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jungkook’s dimple

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BTS during quarantine

Hobi: Ahhh I wish I could go out! Look at the sunshine. The weather is so great today.

Namjoon: Ikr! I want to go cycling. I miss Namjooning.

Jin: I just want to run away. I gotta make food for all you pigs. And Namjoon stop touching and destroying things in the house.

Jimin: It's sad that we can't go out but I am happy I get to spend some time with you, hyungs. *angel on earth *

Jungkook and Tae: *cuddling somewhere*

Yoongi: You guys realize this is my daily life just that's it's better without all your asses not being here.

God I want this to get over soon so that I can be at peace. ALONE

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Hobi opens Weverse after 3 days

Hobi: *comments on every member's post telling how much he loves and misses them*

Total sunshine

Rest of BTS: Really? We are sitting in the same room!

Jimin: Calm down you all. Hobi hyung is just expressing his love for us!

Jungkook: *Nod Nod*

Time for a 3J hug

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Jungkook sleeping with NamJin

Jungkook: Hyung!

Namjoon: Not today Jungkook, it's 3 AM

Jungkook looking at Jin with big doe eyes

Jin: Ohh let him Joonie

Namjoon: *given up*

Jungkook: If we are calculating on a calculator aren't we the calculators?

Jin: I am sorry Namjoon.

Jungkook: *sleeping before he dies*

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Yoongi: I have no favourites. I treat everyone equally.

Taehyung: Hyung, there is an earthquake.

Yoongi: *pancis* WHAT? I NEED TO FIND HOBI RIGHT NOW. FUCK–

Taehyung: *deeply hurt* Hobi hyung is sitting right next to you.

Jimin: *in a mean tone* And plus there was no earthquake we told you that just to check if you were speaking the truth but– *emotional breakdown*

Jungkook: Where is Jin hyung? I love Jin hyung and I promise to never be mean to him.

Feeling betrayed in maknae line

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Namjoon: So what is your sexual orientation?

Jin: *with a smirk* I am sapiosexual.

"I love your sexy brain"

Namjoon: Will you marry me?

Jin: Will you marry me too?

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Yoongi: Wtf Hobi why haven't you been replying to my text since past two days!!

Hobi:

Rest of BTS: *giving the we told you look*

Yoongi: Did you know how important a message I had sent you? *taking Hobi's phone* Damn your notifications are also turned off.

Hobi: *scared*

Yoongi: *losing it* Give me your damn password!!

Hobi: *having an internal mental breakdown* No, I can't give you my password now.

Yoongi: Why the fuck not??

Hobi: *not trying to cry* You will hate me

Yoongi: *in a softer yet a bit threatening tone* No I won't. Please give me your damn password or open it on your own and check my message.

Rest of BTS: Tae,Kookie and Jin with their popcorn and Jimin and Namjoon losing their shit

Yoongi: Hobi it was a very very important message and I had to gather guts to write that.

Hobi: iloveyou

Yoongi: Sorry what?

Hobi: I Love You and that's my password too. *crying*

Yoongi: I love you too *almost not understandable* *runs crying to the bathroom*

Rest of BTS: checking Yoongi's message to Hobi.

I love you, Jung Hoseok!

Don't accept it if you don't

want to but I will kill you if

you tell other about me

confessing to you.

Laughing and uwuing at the same time

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Seokjin crying

Hobi: *concerned* Hyung,what happened why are you crying?

Maknae line: *gathering around him,concerned*

Seokjin: *in between sobs* I was reading a book....that Namjoon suggested and...*crying intensifies*

Jungkook: And a character died?

Jimin: Were the lovers separated? *almost about to cry*

Hobi: What happened hyung?

Seokjin: And I didn't understand anything that the book told *continues crying*

Everyone else: *face palms*

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Alpacas exist

Jin: Makes RJ

Namjoon: Owwh that looks just like my husband.

Jin: rethinking his marriage

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JinKook whispering something to each other

Hobi: How is the Namjoon fanclub going? Do I expect a new sexy edit?

JinKook *jumping to shut Hobi up*

Yoongi:

Namjoon:

JinKook: *looking at each other*

*tumbling and jumping up the couch, running unbelievably fast, pushing yoongi and hobi out of the way*

*falling on their knees*

*in unison* I LOVE YOU NAMJOON! WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?

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Jungkook working out

Tae: I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour *winks*

Jungkook: I certainly want to try that one

SOPE looking at each other awkwardly

Yoongi,after a while: I also know a fun activity that can burn calories.*smirk*

Hobi: *ready to pounce on yoongi*

Yoongi: Let's go sleep for 12 hours straight and we can burn more than 600 calories without doing anything. Why would people do something when they can burn calories while sleeping?

Hobi, crying out of anger: That's it I am breaking up with you.

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Jin and Namjoon standing in front of a mirror

Jin: Ahhh... how can we be so perfect!

Namjoon: I know right....we were made to be together

Jin: Truly

Namjoon: *kissing Jin on the neck from behind*

Jin: Ohhh my you scared me!! Since when have you been standing here?

Namjoon: Wait what?! Whom were you talking about just a while ago?

Jin: I was talking to my perfect and worldwide handsome face.

Namjoon: I hate you *sobs*

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On the dinner table

Jin: Where do animals go when their tails fall off?

Yoongi: Istg if you continue, this will be your last joke.

Rest of BTS:

Jin: They go to the retail store

*windshield laughter*

Hobi & Jimin: *laughing their ass off*

Yoongi on top of Jin and Namjoon trying to stop them from physically fighting.

Jungkook & Tae: Unbothered, cleaning sweep everybody's food.

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NamJin secretly dating

NJ: Nobody should know we are dating not until we tell them. They can't know Jin. Okay?

Jin: Ya I got it in the first go. You are telling this to me for the 100th time today.

NJ: Sorry baby

*Cuddling*

Maknae line in front of Namjoon's room

JK: Joon hyung have you seen Jin hyung anywhere?

NJ and Jin shocked

NJ: N-no Jin is not here

*face palms himself*

Maknae line getting more suspicious

JK: Namjoon hyung did you know we all are living in a bubble? What bubble is that?

NJ: NO JIN NO

Tae: Come on hyung dont be dumb it's so easy.

Jin: Its called UnbelieBUBBLE. And come here you little pieces of shit!!! How dare you call my Joonie dumb with that IQ of 148.

Maknae line running for their life

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Bang pd: So what is going on between you two?

Jungkook, with a straight face: Nothing

Tae, looking betrayed: Wai- Didn't you ask me out just yesterday?

Jungkook: It's just that I want to cuddle with you all day and tell you how beautiful you are inside out and want you to buy me banana milk but I don't want you to be just a stupid boyfriend.

Tae:

Bang pd:

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Tae flirting with JK

Tae: You look like a snack and I am hungry

JK: *smirks* Let's go to our room babe

Hobi looking at TaeKook flirt

Hobi: You look like a whole ass meal and I am hungry.

Yoongi: Why the fuck do I look like a meal when I am just wearing my pajamas? And how come you are hungry? We just had 4 bowls of ramen.