Kuroko, talking about his and Aomine's falling out: and we would fist bump all the time but then one day he said he didn't need me anymore and left me hanging forever
Kagami to Kuroko, 0.001 seconds later: guess what our new thing is?
Don't you think it's funny cause actual canon gay characters in BL manga will say "I love you" but only the shounen bromance can spew out some of the most romantic shit akin to a 19th century poet writing a letter expressing his surpressed love for his lover 😭.....
BRO ABSOLUTELY 😭 like y’all spewing the most poetic shit to your ‘best friend’. Risking your life for them, will do anything for them, only to pull some type of ‘reki my love…of skateboarding’ after spilling your guts about how much you love them.
I’m crying so much about these bromance relationships. They have me in tears and pain and then you mean to tell me they ain’t even CANON.
And the way they have even more healthy relationships than most canon bl couples. Like can these creators please just make them kiss and in love
i desperately need knb (kuroko’s basketball) to get a popularity resurgence 😕 like where are all the haikyuu and other sports anime girlies at you’ll love knb trust
Why KnB is the straightest anime in existence, with proofs
Looking at your friends with so much tenderness and love is totally straight, look at them, they're so straight, there's no lingering tension between them, just a bunch of guys being pals, true platonic friendship.
Akashi is absolutely not doing heart eyes at his senpais, it's just a friendly and platonic look, source : trust me bro.
Being married to your shadow is not gay, stop saying nonsense, gay wedding is totally straight.
Gifting and accepting heart-shaped Valentine chocolates is something every good friends do, stop trying to make everything gay.
Look at Nash, hearts are the true mark of completely platonic interest, it doesn't have any romantic meaning, this is so straight of him.
Look at them being straight, they are so straight, the straightest, nothing gay to see here nothing at all.
Don't you think it's funny cause actual canon gay characters in BL manga/manhwa will say "I love you" but only the shounen bromance can spew out some of the most romantic shit akin to a 19th century poet writing a letter expressing his surpressed love for his lover 😭.....
The “no homo…but” of sports manga/anime in particular (but a lot of shounen in general) is just so funny to me. I mean, there’s homoeroticism in all sports, but you watch sports anime and you get your main duo gazing into each other’s eyes swearing to do whatever it takes to fulfill the dream they share and it’s like, come on. A fist bump/high five might as well be the 1-to-1 substitution for the kiss that “straight” dudes can’t share on screen.
A rant while i thought of while watching Kuroko no Basket for the first time:
Kagami Taiga is the only winner of the entirety of kuroko no basket because he didn’t fumble Kuroko. Unlike the generation of miracles, Kagami managed to become everlasting partners with the biggest baddie Kuroko Tetsuya. Bro scott pigilgrimed his ass against the five (?) evil exes and won. The generation of miracles must be frothing at the mouth they all fumbled so hard. They all had better initial chances but look at my man Kagami go like yes king go get your man. It doesn’t matter how many baskets you make bcs if you get with Kuroko, damn you’re already the biggest winner. Congratulations Kagami Taiga you are the true winner of the clusterfuck that is kuroko no basket. Bro gets to wake up to Kuroko next to him GODDAMN. The other five fumbled so hard like you don’t understand— *gets carted off to the psychotic ward*