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We've already gone through so much this year. From a house fire to watching my grandma lose her battle to cancer. All the while my mom was fighting a battle against her own body, to the point it's life threatening. Please share, donate, or at least spread the word. Anything helps 💕 thank you!

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today in social media...

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hospitals in america are like you farted and it was soooo stank we had to turn on a fan. +$100000000000 to your hospital bill

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Still growing🌱

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"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.

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one day you think: I want to die. and then you think, very quietly: actually. actually. I think I want a coffee. a nap. a sandwich. a book. and I want to die turns day by day into want to go home, I want to walk in the woods, I want to see my friend, I want to sit in the sun, I want a cleaner kitchen, I want a better job, I want to live somewhere else. I want to live.

- via duckbunny

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really obsessed with americans treating the 0-0 tie as a win for america. cause lets be real. it is

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I shall bottle my emotions. Surely nothing bad will happen if I do this.

*bottle explodes*

Strange. Time to put the contents in a new bottle.

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opening tumblr is like stepping into the woods at night and listening to the chaotic screams of wandering spirits

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No, it's not cringy it's fucking genius.

Tumblr staff understands its fucking userbase in a way Elon Musk will never understand Twitter.

Beating a dead horse into the ground is a supernatural reference.

Oh my god.

It's so fucking good.

This is just good.

This is speaking the language fluently.

Twitter is not fucking prepared.

I love and hate you all.

Be happy and DIE.

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My favorite conspiracy theories.

Are the ones I make about myself.

They always have enough evidence.

In my mind.

To be believable.

Poem and photographs by me.

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We can't ibuprofen our way outta this one boys