DAVE: dude were kind of giving ketchup and mustard rn
KARKAT: WHAT?
DAVE: yknow like the condiments
KARKAT: CONDOM… MEANT…?
DAVE: oh man dont tell me you guys are rawdogging your roasted tubular barkbeastflesh or whatever the fuck you would call them in trollsylvania
DAVE: just imagining the vantas extended family standing around at a cookout
DAVE: hurling obscenities at one another whilst horking down dry meat nestled betwixt even drier buns made of pulverized wriggler pupa molt
DAVE: roll footage of that over a troll sarah mclaughlin track and the caegars come pouring in
DAVE: anyway back to the first thing
DAVE: it kinda fits our vibe too
DAVE: me being the sweet sexy tangy coulis that every flag waving american wants slathered on their hog this summer
DAVE: shit lets be honest every other season too
DAVE: you being the grainy pungent explosively spicy heterogeneous gunk whose delicate honeylike undertones can only be unlocked by individuals with an acquired taste
DAVE: and lucky for you ive procured the shit outta your sapor
DAVE: theres a poupon joke to be made here somewhere gimme a sec
KARKAT: SOMETIMES I WONDER IF EDUCATING MYSELF MORE ABOUT YOUR FRIVOLOUS, SOFT-BELLIED HUMAN CUSTOMS WOULD SPARE ME AT LEAST AN HOUR PER DAY OF NONSENSISMS SPEWING FORTH FROM YOUR WASTECHUTE DIRECTLY INTO MY NOW CONSTANTLY-OVERSATURATED AURICULAR SPONGE CLOTS.
DAVE: not a chance babe
DAVE: you present me with a delectable little seedling of a talking point and ill nurture the bastard regardless of how much background knowledge you possess
DAVE: cultivating entire cropfields worth of witticisms
DAVE: at least fifty seven varieties
(a sort-of redraw of this old post!)
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he wouldn’t sit still for the photo unless his two favorite teachers were there with him 😅
(fionna and cake finale airing today which means it’s the last day i can effectively promote my middle school au. you want to root for toxic doomed yuri teachers sooo bad)
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It was just some young kid that made the tweet and later deleted them after having it properly explained.
ahh i see! i’m sorry, i definitely should’ve done a little more digging before having a knee-jerk reaction. i hope i didn’t come off too harsh; i’ve always thought there’s room for everyone to learn, especially kids on the internet, but i did get ahead of myself for the sake of a joke… 😅
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made some phone wallpapers for myself on a whim and thought u guys might like them too!! 🐸🌧🌈😘
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