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Wei Wuxian: Oh no! Jing Zixuan isn't here. Who will I bully now?

Wen Ning: You can bully me!

Wei Wuxian: *dramatic gasp* I would never!

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The backstory that I want to know the most from MDZS is Madam Lan. I have so many questions about how that story went.

Why did she kill the teacher? I doubt it was just a fun little murder she committed cause if it was then they never would have let her live let alone let her children be the heirs of the sect. Plus a woman killing a man in a position of power is usually for a good reason.

If she and Qingheng-jun were in seclusion in different houses, how did Wangji and Xichen come about? Like did they have conjugal visits with each other or something? Was it only because Qingheng-jun needed and heir? If so, why was Wangji also allowed to be born?

How did she die? Was it suicide because she was confined to a home and only allowed to see her children once a month? Did she get sick?

Why were her children only allowed to see her once a month? That is a really long time to go in between visits especially for kids who were probably taken away from her right after being born.

I just think there is a lot about her that needs to be explained.

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Wei Wuxian: Happy birthday!

Wen Ning: If only the day were actually happy.

Wei Wuxian: ...But you are our sunshine baby.

Wei Wuxian: If you are depressed what hope is there for the rest of us?

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Wei Wuxian: I just figured something out. I gotta go!

Nie Huaisang: Aren't you forgetting something?

Wei Wuxian: Uh... *kisses Huaisang's forehead and leaves*

Nie Huaisang: No! Pay your bill!

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Jiang Cheng: You could have died man!

Wei Wuxian: I wasn't hurt that badly.

Wei Wuxian: The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood is supposed to be!

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If WWX calls LWJ "daddy" then does that also make LWJ "the yiling grandfather"?

Lan "the yiling patriarch calls me Daddy" Zhan

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Wei Wuxian: Why do I feel like I haven't seen you in a while?

Jiang Cheng: Because every time I have been home this past week you have been asleep no matter what time it is.

Wei Wuxian: Wow! I didn't realize the depression had hit that hard yet.

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Nie Huaisang: Hi, welcome to our restaurant.

Jiang Cheng: I would like to ask about the menu please?

Nie Huaisang: Well, that's not your business but they seem pretty satisfied.

Jiang Cheng: ...

Nie Huaisnag: Oh you meant-

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Jiang Cheng: What do you think Wei Wuxian will do as a distraction?

Nie Huaisang: He’ll probably make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Nie Huaisang: Or he could do that.

Wei Wuxian, who has been standing behind them the whole time without them knowing: This was an even better distraction though right?

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Jiang Cheng: Are you in love with Lan Wangji?

Wei Wuxian: No. Why do you ask?

Jiang Cheng: Why else would there be "LZ+WY" in hearts everywhere?

Wei Wuxian: I just like the way those letters look together.

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Wei Wuxian: *gives the solution to their problem*

Lan Wangji: Why didn't you say anything sooner?

Wei Wuxian: Because you keep yelling me to shut up. And you handcuffed me to a bed post and a stripper pole.

Lan Wangji: I could kiss you right now!

Wei Wuxian: All right.

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Wei Wuxian: *clears his throat* Girls, am I right?

Jiang Cheng: Yeah.

Lan Wangji: No.

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Nie Huaisang: I have been crying for 25 years! How is that possible?

Wei Wuxian: You are a very emotional person.

Nie Huaisang: I am not!

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*In the Xuanwu Cave*

Wei Wuxian: I have improved your life.

Jiang Cheng: How the hell have you made my life better?

Wei Wuxian: Well, for starters, you are on vacation.

Jiang Cheng: Unwillingly!

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Wei Wuxian: You can trust me! Let's not forget who pulled you out of the river when you were six.

Jiang Cheng: Let's not forget who pushed me in.

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Wei Wuxian: OMG Lan Zhan you look great. Hearts 💕!

Lan Wangji: *in such shock that he can't move* Thanks...