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At the Dog Therapy

“I will have a fleet” — curlymanenofame

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“Don’t use definitives, like ‘no-one’ and 'everyone’, it’s bad writing”

“No it’s not!”

“Only a Sith deals in absolutes.”

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*walks into room* “I heard people yelling about mise en scene.”

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“Those raspberries were so good!”

“They really were”

“Too bad Driscoll is a monopoly…”

“It is?”

“Yeah! Want me to draw you a graph?”

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“You would be like Meecham, and have a threesome with the First Lady and the President!”

“Well I wouldn’t pass up the opportunity…it’d be something I tell my grandkids about!”

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“Does cake get refrigerated? I can’t put that in my fridge, it’s filled with alcohol”

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“My mom and I have been going to Quaker meetings. Like the religion. Quakers.”

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“He just knew I was single. I had that glow.”

“Like a pregnancy glow?”

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“If Justin Beiber was more racially ambiguous, he would be you.”

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“I want to locate and grill an eel”

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“I hate this coffee. Mainly because it reminds me that I’m a coffee elitist.”

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Ok, I made the spam. What do I do with it?!

Claflin Rec Room

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“We can be productive while drinking wine! In a neoliberal capitalist framework, consumption is productive.”

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hour 3 of rehearsals

“So the democrats have a donkey suit, and the republicans have a democrat….” “Do they keep him hostage?”

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If I die, who's going to say, "oh she failed history." And don't you dare eulogize at my funeral and tell everyone I failed history.

I will say it. Just you wait. 

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submission: "I have a penis story" (overheard as a transition between topics in a conversation)

Penis stories are the best kind of transition. 

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"So they sat me down for a talk because I made our with a first year. But I didn't make out with a first year! Well, maybe I did, but whatever"

Well which is it? Did you, or did you not make out with a first year?!