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SAME also same feeling when ppl get all religious. Had a lady recently tell my husband and I she judges intelligence on how ppl have a relationship with "god". Sorry hubby! I guess we's some dumb mother fuckers up in this bitch 馃槀 lawd ppl open a damn book sometimes...and not that bs made up bible you waste your life living by. I'm talking like science and history books.
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My sweet beautiful most favorite birdie baby Althea 馃挋馃挏 guys...I'm about to have to be a biiitch! Gonna have to make a sign to put in her area of the house that says "NOT A FUCKING TOY!" "SHE'S NOT HERE FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT" "BACK THE FUCK OFF" in what world do you walk up in a mfers house and think it's ok just to try and pick up a animal that doesn't know you? 2 times..2 times! This has happened! I feel like a person with a new born up in Walmart with one of those weird mfers thinking it's ok to be all up on your baby spreading germs. Like show some fucking respect you brain dead dumb fucks...of course it was the 2 entitled know it all mfers in the fam thinking they can just pick a bird up that doesn't even know them. Normal ppl who have met her stay in their fucking lane and just say hi.
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Before and after pictures.
Built in shelves done!
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Althea
The prettiest girl in the world
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My new favorite thing ever.
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Introducing the new baby in the B house... Ms. Althea!
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Sometimes funny text/vent conversations is what keeps the crazy inside so the teachers don't have to see. This shit is so true though! These mfers are too damn extra. No wonder kids blow their brains out so early these days. Let them be babies and eat glue lmao.
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Crazy girl off to surgery first thing in the am. Wish her luck!
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It may be Tuesday but we're gonna eat icecream like it's
Friday
Ps.
Fuck this week already.
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7yo's first science project/presentation.
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Just a kitty with a gazelle marking on her head, laying on top of the Easter eggs she's trying to hatch. Why is there plastic Easter eggs in my lap in January? Why am I wearing someone else's shirt that's way to big and has a inappropriate image of a bunny holding a gun when I have to be at the school to drop off and pick up my kid? Why the heck is this dumb cat even in my lap looking at me like she's pissed? One word,
Chaos
And for it to just be Tuesday 馃槴 it's not as organized as it should be! Lol
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Pray for this man, there's nothing wrong with him...it's just his only day off this week and he's about to be sore as shit after I get through with his beautiful self.
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Setting here watching one of my 3 year olds unwrap these crayons and down them like it's a freaking little debbie snack 馃槄 I'm sure her teacher next year will think she's brilliant.
(That's if I even go through with abandoning my last babies at pre k next year) lol I'm nearly 100% positive I'm telling the school they can have them when they are 5.
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The shower crashers
Take a shower before 6am you get these guys interrupting. Take a shower after 6am and it's usually two 3 year olds and a 7 year old.
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"I just wanna stay in the sun where I find,
I know it's hard sometimes
Pieces of peace in the sun's peace of mind,
I know it's hard sometimes
Yeah, I think about the end just way too much"
"Oh, oh, oh I'm falling, so I'm taking my time on my ride"
Ride-Twenty One Pilots
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First thing on our list for our, We Do What We Fucking Want Day.
Yummy fresh baked cinnamon rolls!
Topped with rainbow sprinkles!
Nice touch my babies! They always know how to fancy up things 馃挌
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