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OTP No Worries

Person A: What did you do?

Person B: Why do you think I did something?

Person A: *sighs* If I see your face on the news tomorrow for some shit, I’m getting the reward money for myself.

Person B: *sweating* No need to worry about that,I didn’t do anything...

Person A: *looks at B*

Person B: ...

Person B: *takes tv and runs*

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OTP Ouch

Person A: What Happened?

Person B: *Covered in scrapes and bruises* I got into a fight.

Person A: You... Got into a fight? Who did you fight with?

Person B: A Hill... But don't worry! I WON!

Person A: Wow. With the looks of you, it must be a Plateau now.

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Mom Time?

Mom: why are you on the counter?

Me: Why are you not on the counter?

Mom: why are you *name*

Me: why are you mom?

Mom: I can’t give birth to myself.

Me: I can’t give birth to my mother.

Mom: I would hope not, it would be some wierd time machine.

Me: ...

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OTP BEAR

Person A: Valentine’s Day is just commercial holiday to sell bears and chocolates. Go on a date a different day.

Person B: *hiding bear and chocolates behind back* yep, I totally agree...

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OTP YES/NO?

Person A & B already dating

Person A: I just realized something!

Person B: What is it?

Person A: I never asked you out!

Person B: That's fine.

Person A: NO, will you go out with me?

Person B: What if I wanted to ask you out?

Person A: No, I wanted to ask.

Person B: So, You'll say no if I ask?

Person A: Of course not! I just want to be the one to ask.

Person B: What if I say no?

Person A: you wouldn't.

Person B: Maybe I would? You don't know.

Person A: I already asked, please just answer!

Person B: NO.

Person A: No you won't answer, or no you won't go out with me?

Person B: Neither. Will you go out with me?

Person A: Fuck you, and fuck yes!

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OTP Sleepy

Person A and B on the phone

Person A: *rambling* I just really like you, spending time with you, you give really good hugs...

*couple seconds of silence*

Person A: *startles* Sorry I fell asleep.

Person B: Really? You’ve been talking to me for the last five minutes.

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OTP 2am

Person A: You know what I just realized?

Person B: What?

Person A: That in 2020 it will have been 60 years since the 60’s.

Person B: ... shit you right.

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OTP KISS

Person A suddenly kisses B

Person B: * shocked/surprised * Why?

Person A: Why you? Or why’d I kiss you?

Person B: ... Both?

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My god I did not sign up for this many feelings when I decided to scroll through your blog 😩 But seriously, thank you for this, these posts make me feel all fuzzy! Love you! ❤️

Aw, thank you! 😊

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OTP The Fall

Person A:  ow!

Person B:  *is concerned* What happened?

Person A: Oh, I just fell for you so hard, it hurt.

Person B: But... you didn’t actually fall, you’re still standing. 

Person A: *Falls Dramatically*

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OTP HERE PT. 2

Person B laying on top of A.

Person A: Come here.

Person B: How?! How much closer do you expect me to get?

Person A: *sighs*

Person A: You know I meant with your lips.

Part 1

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OTP Ready Or Not

Person A: I’m 18, and I JUST realized that you say “Ready or not” during ‘Hide and Go Seek’ is because the person hiding might not be ready yet...

Person B: ... This! *Points dramatically at A* This is why I love you!

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Don't you think that having an otp/shipp is kinda strange? Like, u fall in love w the fact that other two people love each other.

No I don’t. I believe that most people ship because they like the relationship of the two, and find an escape through it. Much like reading or watch fantasy/fiction. Of course, people’s reasonings very.

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Have you watched/read Houseki no Kuni?

No I haven’t, but it looks interesting. Maybe I’ll check it out😊

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Hey what fandoms are you in?

Harry Potter, Voltron, Percy Jackson, etc.

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OTP VOICE MAIL

Person A is drunk and leaves B a voice mail.

Person A: Hi B, I love you

Person B: *in background* I love you too.

Person A: *starting to cry* I just want you to know

Person C: *background* A... A...

Person A: how important you are to me.

Person C: *background* A... hang up.

Person A: No, I’m talking to them!

Person B: *background* I’m right here, babe.

Person A: Well anyways, I love you so much.

Person B: I love you too, please hang up.

Person A: I would do anything for you.

Person B: Thank you, but please hang up.

Person A: *dramatily* I love you!

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OTP HERE

Person A & B spooning (A big spoon)

Person A: Come here.

Person B: ...but I am here?

Person A: Just come here.

Person B: I’m literally pressed against you, how much closer am I supposed to get??!

Person A: *frustrated* Will you just come here!

Person B: I am here!

Person A: No! turn around!

Person B: *Turns around* What?!

Person A: *kisses B* THAT’S WHAT!