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You know those moments you can REAAAALY feel a lie?

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hey mutuals do this it's fun

have a nice day

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Bird: *exists*

Brain: grab, its grab sized

Me: no thats mean

Brain: grab

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Feast, my child

Sometimes I live a normal life and sometimes I feel one uneven tooth in my mouth and consider ripping it out with a pair of pliers

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If someone is allergic to jizz do they have a nut allergy?

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Fuck the queue function. I’m hitting y’all with four straight hours of whirlwind shitposting followed by eight days of radio silence.

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WHOM'ST

Y’AIN’T’D’VE

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i hate that my first reaction to stress is always Time To Die™ like ok calm down edgelord

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If every moment in life felt like the sheer thrill, power and joy I felt the first time I listened to "Shinjuku Masterlord" by Emmure, I would be living my best life.

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i like how space doesn’t care about me. it’s impossible to disappoint the sun

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Sometimes I live a normal life and sometimes I feel one uneven tooth in my mouth and consider ripping it out with a pair of pliers

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My whole 18 years of living has lead to me sitting in a pizza hut bathroom, staring blankly at the unbearably squeaky toilet dispenser and just softly saying "same."

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It's time

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I'll fight you and everyone you love in the parking lot of a truckstop Dennys