nyctomancer
nyctomancer
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nyctomancer · 7 hours ago
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happy 15th anniversary to bbc sherlock !!!!
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nyctomancer · 1 month ago
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man i can’t get any motivation to dig my fics out of the grave & finish them 💔
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nyctomancer · 1 month ago
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where was the trigger warning…
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nyctomancer · 1 month ago
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Holmes: Watson, would you love me if I was a worm?
Watson, flashing back to watching Holmes crawl around looking for evidence, the state of their flat, the way he squirms and wiggles in excitement: my dear fellow, you are a worm
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nyctomancer · 1 month ago
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sherlockians!!!! i’m making a presentation about the different sherlock holmes adaptations, gimme all of your fun tidbits and stuff you think is important pretty please 🫶
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nyctomancer · 1 month ago
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found some sherlock dvds at my school library but its the end of the year so i can’t borrow. heartbroken 💔
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nyctomancer · 2 months ago
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Something I noticed recently is that while Holmes regularly refers to Watson as “my dear Watson” or some variation of that, Watson almost exclusively saves “my dear Holmes” for disbelief when Holmes has done something batshit insane.
It’s the equivalent of your mother calling your full name.
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nyctomancer · 2 months ago
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sir put that thing down no one wants to see that!!! (lies)
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nyctomancer · 2 months ago
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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him
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nyctomancer · 2 months ago
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happy pride to lesbian bullies (step on me)
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nyctomancer · 2 months ago
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being a fan of bbc sherlock apparently makes me a fan of doctor who and good omens by association (according to the algorithm)
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nyctomancer · 2 months ago
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SHERLOCK & CO MERCH DROP!!!! (they know their audience)
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nyctomancer · 2 months ago
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guys can we PLEASE write more holmes/watson that match eachother’s freak. like watson is just as unhinged and Strange as holmes is
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nyctomancer · 2 months ago
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bbc sherlock episodes ranked based on their mycroft holmes scenes 🌂
14. unaired pilot. zero mycroft holmes. thank god they transitioned to the 90-minute format for the real thing. 0/10.
13. the blind banker. no mycroft holmes screen time. sad! (the text conversation with M at the very end, however...) 1/10.
12. the hound of baskerville. his baby brother breaks into an army base using his id card and his response is to roll his eyes, send a handful of questioning texts, and then give him 24 hours unrestricted access anyway. it's sweet! but the jim-mycroft bit at the end should have been fleshed out a bit more. who cares about about a glowing rabbit when jim moriarty is scratching sherlock's name into the walls of a cell that mycroft put him in. come on! 4/10.
11. the abominable bride. this one would be higher but the fatsuit thing is weird. but at least we get "did you understand it? the murderous jealousy." and all of his "i care so much but i'm really not very good at showing it" on the plane and don't even get me STARTED on the state of his tie! 5/10.
10. the empty hearse. he puts on his silly little outfit and learns serbian to go bring his little brother back home! and then pretends to be surprised that sherlock is interested in the current state of john watson and literally nothing else? okay. and then they play chess i mean operation and he can't handle a broken heart (how very telling!) and then they play deductions because secretly he is pleased to see you, underneath all that. 5/10. WAIT no sorry i almost forgot about the les mis phone call at the end. 6/10.
9. the sign of three. yes i know he's technically barely in this one but the phone call at the start of the reception is fun and the treadmill/sex/filing joke is silly and his role in sherlock's little mind palace scenes is exquisite! like yayyyyy there he is, guiding people to the right answer, one leading question at a time! 7/10.
8. his last vow. christmas dinner is the highlight of the episode tbh. i mean i'm kidding but only sort of. we get to see him having domestic little moments with his parents and then he's standing outside smoking with his brother asking him to refuse a suicide mission in eastern europe and "here be dragons"... it's literally sooooo..... and he gets thrown out of baker street by force teehee! and that's before we even address his appearance in sherlock's mind palace as he's attempting not to die. "what was directly behind you as you were being murdered?" and "don't go into shock, obviously." and that little bit more insight into sherlock's relationship with him. and he gets an actual on-screen interaction with greg lestrade, so that's fun! 9/10.
7. the great game. this is where the show really kicks off when you're watching from the beginning imo. soooo many fun little moments with him... turning up at baker street after that explosion to try and get sherlock to look at a case and so we get to see them interact as brothers but that's nothing compared to what we get to see between mycroft and john... "what's he like to live with? hellish, i imagine" and "sherlock's business is booming since you and he became... pals" and then john gets all dressed up to go and see mycroft about the case because sherlock puts his best man onto it and. it's all just very fun for me. 10/10.
6. the lying detective. could use more mycroft tbh but what we get is absolute top-tier stuff... the little scene where they're all tracking sherlock's phone and he comes in to see for himself and makes a comment about how he needed the excuse to stop talking to the prime minister, and then he calls john up in the middle of the night about it because everything's about sherlock and there's his little "the fact that i'm his brother changes absolutely nothing. it didn't the last time and i can assure you it doesn't with—" and i think it's super fun! and then the spooks scene in baker street where the skull is replaced with a black box and he detests conversation in the past tense and mrs hudson hisses at him to "get out of my house, you reptile"... once again, top-tier stuff! 10/10!
5. a scandal in belgravia. we get the really fun sibling rivalry stuff at buckingham palace and on top of that we get that brotherly warning of "all lives end, all hearts are broken. caring is not an advantage" and then jim sends him a text and we get a gorgeous little diva down moment and then there's still the flight-that-never-takes-off "a damsel in distress. in the end... are you really so obvious? because this was textbook. the promise of love. the pain of loss. the joy of redemption. then give him a puzzle and watch him dance" speech??? AND he makes john cancel his christmas plans (and get dumped) because he's worried about sherlock??? 11/10. i'm going to throw up.
4. the six thatchers. where do i even begin... the episode opens with the hlv flashback to "my brother is a murderer" and then two minutes later mycroft is in a secret office handing out secret files saying "a d-notice has been put on the entire incident. no-one [but us] will ever know the whole truth." and then there's the agra wikipedia quote my beloved and that entire scene is just. MWAH! opens with a mirrored shot and he's got his feet kicked up on his desk and he's twirling a pen in his hand and "i love an acronym. all the best secret societies have one" with that stupid smirk on his face. and then he just sort of stands there and watches while mary dies at the end! so it's fun. 10/10. i might have to write a book about it.
3. a study in pink. we bring the plot to a screeching halt halfway through the episode (thank you so much hbomb for that insightful analysis) to introduce sherlock's older brother who's only even in like two stories from the canon and who is here portrayed by none other than the programme's co-creator himself so that he can stand in front of you and tell you that john watson is a little liar and that sherlock holmes and dr watson are freak4freak. 10/10 no notes.
2. the reichenbach fall. truly the episode of all time. no it's still not enough to top tfp but come on. my man gives jim moriarty sherlock's life story and has to confess all of this to none other than john watson himself and then has the audacity to say "tell him i'm sorry. would you?" and after the fall itself they show him reading a tabloid paper in the diogenes club. because god forbid he put himself in a place where silence is not tradition, where he might be asked to use his words to discuss that which has just transpired. 10/10, no notes. (i mean. hm. actually i have rather a lot of notes on this. but we don't have time to get into that here.)
and coming at number 1: the final problem. he's got an old-school cinema room in his house and an umbrella-sword-gun and "who was it said, truth is rarely pure and never simple?" and "say thank you to dr watson. he talked me out of lady bracknell. this could have been very different." and "memories can resurface. wounds can reopen. the roads we walk have demons beneath, and yours have been waiting for a very long time" and "heaven may be a fantasy for the credulous and the afraid, but i can give you a map reference for hell." and "colloquially it is known as the patience grenade" (and he's authorised the purchase of quite a number of those but he'll still retch at the sight of blood) and i think i need to go and lie down now so everyone say thank you mark! 13/10. absolutely delicious. mwah!
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nyctomancer · 2 months ago
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“The man whom above all others I revere”
Watson. You can’t just SAY shit like this in the STRAND MAGAZINE FOR EVERYONE TO READ?????
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nyctomancer · 2 months ago
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it’s been three weeks since i’ve posted anything on ao3… i’m genuinely having withdrawals rn
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nyctomancer · 2 months ago
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my demons are telling me to write an essay on sherlock instead of doing exam prep
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