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SCREW YOU 6689

Screw you 6689, screw you. I hope whoever comes and has to use you as a violin after me gets hit in the face with your strings whenever one of them pops. I hope the rosin sticks to your strings and makes them sound cheap. I hope the students that have to use you after me draws John Pork on your fingerboard. I hope when I die my ghost haunts your stupid overpriced wooden frame and every time a new guy picks you up they get flashes of the day Sophia Nguyen did crap on her region performance. I hope when that happens they scream and drop you and your pieces are scattered across the hall. I hope that the instructor looks at your remains and goes, "eh, don't even worry about paying for the damage, it was an ugly violin anyways."
You know what violin 6689? Screw you too. You want to get out of tune in the middle of my region performance? Fine, go for it, not like my self worth is intertwined with my performance abilities. 33/75 is burned into my brain now. You know what? I'll put a needle over a candle and print that very number onto my fingers. Every time I have to look at them while trying to tune you I'll remember my failure and hit my head on the wall one more time.
SCREW YOU 6689! I hope that students will forget you out in the rain and the rain leaks into your f-holes, breaking your sound post. I hope that some idiot later on decorates you with stickers that leave an outline so that way all of your stupid violin buddies look at you in disgust.
6689 I AM GOING TO EXPLODE AND IF MY ORGANS DON'T LAND INTO YOUR F-HOLES I'LL COME BACK FROM THE DEAD AND PLACE THEN IN THERE MYSELF. AND SPIT ON IT.
I hope that every student that comes after me doesn't care to spoil you by learning Amy Beech's Romance for Violin and Piano or taking you to vacation to Florida or Las Vegas or New Orleans or Ho Chi Minh, I HOPE THAT STUDENT PLAYS NOTHING BUT RUSH E WITH YOUR STRINGS. Not even hot cross buns.
No twinkle twinkle little star. No Mary had a Little Lamb or Happy Birthday. Only Rush E. You do not deserve to have the joy of witnessing a beginner jump with joy after learning their first song. I hope that after my year with you ends, you are officially sent down to that sad little middle school in the middle of nowhere where you met me, and YOU NEVER GET PRACTICED WITH. You will simply sit in the cold and your strings will pop. Not even while being held in the warm palms of someone who will be there to replace them for you. You will be in your case. That dusty brown case with a tacky blue velvet inside where the only being who will hear the sad twangngng will be you.
You betrayed me 6689.
What's the opposite of an Ode? (I'll be writing one for you.) I would search up a word for that but I do not care and I frankly think that you do not deserve any more of my time today. We are over. Over. Never in my million years of learning have I met an instrument as vile and twisted as you. Never. What a sicko. Untuning yourself as if you have magical little thumbs that pop out of nowhere and twist your pegs. Pathetic. Maybe I would have still gotten 33/75 if you didn't untune but, like, who does that
Stupid 6689. Making me look like an idiot. You have ruined my week. Maybe even my year. We'll just have to see.
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Kiwifowl
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Ever been crushed by a comically undersized piano?
#comicallyundersizedpiano#pixel illustration#pixel art#art#character design#whatever#young artist#teen artist#original comic#comic art#short comic#nonsense#nonsensical#nonsensical post#random shit#random post#random
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ok i hope this works
help me please I'm desperate.
(I get there's a lot of words that have probably caught your eye on this post but just trust me its not what you think)
I politely clicked NOT INTERESTED on a literal jump scare of suggestive furry artwork in order to maybe try and lessen the chances of that stuff popping up again on my feed- you know, I just want to have a "pleasant" Tumblr experience. I think it only made it worse. Now I get suggestive furry artwork no matter how many times I try to scroll. You like seeing posts about birds and history? Ehh, here's some more oiled up animal people.
No matter how many times I block someone.
No matter how many times I click not interested.
There's thighs everywhere. Boobs, even. Barely. Covered. I'm not even against furries (that might change within the next few days if this keeps happening idk man this is scary) or anything but this stuff makes me want to go hide in a closet.
So I beg of you, please give me advice on how to get rid of this stuff. I have to play FNAF strict parent edition every time I open my laptop. You have no idea how embarrassing it will be if I open up my Tumblr to check if I have any notifications and I get a horny cat woman greeting me instead. Thanks if you can help
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Friend and I did another one of those base challenges, here was my part
I love the lasso tool
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help me please I'm desperate.
(I get there's a lot of words that have probably caught your eye on this post but just trust me its not what you think)
I politely clicked NOT INTERESTED on a literal jump scare of suggestive furry artwork in order to maybe try and lessen the chances of that stuff popping up again on my feed- you know, I just want to have a "pleasant" Tumblr experience. I think it only made it worse. Now I get suggestive furry artwork no matter how many times I try to scroll. You like seeing posts about birds and history? Ehh, here's some more oiled up animal people.
No matter how many times I block someone.
No matter how many times I click not interested.
There's thighs everywhere. Boobs, even. Barely. Covered. I'm not even against furries (that might change within the next few days if this keeps happening idk man this is scary) or anything but this stuff makes me want to go hide in a closet.
So I beg of you, please give me advice on how to get rid of this stuff. I have to play FNAF strict parent edition every time I open my laptop. You have no idea how embarrassing it will be if I open up my Tumblr to check if I have any notifications and I get a horny cat woman greeting me instead. Thanks if you can help
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A friend and I did that one challenge where you both draw a part of a base (I have like no idea what to call that) here was my part
(Drew Rouge the…human, can’t wait to see what their part looks like)
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Made this cover image for my Spotify playlist
I dunno why.
(Called the playlist DRAFT ONE (THE DRAFT BEFORE THE SECOND) If you want to check out the songs on there.)
#pixel art#pixel illustration#art#character design#my art#spotify#cover art#my playlist#playlist#music
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i'd let kirby eat me tbh
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I remembered my password!
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Live, laugh, slitherwing ♥︎ [aughhh, it’s so cuteee]

made my own pattern for a slitherwing they are so cute I love slitherwing I will work on releasing the pattern may be slow lol
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bughorse

brought my Scolipede to the library, he’s mildly disturbed that there are no centipedes in this book
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