her(she kiss him back), after that she run in jax room(her best friend) and tell Gideon not to tell Snart where she is, in the final jax talk with her and say something like "but you love him and he love you, be happy for a little while at least" and Leonard&reader have a happy ending

It is finally posted! Here is a link 

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Scared (Leonard Snart)

Requested: Hi! :) can I get a Leonard Snart x reader where reader know that he will die and she is scared to love him(he try to get close to her but she always run) and one time he catch her tell her that he love her and kiss her(she kiss him back), after that she run in jax room(her best friend) and tell Gideon not to tell Snart where she is, in the final jax talk with her and say something like "but you love him and he love you, be happy for a little while at least" and Leonard & reader have a happy ending. 

Sorry it took so long, life has been crazy!! I hope you enjoy. 

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(Y/N) woke up in a puddle of sweat as she tried to catch her breath. Waking up from the same nightmare for the past three weeks. The nightmare was of Snart’s death and his last goodbye. (Y/N) didn’t understand why her powers were to have visions of the deaths of people that she would meet or know. Now laying in bed, (Y/N) thinking about why this was happening to her. 

Her powers started to manifest when she was ten, a few weeks before her parents died. During her senior year of high school, the nightmares started to get worse. She started to have random nightmares about a girl in her English class. In the nightmares, (Y/N) could see the girl holding her hands up before hearing a gunshot. Then a few weeks later, she  found out that the girl had been in a gas station as someone was robbing. The girl tried to run and the person shot her. 

After that (Y/N) stopped talking to her friends and became anti-social, trying to make sense of the nightmares she had. When the particle accelerator exploded, Her powers had manifested to the point that when she touched someone she could see their death. At that point, she started wearing gloves, and making sure not to touch anyone. 

(Y/N) joined Team Flash before ending up on Team Legends. She really didn’t understand why she was chosen for the team, but she just followed what felt best. She couldn’t see the death of any of her fellow legends. After a couple of weeks she stopped wearing gloves, became more social and fell in love with Snart. Until one day, Snart touched her bare back, the vision hit her like a ton of bricks. From that point, she returned to her old self. 

“(Y/N), are you coming to breakfast.” Jax asked as he knocked on her door, taking (Y/N) from her train of thought. 

 “Yeah, give me a second.” she said before getting up, wiping off the sweat from her face with a towel and putting on a sweater. She walked into the kitchen before sitting next to Jax. 

Sara and Kendra had made breakfast for everyone as a team building thing. As (Y/N) started eating, Snart sat next to her. (Y/N) shifted in her seat before Jax asked her what was wrong. 

“Slept wrong.” She replied before hurrying to finish her breakfast, and go back into her room. 

“(Y/N).” Snart said as he stopped her from going into her room. 

“What do you want Snart.” (Y/N) asked as she turned to face him.

“Why are you ignoring me? I thought we had something going but then you haven’t been really talking to anyone for the past three weeks. I can hear you at night with your nightmares.” Snart said as (Y/N) signed.

 “Snart, I’m fine.” (Y/N) said. 

“Well if you're fine, will you let me kiss you?” Snart asked. 

“Fine.” (Y/N) said before Snart kissed her. After a few seconds she pushed him away before shaking her head. 

“Look, I'm going to sound like a total bitch but we can’t do this.” (Y/N) said before walking away and going to her room. 

“Good morning, Miss (L/N).” Gideon said as her face popped up. 

“Good morning, Gideon” (Y/N) replied before laying on her bed. 

“Have you considered telling anyone about your nightmares?” Gideon asked. 

“There’s no point. I can’t change how the person dies, no matter how much I try, they die the same way I saw it.” (Y/N) said before getting up and going to her desk. 

“All the files, I had you pull up explain what’s going on and no matter what, you and I can’t tell the team.” (Y/N) added. 

“Then why do you run from Mr. Snart, when the two of you have feelings for one another?” Gideon asked. 

“Gideon, you’re an A.I. Why would my feelings toward Snart affect anything?” (Y/N) asked.

“You can’t change how someone dies but you can make sure that what life they have is filled with happiness and joy. Have a good day Miss (L/N).” Gideon said before disappearing. (Y/N) got up from her desk before leaving her room. She walked over to Jax’s room and knocked on the door. 

“Come in!” Jax yelled. Once (Y/N) was in the room, she locked the door and turned to jax, who was sitting at his desk. 

“I need your help, you can’t tell anyone. I’m trusting you with this.” (Y/N) said as Jax nodded. 

“My power is that I can see people’s death and no matter how much I try, I can’t change how they die. Three weeks ago, I saw Snart’s death and I can’t stop the nightmares from it. I don’t know when he'll die but I do know he'll because of this team. I don’t know what to do.” She added before breaking down. Jax got up from his desk and hugged her. 

“I know that this team does some strange things to protect the ones they love. You want to protect yourself from the hurt of losing him. You love him, don’t you? You're happier with him. You love him and he loves you. Just be happy for a little while, at least for the team's sake. A grumpy Snart is not great.” Jax said, making (Y/N) laugh from the last part. 

“You’re right.” (Y/N) said, “I need to talk to him.” 

“Yes, you do! Go be happy girl” Jax said before opening the door. 

“Thank you” she said, giving Jax a small hug before walking to Snart’s door. She waited a few seconds before she built up the courage to knock. As she was going to knock, the door opened. 

“(Y/N)” Snart said, surprised to see her. 

“Snart, I -.” (Y/N) said before kissing him. She pressed her body against his before pulling him into a passionate kiss. After Snart got over his surprise from the kiss, he pulled her into his room. (Y/N) pulled away as she placed her forehead against his. She let a tear fall as Snart placed his hands on her hips. 

“What’s wrong?” Snart asked as he was confused as she cried

“I’m so stupid, and I can’t believe I was so scared to tell you or show you how I really feel.” (Y/N) said before Snart laughed. 

“You’re not stupid. I know how you feel. I was scared that I messed up when I brought up the nightmares.” he replied. 

“No you didn’t. I’m glad you did. You make me happy and I can’t push you away. I love you” She answered before hugging him. 

“I love you too. I know I'm not the best boyfriend but don’t do that again” Snart said with a small smile as (Y/N) nodded. 

“Do you want to go watch a movie?” Snart asked before (Y/N) smiled. 

“I would love that.” She replied before kissing him again.

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Phone Call (Snart x Daughter)

So sorry, I have been so busy but this short was requested by @bartallenisbae, her request was “Please write a Leonard Snart x daughter reader about the reader only having a mom her whole life but ever since she could talk she would ask her mom who her dad was and she only knows that her mom and her dad were only a one night stand and when she turns 16 her mom gives her her dads number and she calls him(Leonard snart)”

The image does not belong to me, found on google. 

(Y/N) and her mother Noel had a great mother-daughter relationship, they had their moments but everything was good. (Y/N)’s father and mother had a one-night stand, Noel had always wanted to be a mother so it was a blessing for Noel but (Y/N)’s father was out of the picture and (Y/N) didn’t care, she knew that her mother loved her. (Y/N) knew that her father was a criminal but that was it.  

On (Y/N)’s 16th birthday, Noel walked into her daughter’s room and handed her the phone number of her father. “Here.” Noel said as (Y/N) took the piece of paper. “What is the number for?” she asked. “It’s your father’s number, call him.” Noel said before leaving the room and heading to work.

It took until around lunchtime before she got the courage to actually talk to her father for the first time.

After the third ring, (Y/N) heard a man’s voice. “Hello.” He said.

“Hi, hello, umm my mom gave me this number to call my father.” She said into the phone nervously. “I think you have the wrong number.” The man said almost hanging up the phone. “Wait! My name is (Y/N) Snart.” She said, trying to keep the stranger on the phone.

“What is your mother’s name?” The man asked. “Noel. What’s your name?” (Y/N) asked. “Leonard Snart.” The man said. (Y/N) knew that name from the papers. “You’re Captain Cold.” She said. “Yep.” Snart said.

“Can I meet you?” (Y/N) asked. “Why do you want to meet me?” Snart questioned. “You are my father.” She said. “Look kid, your mother didn’t want me in your life and I don’t think meeting me is a good idea.” Snart said.

“My mother doesn’t know what is best for me. I have grown up seeing all my friends go to father-daughter dances, fathers picking up their kids from school or daycare. Not me. I didn’t get to have those memories.” (Y/N) said, trying to get Snart to meet her.

“Alright kid, let’s meet at the Big Belly Burger on 3rd at 2.” Snart said. “Okay.” (Y/N) replied before hanging up the phone.

(Y/N) looked at her clock to see it was 1, so she put her shoes on before walking to the Big Belly Burger. It was only 1:30 so she sat in one of the back booths and waited to meet her father for the first time.

(Y/N) started to tap her foot on the ground as she kept looking at the clock on her phone. She read the numbers 2:00 on her phone before looking at the front door to see that no one had come in. (Y/N) told her self if he wasn’t there by 2:15, she was going to leave.

(Y/N) signed before grabbing a menu to see what she wanted. “Are you (Y/N)” Someone said to (Y/N) before she looked up to see a man in a prika and a black sweater. “Yes.” She said before the man sat down. “I’m Leonard Snart.” Snart said.

“Hi, I’m (Y/N) Snart.” (Y/N) said as the pair shook hands. “So how old are you?” Leonard asked the girl. “16, look I know I kindy bullied you into meeting me today but I just wanted to meet you and I understand if you don’t want to talk to me again so we can just have lunch and that’s it.” (Y/N) said before signing and putting her phone in her pocket.

“Your mother is the one that didn’t want me in your life but it’s up to you if you want me around now. Let’s just order lunch and talk after.” Leonard said before the two of them ordered what they wanted.

While eating lunch, (Y/N) told Leonard about her life, school and the one time she got in trouble for breaking into a building after dark. “Life of crime does fit a Snart every well.” Leonard said with a small before (Y/N) got a call from her mother telling her to come home for her birthday dinner.

“I got to go.” (Y/N) said as the smile on her face faded. “It was nice meeting you.” She said before getting up. “Look kid, I won’t be good at this whole parenting thing but I hope to see you again.” Leonard said before getting up also. “Me too, thank you for meeting me.” (Y/N) said before smiling and giving Leonard a small hug.

Leonard smiled at the hug before (Y/N) pulled away. “See ya around pops.” She said before leaving causing Leonards cold heart to melt a little.

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Sorrow/ Ray Palmer

Requested by @thecaptainsgingersnap thank you!!!

“Hey, I have to go, Leo is going to be here any minute.” (Y/N) said to Barry before ending the call and putting on the boots Leo gave to (Y/N)  on Christmas last year. (Y/N)  heard a knock on the door before walking over and opening it to find Ray standing there.

Ray and (Y/N) have been best friends since they were eight, their friendship was very strange. Ray being the kid, who was always bright and happy became a businessman and started Palmer Tech before becoming the Atom. While (Y/N), who was the more serious out of the two, became an armed guard for a CEO in Central City.

They lost touch after high school but after (Y/N) saved Ray in a fire, they soon rekindled their friendship, which is where (Y/N) met Leonard Snart, the man (Y/N)  fell in love with and married.

Leonard died saving Team Legends and (Y/N) still didn’t know, so Ray went to the apartment.

(Y/N) saw the look on Ray’s face before the smile on their face dropped. “Where is Leo?” (Y/N) asked Ray before shutting the door. “(Y/N), I am so so sorry.” Ray said handing (Y/N), Leo’s necklace that had his wedding band on it.

“Ray, where is he?” (Y/N) questioned with worry. “He sacrificed himself to save us.” Ray said before hugging (Y/N), as the both of them broke into tears as Ray held them in his arms. (Y/N)’s heart was broken. (Y/N)’s knees gave out, the two landed on the floor while (Y/N) sobbed.

It took an hour or so for Ray to get (Y/N) to calm down and sit on the couch. Ray called Barry to ask him to pick up some pizza and a whole bunch of desserts, since he didn’t want to leave (Y/N) alone.

While waiting for Barry, (Y/N) took a hot bubble bath. “How are you?” Ray asked as (Y/N) stared at the water. “I don’t know.” (Y/N) said before there was a knock at the door. Ray got the door while (Y/N) raised off and put a robe on.

“Barry, got a whole bunch of pizza and ice cream.” Ray said trying to cheer (Y/N) up. “Cool.” (Y/N)  said, putting PJs on, before turning around to the nightstand to see a wedding photo of Leo before picking it up. “Ray.” (Y/N) said as Ray walked into the room. Ray hugged (Y/N) before taking the picture frame and sitting it on the bed.

While eating dinner and having ice cream, (Y/N) didn’t say anything until there was a knock at the door. Ray opened the door to see Jax and Dr.Stein. “Hey, what are you guys doing here?” (Y/N) said getting up before receiving a hug from the two.

“Clarissa wanted me to drop this off for you.” Stein said as he handed (Y/N)  a lasagna. “350 for an hour and a half.” Stein said with a smile. “Thank you.” (Y/N)  said before handing Ray the pan to put in the fridge.  

“Snart, wanted me to send this to you, but I never got a chance after everything. He said you would know what to do with it.” Jax said handing (Y/N) a ball. “Yes thank you.” (Y/N)  said before taking it. “We should get going but if you need anything just call us or Clarissa.” Stein said. (Y/N) hugged Firestorm and watched them walk away.

“What is that?” Ray asked. (Y/N) walked into the kitchen and grabbed a knife. “Leo and I use to put a flash drive in balls and leave them somewhere. The flash drive would have little videos we would create so we could talk before Leo became good and asked me to be his partner.” (Y/N) said before pulling a flash drive out of the ball.

“I will give you minute.” Ray said before leaving the kitchen. (Y/N) plugged the flash drive into the computer before playing the only video on it. Leo’s face popped up before he started to talk.

“Hey, babe, sorry I missed your birthday and our anniversary and your first day at your new job and well a whole lot of days, that I am so sorry about. I just wanted to tell you, when I get home, we are going to go on a date. I am going to be on my best behavior and you, my love will be able to go anywhere you want. Rome, Paris, the Big Belly Burger on 7th, whatever you want. I am going to be so happy to see your beautiful face and kiss it. So plan everything you want to do and I will be there. I love you (Y/N) and I am so glad I married you.” Leo said before the video ended.

(Y/N) smiled as a tear dripped down (Y/N)’s face. “I love you too Leo.” (Y/N) said before going to the living room where Ray was. “Hey.” He said as (Y/N) sat next to him and cuddled into his side. “Thank you.” (Y/N) said. “For what?” Ray asked. “Being like a big brother.” (Y/N) replied as Ray rubbed (Y/N)’s back. “You’re welcome.” He said.

“I’m going to miss him so much.” (Y/N) said staring at the TV. “I am too.” Ray said before tears fell from his eyes. 

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Cup of Love/ Leonard Snart

“Can you please do a story where Leonard comes back after everything with the Legion is over and reunites with the reader (his fiancee who is also a Legend)? (Leonard that died not Legion Leonard). Meaning he is caring and respectful. Reader has telekinesis and pyrokinesis” - @thecaptainsgingersnap   Sorry this took soo long. 

(Y/N)’s Flashback

“Are you ready to see Snart again.” Sara asked (Y/N) as she sat down next to (Y/N) on the plane. Sara and (Y/N) went on a mission three months ago and are now finally getting back home. “It’s been three months without talking to him or seeing him, I am so happy but also what if he thought I died and moved on.” (Y/N) said before Sara rubbed (Y/N)’s back.

“Snart loves you so much, don’t worry.” Sara said before they landed back in Star City. “I have a train to catch, see you next week.” (Y/N) said to Sara before getting a cab to the train station. After arriving the train station (Y/N) took a cab to Snart and (Y/N)’s apartment.

(Y/N) opened the door of the apartment to hear music and someone in the kitchen. (Y/N) saw Snart cooking food before she closed the door. Snart was facing away from (Y/N) before he turned around to see (Y/N).

“(Y/N).” He said dropping the spoon, he had in his hands. “Hi, baby.” (Y/N) said before Snart walked over to (Y/N) as he stood a couple feet away from her. “I can’t believe it, your back.” Snart said smiling. “I know I missed you.” (Y/N) said as Snart smiled before (Y/N) took a step forward dropping the bag (Y/N) had with clothes and the super suit (Y/N) had.

(Y/N) jumped into Snart’s arms before he hugged her and twirled around once. “I am so happy, you are back.” Snart said before the two of them kissed. (Y/N) smiled into the kiss before kissing back harder. Snart pulled away as he put (Y/N) down. “Go take a shower and I am going to finish dinner.” Snart said as (Y/N) nodded.

(Y/N) got into the shower as Snart finished dinner before getting the ring he had for (Y/N). “Tonight's the night.” Snart said to himself before putting the ring in his pocket and set the table. (Y/N) got out of the shower before getting into comfortable clothes.

(Y/N) walked over to Snart and hugged him from behind as he served chicken and dumplings into a bowl.  “You made my favorite meal.” (Y/N) said smiling before Snart nodded. “Go sit down and I will be there in a minute.” Snart said before (Y/N) sat down at the table.

Snart drought two bowls, two glass cups and a bottle of whiskey. The two of them ate and had a couple glass of whiskey for Snart got the courage to ask (Y/N) to marry him. Snart got up from the table before going over to (Y/N).

“(Y/N), I love you and the day I meet you, I knew that you were the one. (Y/N) (Y/L) will you marry me.” Snart asked as he got on one knee and took the ring out of his pocket. (Y/N) looked at Snart with shook before nodding. “Yes.” (Y/N) said before hugging Snart and kissing him.

Snart kissed back before putting the ring on (Y/N)’s ring finger. (Y/N) looked Snart in the eyes before smiling. “I love you.” (Y/N) said before Snart replied with I love you too.

End of Flashback.

“(Y/N), we need to move.” (Y/N) heard Ray said. (Y/N) got up from the spot, where (Y/N) took fire from. “Get to the wave rider.” (Y/N) said to Ray before using her telekinesis that everyone else needs to get back to the ship.

“What are you doing (Y/N).” Sarah said. “I got this put go back to the ship and leave. I will call when I am safe.” (Y/N) said. “GO.” (Y/N) yelled. Once the legends got back to the waverider and left, (Y/N) set the building on fire.

“I hope this works.” (Y/N) said out loud. (Y/N) took cover before the whole building engulfed in flames.

Flashback.

(Y/N) walked through the door of Jitters to meet Snart for their first date. (Y/N) spotted Snart at a table with two cups in front of him. “Snart.” (Y/N) said as Snart looked at (Y/N). “Hey, I got you a cup of coffee.” Snart said getting up from his spot. “Thank you.” (Y/N) said before sitting down as Snart pushed the chair in for her before sitting back at his spot.

The two of them talked and talked before Jitters closed for the night. “I had fun.” (Y/N) said as Snart nodded. “Me too, so listen (Y/N), um maybe week we can have another coffee date.” Snart asked (Y/N) as (Y/N) nodded. “I will love that.” (Y/N) said smiling.

“Can I walk you home.” Snart asked. “That will be lovely Snart.” (Y/N) said before they walked to (Y/N)’s old apartment. “See you next week.” (Y/N) said to Snart as they reached the door. “See you next week.” Snart said before kissing (Y/N) quickly. (Y/N) kissed back with a smile. “See ya.” (Y/N) said smiling before walking into the apartment.

End of Flashback.

(Y/N) woke up to be in the medical bay to see a bright light. (Y/N) let a groan out when getting up to see that no one else was in the medical bay before the door opens. (Y/N) looked up to see Snart.

“Snart.” (Y/N) said as Snart walked over to (Y/N) before kissing (Y/N). “Do not do anything like that again, you could have gotten yourself killed.” Snart said looking (Y/N) in the eyes. “I promise.” (Y/N) said smiling before Snart kissed (Y/N) before looking (Y/N) in the eyes.

“I love you Mrs.Snart.” Snart said. “I love you to Mr.Snart.” (Y/N) replied with a smile.

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Granddaughter/ Leonard Snart

Please write a Leonard Snart x reader about their granddaughter coming from the future and Leonard getting shocked when he finds out his granddaughter is dating Barry Allen's grandson. Granddaughter's name is Crystal. Request from @bartallenisbae Got gif from the internet, so all credit to the owner. 

“Snart.” (Y/N) yelled. “What.” He said asking into the kitchen. “You better not be making plans to rob the bank on my table.” (Y/N) said making dinner. “Never, I’m using the coffee table.” Leonard said before kissing (Y/N)’s cheek. “Get two bowls, please.” (Y/N) said as Leonard did what (Y/N) said.

(Y/N) had made soup for the both of them. (Y/N) turning the stove off before pouring soup into the bowls and giving one to Leonard. The both of them sat at the table and ate. (Y/N) looked at Snart, wanting to ask him about his new job. “What’s on your mind.” Snart asked (Y/N) before there was a knock at the door.

(Y/N) got up and opened the door to see the Flash before there was a blur and (Y/N) was in STAR labs. “What the hell.” (Y/N) said before seeing Snart. “What do you want, Allen.” Snart said to Flash.

“There is someone here for the both of you.” Flash said to Snart and (Y/N). (Y/N) looked over to see too see a woman and a man dressed in what looked like a Flash suit but was red and white. “Wow, you look just like her, Crystal.” The unknown man said to the woman. “Shut up Bart.” Crystal said to the man.

“What’s going on.” (Y/N) asked before looking at Snart, who was in shock. “Snart.” (Y/N) said. “(Y/N), this is Bart, my grandson from the future.” Barry said as (Y/N) nodded. Snart walked over to (Y/N) before grabbing (Y/N)’s arm

“We are leaving.” Snart said as was he pulled (Y/N) with him. “No.” (Y/N) said before stopping Snart. “Who is she.” (Y/N) asked pointing to Crystal. “I am your granddaughter.” Crystal said as Snart laughed. “It’s true, we came to the future to save you.” Bart said to Snart.

“Save me.” Snart questioned. “Tonight, (Y/N) was going to ask you to go get ice cream but on the way there, you get killed.” Crystal said as (Y/N) looked at Snart. “We need you to survive or my dad grows up without a father.” Crystal said as (Y/N) covered her stomach.

“You’re pregnant.” Barry said. Barry and (Y/N) were friends before meeting Snart and (Y/N) fell for him after he saved (Y/N). “What.” Snart said looking at (Y/N).

(Y/N) smiled before looking down. “I have known for five weeks but I know you don’t want kids.” (Y/N) said. “Wow.” Snart said. “Why did you come here then.” Snart said questioning Bart. “Crystal’s father becomes super vengeful trying to find the person, who killed you but in the end, he went mad and now the world is in the future is screwed up.” Bart said.

(Y/N) looked at Crystal to see her looking straight at her. (Y/N) realized that Crystal did look like Snart and (Y/N) put together. (Y/N) walked over to Crystal. “I am so sorry.” (Y/N) said before hugging her. “It’s okay Grandma.” Crystal said.

(Y/N) looked at Snart, who seems more pissed than anything. (Y/N) saw a ring on Crystal’s finger. “Who is the lucky guy.” (Y/N) asked. “Bart.” Crystal said. Finding out the Snart’s granddaughter was going to marry his enemy's grandson drawn the last line.

“You are marrying him.” Snart said shocked before he started yelling about how they are enemies and that the two of them shouldn't be together. “LEONARD.” (Y/N) yelled. (Y/N) never called Snart by his first name, unless (Y/N) was angry. “So help me, you make one more commit about them I am leaving. You have no right. Barry and Joe were the same way when we started dating.” (Y/N) said.

“Yes, ma’am.” Snart said. “I’m sorry about him.” (Y/N) said smiling to Crystal. “You said that might have had happened if grandpa didn’t die.” Crystal said. “Congrats on being pregnant with my father, though.” Crystal said causing (Y/N) to laugh.

(Y/N) looked at Snart, who seems to be out of it. “Can you guys give us a minute.” (Y/N) asked Barry, Bart, and Crystal. The three of them left as (Y/N) walked over to Snart. “I should have told you sooner but I was scared you would leave. I know you don’t want kids.” (Y/N) said.

“You should have because the past few months I had been thinking and I wanted to start a family with you.” Snart said before getting on one knee. “Will you marry me.” Snart asked (Y/N). “Yes.” (Y/N) said before Snart kissed her. (Y/N) heard clapping as she looked over to see Crystal and Bart.

“Congrats, we better get going before we get stuck.” Bart said picking Crystal up. “See you in 50 years.” Crystal said before in a blur, the both of them were gone.

50 years later

“Leonard, don’t be like that.” (Y/N) said as Snart helped (Y/N) to her seat in the church. “My enemy’s grandson.” Snart said. “Remember what happened 50 years ago.” (Y/N) said as Snart gave (Y/N) a nodded. “How can I. I asked my beloved to marry me.” Snart said before the music started. The two of them stood up to see Crystal being walked down the aisle with her father. Once Crystal got to her grandmother, she hugged (Y/N) and Snart.

“Thank you for everything.” Crystal said remembering what she did in the past. “You're welcome.” (Y/N) said smiling before Snart rubbed (Y/N)’s back. “They grow up so fast.” (Y/N) whispered into Snart’s ear. “I know.” He said before kissing (Y/N) on the cheek.

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Prego/ Dean Winchester

Request from @lgbtfangirl

Sam finished washing the oil from his hands before throwing the paper towel into the trash. Sam looked into the trash can to see a weird box. Sam picked the box up with the paper towel to see it was a pregnancy test kit.

“What the hell.” He said before going over to Dean. “Dean, what the hell is this.” He said putting the box in front of Dean. “A pregnancy test.” Dean said looking at the box before looking back at the table. “(Y/N).” Dean said before standing up.

“Did she not tell you anything.” Sam asking Dean. “No.” Dean said before going over to his and (Y/N)’s room. “(Y/N).” Dean said opening the door to his room as he saw (Y/N) reading a book on the bed.

“Hey, babe.” (Y/N) said to Dean as (Y/N) set the book down before Dean sat down. “What are we going to do for dinner.” Dean asked trying to get the courage to ask (Y/N) about being pregnant. “Umm, I have no clue.” (Y/N) said.

“Spaghetti.” Dean asked (Y/N) before (Y/N) nodded. “That's good, let me get dressed to go the store.” (Y/N) said as getting up. “No.” Dean said. “I will go.” He added before getting up and leaving the room. “Okay.” (Y/N) said before picking up the book (Y/N) was reading.

Dean went the store and grabbed ingredients to make spaghetti. Once walking into the spaghetti sauce aisle, Dean grabbed the Prego sauce to make a joke to (Y/N) to see if (Y/N) was pregnant. Dean got a text from (Y/N) asking him to pick up (Y/N)’s favorite ice cream.

Dean grabbed the ice cream before paying and heading back to the bunker. Dean made dinner for the three of them before calling Sam and (Y/N) to the kitchen.

While eating dinner, Sam went over some new cases with Dean. Dean tried to lesson to him but all that was on his mind was him being a father or not. “Yeah, yeah.” Dean said trying to get Sam to shut up. “Okay.” Sam said as he looked over to (Y/N), who shrugged her shoulders.

After dinner, (Y/N) got up and rubbed Dean’s shoulders. “Are you alright.” (Y/N) asked Dean as he nodded. “No, tell me what’s on your mind.” (Y/N) added as Dean looked up at his love before getting up and grabbing the prego sauce jar.

“Are we prego.” He said trying to ask (Y/N). (Y/N) looked at Dean with a weird look before making a straight face. “You found the box?” She asked Dean as he nodded. “Sam did.” Dean added before (Y/N) left the kitchen.

“(Y/N).” Dean said stopping (Y/N). “Are we.” Dean asked. “Hold on, while I go hit, your brother.” (Y/N) said. “(Y/N), if we are, I am so so so happy and if not I still am happy.” Dean said stopping (Y/N). “What.” (Y/N) said confused.

“Look, I love my job, hell I would drop everything for you and our baby but we are in this life and if you don’t want a child, that’s fine. I am just happy that I am with you.” Dean said smiling at his love.

“Dean... I am not pregnant but I wish Sam had asked me first before showing you the box. I was two weeks late, so I took the test. I also went to the doctors to see.” (Y/N) said as Dean smiled. “I would love to be your baby mamma and have a happy little family but Dean, we can’t this life needs us.” (Y/N) said smiling back.

“I know.” Dean said hugging (Y/N). “I’m sorry I didn’t tell you sooner, I just didn’t know how to tell you.” (Y/N) said as Dean nodded. “It’s alright.” He said before kissing (Y/N)’s forehead. “I love you.” He said to (Y/N). “I love you too.” (Y/N) said before kissing Dean.

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Photo Book/Sam Winchester

Requested by @lgbtfangirl , got gif from the internet, so all credit goes to the person, who made it

(Y/N) had been with Sam and Dean for the past three years after (Y/N)’s family died after a vampire attack. Sam and Dean saved (Y/N) before taking (Y/N) in like family.

“(Y/N), let’s go.” Dean yelled at (Y/N) before (Y/N) closed the photo book that had all the photos of Dean, Sam and (Y/N) from the past three years. Dean and Sam didn’t know about the photo book and (Y/N) planned to keep it a secret.

“Coming.” (Y/N) said before hiding the photo book under (Y/N)’s pillow before leaving the room, (Y/N) was staying in. (Y/N) meet Dean at the door before grabbing dinner. Sam had already eaten, so he was not hungry.

Once Dean and (Y/N) left, Sam did some laundry before doing some dishes. Sam checked all the room before going into (Y/N)’s room to get dishes. Sam walked over to (Y/N)’s nightstand to grab the coffee cup that was on it.

“Crap.” Sam said as he spilled some on (Y/N)’s pillow. Sam set the coffee cup back on the nightstand and grabbed the pillow to wash it. Once Sam picked the pillow up, he saw a book. Sam grabbed the book to see it was a photo book with a homemade title, saying ‘New Family’

Sam opened the photo book to see photo’s of Sam, Dean and (Y/N) the day after the brother’s saved (Y/N). Sam looked at other photo’s of the three of them, some with Bobby, and Cas but mostly it was photo’s of Sam and (Y/N).

Sam found a letter on the last page of pictures that was addressed to him. Sam opened the letter before reading it.

‘Dear Sam,

Okay, I know you probably will never read this but I needed to get this out. I have a secret that I have been keeping from you but it seems like everyone else seems to know this secret. The day, you saved me from those vampires and took me in. You are so nice and loving. I could have never asked for a better friend but for the past 6 months, my feels for you have changed. I like you a lot, more than friends. I understand that you might not like me back but please don’t let this ruin our friendship. (Y/N)’

Sam finished reading the letter before hearing Dean and (Y/N) talking. Sam closed the photo book and placed it back where it went. Sam placed a different pillow on the photo book before taking the pillow that had coffee on it and the coffee cup.

“Hey, Sam.” (Y/N) said walking into the room. “Hey, sorry I was grabbing the coffee cup to wash it and I got some on your pillow I am going to go wash it.” Sam said before (Y/N) nodded.

Sam left (Y/N)’s room before putting the pillow in the wash and the cup in the sink. Sam grabbed the letter that (Y/N) wrote him out of his back pocket before reading it again.

“Wow.” He said feeling sad that (Y/N) has told him. Sam sighed before placing the letter back into his pocket before washing the dishes.

Sam had been in love with (Y/N) for over a year but was too scared to tell (Y/N). He didn’t want to ruin their friendship. Once the pillow was dry, Sam took it back to (Y/N)’s room.

Sam knocked on the door before he opened it to see (Y/N), sitting on the bed reading a book. “Hey, here is your pillow.” Sam said placing the pillow on the bed. “Thank you for washing it.” (Y/N) said smiling.

“No problem.” Sam said before walking to the door. Sam made it about halfway through the door before walking back into (Y/N)’s room before closing the door. “What are you doing.” (Y/N) asked Sam as he turned around.

“Something, I should have done before.” Sam said before walking over to (Y/N) and pulling (Y/N) up. “Sam..” (Y/N) said before Sam interrupted (Y/N) with a kiss. The kiss was rough but also lovely. (Y/N) kissed back with the same amount of passion, Sam put into. After what seemed like a few minutes, Sam and (Y/N) pulled away to breathe.

Sam smiled at (Y/N). “I read the letter.” Sam said pulling the letter out of his pocket. (Y/N) looked at the letter as the smile on (Y/N)’s face dropped causing Sam to be worried. (Y/N) grabbed the letter before pushing Sam away.

“Get out. Get out.” (Y/N) said pushing Sam. “No, I read it and I am glad I did.” Sam said holding (Y/N)’s arms. “I am so glad I read it because I love you.” Sam said causing (Y/N) to look him in the eyes.

“I love you (Y/N), I am so sorry that I didn't tell you sooner.” Sam said to (Y/N). Sam pulled (Y/N) closer before placing his head on (Y/N)’s shoulder. “I love you (Y/N).” Sam said holding (Y/N).

“Sam, how did you find the letter.” (Y/N) asked Sam. “I spilled the coffee on your pillow, picked it up and found the photo book before looking through it. I found the letter, and read it.” Sam said as he wrapped his arms around (Y/N)’s waist.

“I love you too.” (Y/N) said as Sam looked at (Y/N) with a smile. Sam pulled (Y/N) into a kiss before (Y/N) hit him in the arm. “Next time, I will kick your ass.” (Y/N) said to Sam as he nodded. “By the way, you are a great photographer” Sam said before kissing (Y/N) again.

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Prompt List 2

Not my prompt list, took from a friend, who found it on Tumblr so all credit goes out to the person who made it.

Send me in any number(s) from prompt list 1 or 2 and person/character in my request box and I will be happy to write it!

1. “Well, not every day your uncle’s boyfriend comes back from the dead so excuse me for acting surprised”

2. “Are you seriously throwing forks at me?”

3. “I’m here, I’m queer and I’m ready to kinkshame your ass ‘til you can’t walk”

4. “Do you ever chill?”

“Not really, no”

5. “And now we all know why (s)he doesn’t get drunk”

6. “I never loved you, just the idea of you”

7. “I can die and my reaction would be meh”

8. “Do you like my iPhone 7?” *shows a very old Nokia phone*

“Why?”

“My iPhone 8 is broken”

9. “You shouldn’t trust me planning weddings”

10. “Guess who broke their nose? I broke my nose!”

11. “I’m kind of broke so sorry if I couldn’t afford your fancy medication”

12. “I’m starting a revolution, any of you wanna come?”

13. “Never let them die, they’re the soap opera of my life”

14. “I will come back from the dead most so you can pay me those $20, got it Clarice?”

15. “Have you lost your mind?”

“Yes, kinda”

16. “I knew it! You wouldn’t ever like the way I am! You are just like the others, trying so hard to make the perfect daughter you never had!”

17. “Are you sure you wanna be friends with a backstabbing bitch like me?”

18. “I’m never touching that tie again”

“You just set it on fire, of course, you won’t”

19. “Today’s lesson is that your morals are so low that I’m not even trying to stop you anymore”

20. “Educate yourselves, you sexist sons of bitches!”

21. “My logic is plain weird, don’t ask”

22. “Does every evil genius have a secret fridge full of Nutella?”

23. “What’s happening?” “All I know is that my phone is dead and those weirdos we’re saying something about a queen but that’s not important”

24. “There’s no way in hell you’re going to do that”

“Why not?”

25. “Could you stop, Idk, murdering people for fun?”

“Did you just used idk in a verbal conversation?”

26. “I’m pretty sure you don't get Tumblr popular if you just lay chill”

27. “So actual methods didn't work… time to be problematic!”

28. “There’s an angel blade stuck in my ass and that’s what you’re thinking about?”

29. “I wouldn’t say that”     

“I would”

30. “If you keep staring at them I swear to god I will slap you.”

31. “Why are you here, it’s like three in the morning.” “I missed you.”

32. “I’m starting to think you like getting hurt.”

33. “What did you lose this time?” “My pride.”

34. “Stop acting out Grease Lightning on the top of my car, I have somewhere to be!”

35. “Thanks for this.” “D-did you just thank me? I’m must be hearing things, oh my god is the world ending, no it has–” “Shut up.”

36. “What’re you doing?!” “I’m running late, so move I need to shower too.”

37. “Come lay on top of me, I’m cold.”

38. “I’m bleeding.” “I CAN SEE THAT!”

39. “You’re cute when you smile.” “Was that a compliment?”

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Prompt List 1

Not my prompt list, took from a friend, who found it on Tumblr so all credit goes out to the person who made it.

Send me in any number(s) from prompt list 1 or 2 and person/character in my request box and I will be happy to write it!

1. “That’s starting to get annoying”

2. “Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”

3. ‘You can’t just sit there all day.”

4. “I’m too sober for this.”

5. “I’m not here to make friends.”

6. “I need a place to stay.”

7. “Well, that’s tragic.”

8. “You’re seriously like a man-child.”

9. “You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”

10. “The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.”

11. Dear Diary, …”

12. She’s hiding behind the sofa.”

13. “I lost our baby.”

14. “They’re so cute when they’re asleep.”

15. “I’d kill for a coffee…literally.”

16. “You’re getting crumbs all over my bed.”

17. “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”

“18. What’s the matter, sweetie?”

19. “You’re Satan.”

20. “I don’t want to hear your excuse. You can’t just give me wet-willies.”

21. “I’m bulletproof…but please, don’t shoot me.”

22. “Did you just hiss at me?”

23. “Do you really need all that candy?”

24. “It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”

25. “I swear, I’m not crazy!!!”

26. “The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.”

27. “No. Regrets.”

28. “How drunk was I?”

29. “How is my wife more badass than me?”

30. “Be you. No one else can.”

31. “I haven’t slept in ages.”

32. “I locked the keys in the car.”

33. “Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?”

34. “You work for me. You are my slave.”

35. “Take your medicine.”

36. “They’re monsters.”

37. “Welcome to fatherhood.”

38. “Why can’t you appreciate my sense of humor?”

39. “It’s your turn to make dinner.”

40. “The kids, they ambushed me.”

41. “Sorry isn’t going to help when I kick your ass!!!”

42. “Stop being so cute.”

43. “I feel like I can’t breathe.”

44. “You need to see a doctor.”

45. “You’re getting a vasectomy. That’s final.”

46. “I was a joke, baby. I swear.”

47. “Dogs don’t wear clothes!”

48. “I didn’t think you could get any less romantic…”

49. “Safety first. What are you? FIVE?”

50. “This is girl talk, so leave.”

51. “Where am I going? Crazy. Wanna come?”

52. “There’s a herd of them!”

53. “Do you think I’m scared of a woman?”

54. “They’re not your kids, back the f*ck off.”

55. “You’re a nerd.”

56. “I’m late.”

57. “Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!”

58. “You smell like a wet dog.”

59. “I could punch you right now.”

60. “Are you going to talk to me?”

61. “Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”

62. “If you can’t sleep…we could have sex?”

63. “Flea markets don’t carry fleas, you know?”

64. “Here, take my blanket.”

65. “I don’t want you to stop.”

66. “How could I ever forget about you?”

67. “You’re bleeding all over my carpet.”

68. “Run for it!”

69. “We need to talk.”

70. “Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that. It’s annoying.”

71. “I want a pet.”

72. “Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now.”

73. “I’m not wearing a dress.”

74. “I’m not wearing a tie.”

75. “Quit beating me up!”

76. “Please put your penis away.”

77. “It’s a Texas thing.”

78. “Don’t argue. Just do it.”

79. “I hope I’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.”

80. “Does he know about the baby?”

81. “Hold still.”

82. “I just ironed these pants!”

83. “Enough with the sass!”

84. “Show me what’s behind your back.”

85. “I’m not going to be sympathetic until you go to a doctor.”

86. “Fine, don’t say anything and make me worry.”

87. “Stay awake.”

88. “STOP INTERRUPTING ME!”

89. “You’re not interested, are you?”

90. “I’m not buying IKEA furniture again.”

91. “Tell me you need me.”

92. “Oh honey, I’d never been jealous of you.”

93. “I’m telling you. I’m haunted.”

94. “I had a bad dream again.”

95. “Have I mentioned, I fucking hate Halloween.”

96. “It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.”

97. “You’re not going to starve yourself on Thanksgiving.”

98. “The store ran out of Easter eggs.”

99. “How could you forget your son’s birthday?”

100. “You can only suffer through my whining for so long until you get up and make me a sandwich.”