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FNAF and Bakugou

spoilers!

Bakugou: *Dies and goes to the fnaf world*

Freddy: AND TONIGHT WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST!!! AN... ANGRY POMERANIAN!!!

Bakugou, in an animatronic pomeranian body: Da fauwk-

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lmao yassssssss

go Bakugou go!

Bakugou: you have a bad taste when it comes to men

Denki: oh yeah? well you!-

Bakugou: what. are you going to tell me that my taste in men is shit? that kirishima isn't better than anyone else in this whole damn world? that he isn't perfect?

Denki:

Bakugou: that's what i thought.

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My cousins

I have like, 23 cousins. It WOULD be nice if I was not the OLDEST OUT OF 23 KIDS BELOW THE AGE OF TEN. They are such a hassle ISTG. It's quite fun overall but still kinda tiring.

REBLOG IF YOU ARE THE OLDEST SIBING OR COUSIN

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Mina Ashido with the Bakusquad

Girl is a queen, BUT. She and the rest of the Bakusquad pretends not to know how to cook or clean but SHE DEFINITELY knows how to clean at least. And then when its her turn to clean, she just claims she can't. Then Bakugou just rolls his eyes and does it for her.

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Brainstorm

Ok, imagine if Bakugou became a villian. His quote would be like " I ENDED ALL MIGHTS WHOLE CAREER AND HIS SUCCESSOR IS NEXT BIT*cHES!!!" and then the rest of the LOV is just dying in the background.

Because he literally did end all might tho-

edit: This was written for fun, I didn't mean to be rude or insult him. : )

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THANK YOU. HE WOULD NEVER CHEAT. Honestly no one in class 1a would.

I am genuinely offended to see so many stories focused on bakugou cheating on his partner. Like does the community genuinely think he could do that? This boy was raised by Masaru "your mother is a queen" Bakugou. You're gonna bet he'll dote on his partner a full 100%, because anything less than that isn't a full victory.

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bakukiri

Kirishima: Hey Bakubro, I ran out of hair gel do you have any?

Bakugou, who was doing a tiktok dance: …(⊙_⊙;)…

Kirishima : (⊙_⊙)？

Bakugou : ...

Kirishima : Cute dance but I still need that hair gel

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Bakusquad with the Dekusquad

( Sorry but I like the bakusquad more sooooooooooooo)

Bakugou : FXXKING GOD, WHY THEM.

Kirishima : Why not? Be nice Okay?

Deku : WAIT. kacchan... kacchan... kacchan...Meeting his "friends"...blah blah blah blah

Todoroki : Midoriya, honey, calm down, It's just the crackhead squad(FACTS)

Bakugou : HAH??

Denki : CHILLE, ANYWAYS SO-

-after an hour of fighting-

Aizawa : Why does it always end like this....

Tsu, Mina, Urakaka, Jirou and Shinso : *Very calmly eating popcorn while cheering their own group on*

The dorms : *half of it burning to the ground while the rest is dust and ashes*

Kirishima: * GOING PLUS ULTRA ON DEKU'S ASS FOR INSULTING BAKUGOU ON ENDING ALL MIGHT (Because Bakugou cried about it in his dorm and Kirishima THANKFULLY was passing by and comforted him)

Bakugou : 0////0

Bakugou : *gay panic for the 749539373601th time

Tsu, Mina, Urakaka, Jirou and Shinso : Interesting... ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡• )

ฅʕ•̫͡•ʔฅ Aizawa's cat: MEOW MEOW BISH

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Bakukiri

Bakugou: I would do anything for you

Kirishima: Really?

Bakugou: Really

Kirishima: Great! Can you call Midobro and Todobro to come over for dinner?

Bakugou: Now that's just crossing the line

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more Bakusquad

Bakugou: DON'T YOU FXXKING DARE DO ANYTHING STUPID WHILE I'M GONE

Denki: We got it boom boom man

Literally 5 seconds later

Mina, singing dancing queen while Denki burns the kitchen down: DANCING QUEENNNN YOUNG AND SWEEEETTTTTT-

Kirishima: YALL THE KITCHEN IS BURNING DOWN WE NEED TO CALL MR AIZAWA- OMFG I WISH BAKUGOU WAS HERE-

Sero: SHIT, MINA SING PLAY WITH FIRE INSTEAD

Jirou: I'VE ALWAYS LIKED TO PLAY WITH- AHH SHIT THE FIRE IS SPREADING

Shinso: SAVE THE CATS FIRST!!!!! BASTARD AND BITCHASS WHERE ARE YOU????

Bakugou, appearing with a fire extinguisher and putting out the fire: I knew this would happen......

Deku and Todoroki who were watching everything from the security cameras:

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Bakusquad in a nutshell

Kiri: OH SHIT I WILL LITERALLY FAIL THE COMPOSITION I DID'NT EVEN THINK OF A GOOD ENDING-

Sero: At least you finished it-

Mina: wait wait wait i thought that that was drawing paper???

Denki: guys, what be a cOmpOsiSTiON?

Bakugou, Jirou and Shinso: ......

edit: BONUS: Aizawa, marking the papers: why did Mina draw the Lesbian and Gay flag??? The topic is on history of heroes...

Mic, who is Aizawa's husband(DUH) : Maybe she got her inspiration from you?

Aizawa : Shut up i'm not Gay.

Eri (SWEET ANGEL, CUTEST THING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE): *cri gasp * YOU'RE NoTtTttTttTTTttt???? I TOLD SISTER MINA A LIE???!!! WAJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

Aizawa: Oh shit, how do I always get myself into these stupid situations-

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Kiribaku

Kiri: Hey Bakubro!

Baku: F*ck off shitty hair

Bakugou, internally: *gay panic