#choreman

[just-tell-him-you-love-him]

corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture

[oicuperp]

omñomñom

[puckspoetry]

It’s all “I can fix him” this and “I could help him” that. No babe, he would break you psychologically whilst doing the worm over your grave.

[imnotzuza]

they're officially my favourite duo of the show after hilson

[dick-chugger]

Get r/okbuddyvicodin'ed, idiot.

[realbeefman]

the absolutely genuine grin of pure unfiltered joy on foreman’s face at the prospect of watching chase get slapped. freak <3

[livepoultryfreshkilled]

foreman is too serious to have the jovial prank wars that hilson had with chase. he would have them but theyd all get insane and dangerous right off the bat. he reroutes chase's flight to an active warzone. he catfishes him as cameron telling him that she'll "never forgive him for what he did" then just stops doing it one day and never explains. bomb in his desk. not that house wouldnt do this just that foreman does it straightfaced and without warning. sexually too btw

[thankstothe]

[just-tell-him-you-love-him]

It's all about specificity

[oicuperp]

minute 20 no wilson (killing self)

[flev0rium]

okay and. choreman yes right i do think choreman is an amazing ship but also i think they get together way after the finale. like many many years after, in the time where barely anyone remembers who house and wilson were, in the time where chase is the world famous diagnostician, when foreman is the one stopping chase from doing insane procedures to patients (and yet not really stopping — because they both know itll work, its not like foreman genuienly doesnt belive in chases ability, but its almost as an inside joke. a lighthearted thing. inside joke only they understand, because nobody remembers who house and wilson were.) and where they joke about how chase turned into a slightly less misanthrophic house. theyre two middle aged men, friends of so many years, theyve seen each other at their worsts and they share so much.

maybe they hang out on the balcony between the balcony that used to connect houses and wilsons offices — maybe they share a drink or two after work, watching sun set down and they talk about the past. they crack a few jokes about the ducklings and their fathers and how theyve become fathers to a bunch of ducklings, too. the new team. the alcohol continues flowing and they continue cracking jokes — even foreman, because he actually lets himself be unserious and relaxed around chase, the only one who knows him like that — about the old times and about how the fathers deffinetly mustve been secretly married. how theyre just like them, how apples dont fall far from trees, their hands get closer. more alcohol, more jokes, more sitting on the balcony, less care and less worries. theyve known each other for so long and it finally clicked. a subtle kiss.

they grow into each other, they become a thing way later.

u see what i mean?

[cripplestein]

House MD characters as Front Bottoms songs

House - Bathtub

Wilson - Be Nice To Me

Chase - Father

Cameron - Lone Star

Foreman - Twin Size Mattress

[bowofbalance]

I absolutely believe that Foreman is gay. I have two reasons for that. First and most obvious, absolutely no one who is attracted to women at all would let themselves fumble Thirteen that hard. There is absolutely no way. Second, he grew up evangelical. That's actually canon (for once in my life). And he's not married, he doesn't have kids, none of that. Even though he's a doctor and objectively would be able to take care of a family.

Since he's gay, he has to deal with the absolute worst case of internalized homophobia you can possibly imagine. He definitely grew up hearing that gay people are all going to hell and that they deserve it and everything else like that. So young Foreman never even let himself see that he was gay because that was just too dangerous for him. Which means that adult Foreman is completely ignorant of who he is, except on the rare occasions when he loses control (have you seen how he looks at Chase if he's been drinking?). Those episodes do put him in a spiral of self hate though, so he keeps clinging to control more and more over the course of the show.

And at least Chase knows that, and he tries to tell Foreman that he's gay exactly the same way House would: by calling him repressed and hooking him up to a monitor that he rigged. We never see Foreman get over the repression/internalized homophobia even after he got everything he wanted, which is incredibly sad. But Chase still keeps trying to drag him out of his shell and I think it's because he sees what's really going on with Foreman (Catholic guilt sees evangelical shame, I need to write more about that).

Foreman is kind of like his own tragedy and we never get to see enough of him As Himself instead of him As House 2.0.

[realbeefman]

if chase was a werewolf and s1 foreman found out he would put chase down instantly no questions asked. however if s8 foreman found out he would just straight up let chase eat people in the hospital as long as he was polite about it and cleaned up after himself