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Original Universe:

Parents:

Child:

Alternate Universe:

Parents:

Child:

Context: The woman in red, Angelina Dalles, was in love with Ciels father but he married her sister instead and she always wanted kids. I've seen many joke about Ciel and Riddle being twins and thus, this HC was born.

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This ain't serious. Just a funny thought.

Father:

Mother:

Daughter:

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Cute

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Cute!

Child!reader and Kafka

Type of dad that carries his kid constantly. my feet are cold and I don’t like this anymore 🙁 I been reading manhwas with child mc maybe that’s why I wanted to draw this

I have a Jing yuan one too I might post it

You can see this as y/n or if u had a child with him idc

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Yes

Got bored so here are some incorrect quotes with PT!Minato.

Morgana: "How do you not get into any arguments at all?"

Minato: "Because I know when to cut off a conversation."

Morgana: "But that's completely irrational and wrong."

Minato: "Your right." (Walks away)

Morgana: "Hey wait a minute!"

Minato: "What in the world do you have there?"

Ann, who just bought clothing for herself and Minato, and made a quick stop at a sweets shop: "Some Crepes."

(Shido's arc)

Akira: "You know, it really isn't that exciting being stuck here at LeBlanc."

Minato: "Your the one in our group that is 'dead'. That's not my problem."

Makoto, studying English: "Hey Minato, I need your answer on this."

Minato: "What?"

Makoto: "What's another term for happy?"

Minato: "Ask someone else."

Makoto: "That isn't-"

Minato: "You said an answer, not 'correct' answer."

(Both Minato and Sumire walk into LeBlanc)

Minato: "Guess who is banned at the ramon all you can eat buffet."

Sumire: "It wasn't me I swear."

(The rest of the Thieves just stare at Minato)

Minato: "Look they ran out of ramon..."

Futaba: "I'm bored."

Minato: "Same."

Futaba: "Want to prank Akechi?"

Minato, with a smug smile: "Thought you would never ask that."

Ryuji: "Ummm, dude, I don't think that is a great idea.."

Minato: "Who is going to stop me, your not doing it."

Ryuji: "I mean your right, but still..."

Yusuke: "Well I manage to pay off the electric bill for another week."

Minato: "Are you sure your ok Yusuke?"

(The lights in his room flicker)

Yusuke: "Yes I'm fine."

Haru: "Ummm, Minato, what's next on the plan."

Minato: "I don't know, a responsible adult can take care of the rest."

(Both stare at each other)

Minato: "Wait, I'm AM the adult here!"

Bonus:

Yu: "On a scale of one through ten, how are you holding up taking care of the Thieves?"

Minato: "In which direction?"

Yu: "Not great to just fine."

Minato: "Five right now, will change by tommorow."

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Christmas Decorations

MC and Barbatos are having a phonecall and he becomes Melania for a while.

MC: Dang. You have to decorate the whole castle by yourself? I know you do this every year for Millenia but that's a lot. Do you need help?

Barbatos: *sigh* I appreciate the offer, but you would only mess it up. No offence. This is really taking a toll on me.

MC: How bad is it?

Barbatos: I'm working my ass off on the christmas stuff, and you know, who gives a fuck about christmas stuff and decorations, but I need to do it, right?

MC, shocked Barbatos swore and found it hot: Absolutely. It's your job.

Barbatos, agitated: Indeed. Then I do it and tell Lord Diavolo that I'm decorating for christmas, but he then says "Oh, but what about the brothers student council work at RAD, Lukes baking lesson or the you-know-what in the kitchen?" Give me a FUCKING break!

MC: I'm coming over.

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Cyno: So you don't like Mushrooms but want to do better in a fight? Well, there is Mush-Room too improve on.

Tighnari: 😒🙄

Kaveh: I drink to forget but I always remember his jokes.

Alhaitham: 😐

Lumine, walking by: You don't get laid much, do you?

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Minato: K. I'm going out. Peace.

Akihiko: Man. Where does he always go?

Mitsuru: I'm not sure.

Junpei: He better not have some secret date.

Yukari: Shut up, Stupei!

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Minato, on the phone: Hey, you brought the stuff?

Ann: Yeah. I'm at the park with 20 burgers and crepes. Get over here.

Minato: Fantastic. Never change.

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Persona if it was realistic:

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Ryoji: I am death incarnate and am responsible for everything that has happened to Minato, even if I didn't mean it.

Aigis: I was sent to neutralize it and caused property damage to the bridge and drivers.

Minato:...So you two are the reason why my life is so miserable. Ten years of depression and fear of attaching myself to others is your fault. I hate you two and never want to see you two ever again.

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Akechi: Maybe if we met earlier, we could've been friends.

Ren: I don't consider you that anymore. Because of you, I had to be arrested again, tortured by those people in that interrogation room and had to go in hiding. You tried to kill me twice, killed Futabas mom and Harus dad. What you went through was indeed terrible, but that won't be enough for me to forgive you.

(Is it a bit OOC? Yeah)

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Pov: Your faves have bleeding eyes

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-Proper manners

-Polite

-heavy metal lovers

-Can seem sinister

-old

-tea enjoyers

-most powerful in their verse

-serves a himbo, other loves a himbo

-greatest pastry chef in all 3 worlds and a snookers (sweet) addict.

In conclusion: These two would've been the best of friends, occasionally having small metal concerts in a basement. Who knows, maybe Barbatos was one of the monsters/demons she dated before settling for globgore. Would've been a perfect match if he wasn't devoted to Diavolo (this is all a joke btw)

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Ren: You know, Minato...whenever i see you, I get reminded of life.

Minato: How?

Ren: Because life is short >:)

Minato: Why you little-

Ren: Catch me if you can, Mr.Door gets away with grappling hook

Minato: GET BACK HERE!

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Minato: My grief counsellor died. He was so good, that I didn't care.

Ren:...I don't think you needed a grief counselor for that.

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Ren: The most corrupt CEO's are those of the Pretzel company. They're always so twisted.

Minato:...I love you, but no.

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Yu: Man that party was so amazing last night!

Minato: Driving

Ren: Sits on passenger seat

Yu: Hey, isn't that Akechi and Ryoji crossing the street? How funn- Uh...why are you accelerating, Minato? Ren, do something! Watch out watch out!

Akechi and Ryoji: Run over

Yu: Dude! Did you not see them?!

Minato: They are our exes.

Ren: The bad ones.

Yu: Oh!...in that case, good for you.

Ren and Minato: Fist bump

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Minato: Sorry i'm late. I was busy doing stuff-

Ren: And i'm stuff.

Minato:...We'll talk about this when we get home.

Ren: We both know there will be no talking

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Ren: Ok, I have to confess this to you. I said something really mean to Shinjiro before he died.

Minato: Really now? I doubt its anything bad, but go on.

Ren: We basically had a argument about leblanc curry and i said 'You know what, Shinjiro? Some day, you'll tell yourself that you finally finished school, then you put the janitors key back in your pocket and go home'

Minato:...Wow. I need to write that down because that was good. Even better considering he never managed to graduate.

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Minato: Ok, so I met that teacher of yours. Ms.Kawakami was it?

Ren: Yeah what about it?

Minato: You were right. She does sound like Yukari.

Ren: WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU-