#btsincorrect

[clowntansonyeondan]

Hairdresser: How would you like your hair cut?

Jungkook: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.

[ashtaey]

Taehyung: how long is it until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Seokjin: I think-

Yoongi: 72 hours.

Seokjin: how do you know-

Yoongi: there’s a clown standing behind you.

[notbeyondbts]

Jungkook sleeping with NamJin

Jungkook: Hyung!

Namjoon: Not today Jungkook, it's 3 AM

Jungkook looking at Jin with big doe eyes

Jin: Ohh let him Joonie

Namjoon: *given up*

Jungkook: If we are calculating on a calculator aren't we the calculators?

Jin: I am sorry Namjoon.

Jungkook: *sleeping before he dies*

[juliettecxi]

Jin, to the Mona Lisa: You think you're finest piece of art in the world? You lost that title in 1992 bitch.

[jooniboii]

[madgaysun]

Bangtan incorrect

Baby jungoo : m..

Jimin : oh my god he’s saying his first word !!!

Baby jungoo : m-m..

Jimin : mommmy ? Mama? Matt Preston ? Master chef ? Mochi ?

Baby jungoo : MIDGET ! Jiminie is a midget !

[rest of Bangtan laughing in the background ]

[wilburytwist]

Tom: hah! you're in love with Bob!

George: no I'm not!

Tom: but you have G ❤️ B on your guitar

George: that... stands for George loves biscuits

[sky-is-the-limit]

Libra: I wish you'd just admit it when you've made a mistake.

Gemini, stirring their coffee serenely: I prefer it with salt.

[txtincorrectquotes]

Yeonjun: Listen up rats

Yeonjun: Not you Beommie, you’re a ray of sunshine and we’re all glad you’re here

[w24-everyday-things]

Jiwon: whats more painful then a heartbreak?

Jonggil: earbuds that only have one side that works

[hpobsessivefanfictioner]

Slytherin: Are you stress eating?

Gryffindor: What, no? I just like ice cream

Slytherin: You have eaten 6 tubs of ice cream, Gryff.

Gryffindor: yes, and?

[clowntansonyeondan]

Taehyung: Uh, I think I got your lunch.

Taehyung: *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Seokjin hyung’*

Jimin: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me.

Jimin: *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*

[notbeyondbts]

Yoongi: I have no favourites. I treat everyone equally.

Taehyung: Hyung, there is an earthquake.

Yoongi: *pancis* WHAT? I NEED TO FIND HOBI RIGHT NOW. FUCK–

Taehyung: *deeply hurt* Hobi hyung is sitting right next to you.

Jimin: *in a mean tone* And plus there was no earthquake we told you that just to check if you were speaking the truth but– *emotional breakdown*

Jungkook: Where is Jin hyung? I love Jin hyung and I promise to never be mean to him.

Feeling betrayed in maknae line

[springdayswift-blog]

Taylor:

Yoongi: back in my days we didn’t have all this internet and whatnot. I had to walk all the way to school, in the snow, without shoes, and I had to fight dragons on the way. You kids have it so easy, with your technology and everything, I had to sit on the grass because we didn’t have chairs and we used to write on the ground using bark, because we didn’t have this technology and privileges you have.

Taylor:

Taylor: I’m older than you

[my7baepsaes]

How is it that @btsincorrect comes up with such amazing posts that i can literally picture them happening HAHAHAHAH

Namjoon: What is the dumbest thing you believed as a child?

Jungkook: That nap time was a punishment…

[clowntansonyeondan]

Seokjin: How is spring not everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!

Yoongi: Allergies are also a problem, y'know.

Seokjin: But pink.

Namjoon: And it's hot.

Seokjin: PINK!