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it just came to my attention that ive never actually seen the last episode of Phineas and Ferb (before season 5 released, at least) and i just did and im very upset someone kill me rn please agghg

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In summer belongs to you, they show Isabella and Phineas dancing, then Candace and Jeremy dancing, and then Buford and Baljeet dancing

Which means absolutely nothing, I’m sure

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i want spencer agnew on um actually so bad

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the quarry au where the counselor grew up going to camp and were best friends by the time they started as volunteers

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smosh.

thank you for listening

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update: 4 movies

Y'all ever seen burn so slow it takes 3 movies, 2 tv shows, and 2 short films before they finally get married

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lets play the game "how many times can i watch this movie before it leaves theaters in two days"

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The Show is Over but I Have More Quotes so Heres More Descendants Characters as Things I've Heard

Mal: I CANNOT say metaphorically enough

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Chad: YEAHHHHHHHHH- i think im autistic

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Doug: I can muppet

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Evie: We're legal children

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Ben: Why can't I be a latina woman?

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Audrey: I'm so upset that I didn't New York

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Carlos: Why were you sticking your fingers in my mouth?

Jay: I wanted to make sure you were alive

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looks like october is…. octover

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quick what is everyone doing right now

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I'm playing Jane in Descendants the Musical, so here are some Descendants characters as things I've heard recently

Ben: Why can't I be a Latina woman?

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Jane: There's Gary, which is BASICALLY a J name

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Doug: I can muppet

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Evie: I'm so upset that I didn't New York

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Carlos: HEY GUYS!

Everyone: HEY WHAT?

Carlos: I LOVE YOU GUYS

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Mal: I CANNOT say metaphorically enough

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Jay: I am not a woman, but it still made me look submissive

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I wanna rip out my spine along with my head, rigorously shake it like a ball and chain, and place it back inside my body. I think that will fix me

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gender? I hardly know her!

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LUCIUS IN THE TRAILER THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL

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THE JUSTICE MY BOY DESERVES

CASEY JONES IS COMING TO MUTANT MAYHEM

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I sing in front of someone once and then I stare blankly at the ceiling for a week questioning if I’ve ever heard music before and being convinced that was the worst singing I’ve ever done. You know how it goes.

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the “trans people are all useless jobless sensitive losers who contribute nothing to society. get a hobby smh” stereotype is funny to me because, in my experience, trans people love nothing more than their little hobbies. that should be the stereotype. these fucking trans people won’t stop crocheting scarves and programming video games and learning how to make swords and weaving baskets out of plastic bags. half the time when i text a trans person they’re like “sorry for the late reply i was building a mechanical keyboard from scratch”