#incorrect sope

[vanilla-almond-cupcake]

yoongi: *with an iced americano*

hobi: *also with an iced americano*

namjoon: what you got in that cup?

hobi: energy potion (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠)

yoongi: death in a cup

[chaotickpop]

Jimin: Hyung isn’t answering his phone

Jhope: I’ll call

Jimin: Jungkook and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Yoongi: Hello?

[btsicedtea]

yoongi, to literally everyone else: *le glare*

yoongi, to hoseok: *smiles in cat* ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ

[asadfangirlbitxh]

Yoongi: Also from now we will be picking code names to go in and surprise Jungkook

Yoongi; I will be eagle 1

Points to Hoseok: Hobi will be there been there, done that

Points to Jimin: Currently doing that

Points to Taehyung: it happened once in a dream

Points to Namjoon: If I had to choose a straight person

And finally points to Him: Hyung you will be eagle 2

Jin: Thank God

[exslytherin]

hoseok: hyung, what's a metaphor? yoongi: my life is a trainwreck hoseok: I know that, but what's a metaphor?

exslytherin on tumblr

[toescapetherealityoflife]

Jimin: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.

Yoongi: I’m “a couple of things”.

Hobi: I’m “got distracted”.

[mixtapedoh]

SOPE BOY WITH LOVE OR TAEKOOK DNA

okay so, listen listen listen,,,,,,,,, i am a sope enthusiast FIRST and a person SECOND, but also,,,,,,,, on the other hand, DNA is suchhhhhhhhhhhhh a song and to choose boy with love over it would simple be incorrect in my mind,,,,,,,, but then consider that sope is so !!!!!!!!!!!!! funny and endearing and important in the boy with love choreo,,,,,,,,,,,, but also consider that tae?????? and jungkook?????? and DNA?????????

sope <3

[periwinkth]

Yoongi, texting: send dudes

Hoseok, visibly confused: do you mean nudes?

Yoongi: NO

Yoongi: I’m in a fight, I need people.

Hoseok: YOU’RE IN A WHAT?!

[seokkbutt]

Yoongi: don't flatter yourself, Hoseok.

Yoongi: I couldn't care less about you.

Hoseok: ...hyung, you're holding me in your arms.

Yoongi: this... is for the cameras.

Yoongi: yes, for the cameras.

Hoseok: we are literally cuddling on your bed, with no cameras around us, but go off, I guess.

[lexer-says-stuff]

They sit at the same table

[huachengslastbraincell]

Jungkook: Yeeted.

Taehyung: Yote.

Jimin: YEETED.

Hoseok: YOTE.

Namjoon: You're all wrong. It's yate. I yeet, I will yeet, I yate.

Jin: I just wanted to know who threw all the chopsticks out of the window.

Yoongi *in the back*: Why have you forsaken me with these idiots, God? WHY??

[vanilla-almond-cupcake]

bts: *messes up the choreo*

hoseok: *glares*

the rest of bts: *fearing for their lives*, *tell my parents I love them* *help* *if I beg for forgiveness will I be saved?* *we done messed up folks* *rip bts 2013-2024*

[imbicuriousyeah]

Hobi: i will now torture you

Yoongi: kinky

Hobi: i think you are sweet and beautiful

Yoongi: wait-

Hobi: you deserve to be cared for as much as you care for others

Yoongi: No.

Hobi: your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard

Yoongi: i need a safe word!

[btsicedtea]

Yoongi: arguing with hoseok

Hoseok: :(

Yoongi: ...

Yoongi: fine come here

Hoseok: :)

Yoongi ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ

[asadfangirlbitxh]

In 2025

Namjoon:

Jin:

Yoongi:

Jimin:

Taehyung:

Jungkook:

Hobi: Is it just me or did we all get sexier?

[exslytherin]

yoongi: describe yourself in one word

hoseok: yours

yoongi: [VOICE CRACKING] disgusting

yoongi: say it again