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I was bored and tired, so i play a little with some screenshots and made a uke-like Usagi and a Seme-Like Misaki.

Cursed

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Haruhiko looks like the type of guy who would have a pet rock...

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I'm sorry, but I just don't get it: How Isaka and Haruhiko became friends???!?! Like, their personalities crash so much!

I understand why Asahina got stuck with Isaka due his family being in debt with isaka's, but... what's Haruhiko excuse??

How did they become friends! ??! Is Haruhiko secretly funny?? Does Isaka has a Type??! Asahina and Haru are like professionals pokerfaces... and what relationship do they have? I hope is good, i wouldn't like a "Tori & Yuu 2.0" Also, it's implied to be very close friends due to Isaka being one of the only 2 persons that have called Haruhiko "idiot/baka", I'm sad that their relationship wasn't shown more... but apparently Isaka cares for him...

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Thunderrod Started as a fun-ship, ironic-otp, joke-pairing, but became real when we start missing content of them...

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Ok!-OK-Ok!! One more crapy Thunderrod idea!

Thunderclash ask PERMISSION to Rodimus to- umm- jack off with his image because he is too correct and rightful to "mess" the image of his beloved prime without his consent. Rodimus turns red and says "What You Ask THAT?! I don't fucking care what you do in your mind!!!" But he's also like "whuuut? that idiot thinks i'm "jack off"materiall? he like's me?!" Or idk... i haven’t being close to this ship lattely Q.Q

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Crapy idea: Thunderclash writes Fanfics about he and Rodimus together in secret.

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Thunderclash: I LOST MY HUSBAND RODIMUS HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?

Bot: What does he look like?

Thunderclash, crying: BEAUTIFUL

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So i finally watched TFA

I just finished season 1, some first impressions, questions, and thoughts.

I don’t dig the big chins stuff.

I dig OP thick lips.

Why Decepticons are in the dark? can you turn on the lights?

Umm... why Starscream is pink? I like his voice tho.

Why Prowl is Drift?

What's a “Prime” in this universe?

Elita one goes from cheerleader to goth boss quick.

Sari is baby.

The size differences are KILLING ME!

Prowl is truly is Drift.

Megatron created Grimlock and Soundwave, he’s a dad.

Blitzwing is fun.

DAMN Meg’s is really fkng sexy here!

Overall I really like the show, the VA is nice, some background characters are really wild, cool style aside from some stuff (again, what’s with the chins?) the fights are cool, slow sometimes but it’s ok first season stuff.

Let’s see how season 2 goes.

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Rodimus is nice to Thunderclash for 1 second

Thunderclash:

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Chromedome is a Dorito and Rewind a takis

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More Thundershoes

2 styles you can use: Tacky and Tacky 

Thundershoes

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Thundershoes

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I... had this headcanon of Transformers about sparkling’s.. more specifically the carrying part, that the only mech’s with big chest plate can carry (because fanon says that they carry in their chest) so, as for example... between Rewind and Chromedome, chromedome will carry because rewind has a flat chest plate, that’s my logic speaking, also in a bigger chest plate the sparkling would be more healthy and likely to be a big size bot because would have more space to develop. ... So for me Thundeclash would carry Rodimus sparkling, that’s all folks.

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What if Mao Mao only likes big bois because of daddy issues???

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The meme of “I’m doing stupid stuff because X-character is 99% of my self-control” is Getaway...

Is Getaway with Skids...

If Skids hadn't lost his memory, half of the plot wouldn't happen...

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I can’t believe that there is not much material of Getaway X Star saber (S...StarAway? Getasaber?) I mean, a bot who just want to be noticed for Primus and do everything no matter how bad it is to get it and an extremely religious fanatic who think everyone is a sinner and with that justify his murders.

Well...to be fair the comic was ended right before we can see some interaction between those two... why i think we miss of something really interesting...

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So if Thunderclash actually wrote fanfiction about Rodimus, do you think it would be unexpectedly filthy or toothrottingly sweet? Or do you think he'll find a way to do both at the same time? I bet he wouldn't be able to resist making some damsel-in-distress scenarios.

Thunderclash totally writes self-insert fanfiction about him and Rodimus. This is canon law and we all know it!

Okay okay okay. To properly answer your question:

Personally, I think Thunderclash would be too shy to try write something risque as interfacing. Even if it’s for himself and he knows no one will ever see it, he’s too uncertain and uncomfortable with attempting to write a sex scene of an actual individual he knows/has regular contact with. There is no way he’ll be able to look Rodimus in the optic ever again.

So! He’ll focus more on romantic shippy stuff and he’ll be very happy in that little niche of his. He would be the type to focus on slife-of-life fics that are wretchedly adorable in its domestic fluffiness like Rodimus and him going out on a date, Rodimus and him holding hands while they stargaze, Rodimus and him sharing a sweetoil pastry and Rodimus giggling the cutest giggles when Thunderclash kisses a smear of frosting off his cheek 

He’ll totally be the type to wax lyrical descriptions of Rodimus’ beauty and grace and courage if he gets the chance during the story. The poor story would grand to a halt because he’s spending over 500 words talking about the way the sun glimmers on the stunning curves of Rodimus’ frame and everything.

It’ll be terribly purple prose and a runon sentence to end all runon sentences but!! That’s what he wants to write and, by gosh, he will write that and indulge himself in the fantasy of him and Roddy together.

Also adffsadfs at the idea of him writing scenarios where he saves Rodimus from danger. I bet he just rewrites situations where someone else - like Drift or Ultra Magnus - save Rodimus and he just replaces them with himself.

Also also - I’m actually working on a fanfic that tackles this sort of subject!! First Aid and Ambulon approach Paddox for advice/help, since Thunderclash approached First Aid for someone to betaread his self-insert fanfic with Rodimus and ‘Clash somehow found out about First Aid’s own fanfiction. ‘And then their glossae battled for dominance-’