#so confused

[adeptune01]

Jason: SCREW you Replacement!

Tim: I CANNOT believe you fell for that!

Dick: Whoa- whoa- let's all calm down here! Damian- what happened?

Tim: This numbskull-

Jason: I should just shoot-

Dick: I ASKED DAMIAN! Damian- what happened?

Damian: It has been a long time since Todd frequented fast food establishments and Tim told him that while he was gone McDonalds had recently added to their menu...

Dick: Oh. Oh no.

Jason: Fuck you, Drake, for telling me that there was an "among us" meal at McDonalds. That was the most humiliating experience of my life!

Dick: Tim!

Tim: This is just payback for that time Todd told me he had put fear serum in one of my Kuerig pods and not knowing which one would add "spice to my mornings".

Dick: JASON-

[oshinsimblr]

i'm all for getting your coin... but i saw a hair in early access until july. it's april right now.

[lasersheith]

I somehow only just learned that tamsyn muir fancast Taika Waititi as John and I cannot tell you how much more sense that makes than the fandom collectively deciding that for some reason. It is still very alarming to just be scrolling down my dash and then suddenly there's Taika Waititi, covered in blood, surrounded by lesbians. But at least it makes sense now

[meyocoko]

[simplydm]

I forgot that blood on the clocktower was filmed while pearl was doing some of her DO runs, and was doing 4-D chess for a hot minute trying to figure out what these messages meant

[todomemolesta18]

.... wait what. How.... How do this two lines connect??

"I have my ways of stalking you so please look my way" whaaaaat?

Also, LOVE the detail that in the first image, Stolas is squeezing his cheek. SO ROMANTIC.

[braverytattoos]

a cutie

[sheafrotherdon]

“Yusuf,” whispered Nicolo. “Yusuf, are you awake?”

Yusuf whined unhappily. “Sadly, yes.”

Nicolo said nothing.

Yusuf let out a long, slow breath. “What is it?”

Nicolo, sitting cross-legged beside their campfire, shifted as though uncomfortable. “I fear I am ill.”

“Ill?” Yusuf pushed himself up from his bed roll to sit and look at Nicolo better.

Nicolo nodded.

Their camp was undisturbed – there was no acrid smell of vomit, no stench of emptied bowels, and Nicolo did not look feverish. He was perhaps pale, but it was hard to tell given his usual countenance and the effect of firelight on his face.  “Ill,” Yusuf repeated.

“Something has been wrong for a long time,” Nicolo offered. “I have not said anything for fear of worrying you, but. . . “ He lifted his hand to his chest, flexing his fingers over the spot where, no doubt, his heart beat quickly.

“Nico. We do not get sick.”

“This is not true.”

“We may experience a purging of something that would do us harm, we have demonstrated this in vivid fashion all too often,” Yusuf said, scrubbing his hands over his face. “But true sickness? In all these years we have not suffered, despite walking through plague.”

“It is not the plague,” Nicolo said firmly.

“Then what is it?” Yusuf asked.

Nicolo looked over toward him. “My stomach is constantly unsettled and spoils my appetite,” he said at last. “My heart beats wildly for no reason – there is no danger, and yet it will not cease its clatter.”

“Oh?” Yusuf offered.

“My palms –” And Nicolo held up one hand as if to demonstrate, “—sweat, and my skin prickles. I cannot catch my breath. Sometimes . . .”  He shook his head mournfully. “I tremble.”

Yusuf felt his own heart pick up its pace, hope unfurling inside his chest like first sunlight. “Is there . . . do you feel this all the time?”

“No.” Nicolo shook his head. “It comes and goes; it steals upon me in the night on watch; it seizes me when I follow you along these overgrown paths; I wake from dreams and . . . “ He stopped, swallowed, and his cheeks pinked.

“Nico.”  Yusuf pushed off his blanket and moved to sit at Nicolo’s side. “This does not sound like illness.”

“No?”

“No.” Yusuf gathered up all the courage inside him and reached out to touch Nicolo’s face. “Or if it is, I too am sick.”

Nicolo looked suddenly alarmed, his hand coming up to wrap around Yusuf’s wrist.

Yusuf smiled at him. “Do not worry. I may know a cure.”

Nicolo frowned, looking as serious as Yusuf had ever seen him, and Yusuf had only a moment to watch that expression change as he leaned in and pressed his lips to Nicolo’s own. It was a soft kiss, short, and as Yusuf pulled away Nicolo protested, humming, his free hand grabbing Yusuf’s elbow. “Wait,” he whispered.

Yusuf did so, watching Nicolo as his gaze drifted between Yusuf’s eyes and his mouth.  “Yes?”

Nicolo pulled in a breath and leaned forward, kissing Yusuf gracelessly until Yusuf tilted his head and their lips slid together. It was far from the best kiss in which Yusuf had participated, but no kiss could compare in summoning such joy to Yusuf’s heart that he thought it might burst.

“I am embarrassed to realize that I . . . that we -- all this time? It was this?” Nicolo asked as they parted, and Yusuf laughed out loud.

“My best beloved,” he said simply, and Nicolo smiled hesitantly, hopefully, and they kissed again.

[sturnioloshacker]

nicolas antonio wtf is going on with the pink pfp and the ‘loading…’ in your bio???? i’m honestly so confused with these boys at the moment like bro chill please

[wildlife4life]

Buck is confused by his jealousy???

I'm confused by it.

Like what is it truly over???? Tommy/Eddie friendship? Eddie hanging out with another guy and not Buck? Buck wanting Tommy? Buck not having as easy as time making a friend? What Eddie and Tommy develop? All the above?

Shaking Buck so hard. Tell me what is your jealousy is about!!!

[merlucide]

okay so you know what’s so frustrating- when I search up jjk x reader it’s all smut😭 like ok, RARE, very RARE occasions I will read smut- I just want good ol’ fluff man🥲 I don’t wannn know about how I deep-throat gojo, I want to know how I kiss his eyelids when he sleeps😔

the struggle is real man☹️

((link some fluff/crack if you know any good ones🙏))

[grumpytrans]

what the hell are you talking about ive been on this hellsite for 12 years

[fcb-mv33]

Their faces when the car started talking😭😭😭

[illariar]

Mouth size difference

[mxshmxsh]

okay dokay so theres a new dragons rising s2 spoilers vid on the LEGO channel on yt but the spoilers were all covered up, but I caught a part that said "Also, Wyldfyre get a boyfriend!" in the subtitles.

Holy FSM.

[thatdeadaquarius]

Imagine everyone in genshin could physically see when you lag. Collecting some sunsettia then my ping sky rockets to 999 and im frozen for a good minute in the middle of doing an attack 😭

SOB bro ive gotten caught in some DOWNRIGHT SILLY lags before- i would pass away if they saw that

Esp since i get them stuck then just start laughing my ass off 💀

This gif took me out this is so funny 😭 i had to put it here LMAO

I accidentally made Venti jump on top of a Aranara house when I was first exploring Sumeru and did that "flying in the air/jumpin down pose" but just. Through a palm leaf, he's just fluttering in the wind it was painfully ironic 😭

BRO

BRO

Bro.

What if u were isekaied to Genshin but it still has game rules, and so now ur like a character too,

SO U CAN ALSO LAGGGG STOPPP 😭😭😭

I would constantly be omw to the Backrooms 💀

Glitching thru magic shit bc im inpatient and wanna hurry (lagged myself thru some domain steps once)

OH MY GOD-

IF THEYRE AWARE

OF EVEN JUST YOU LAGGING THEIR BODIES

DUDE 😭

So this is unrelated to lag shit, but Ive just done so much silly ass things in game that they would find just as funny or dumb 💀

♤

So, When i first started Genshin I was on some Shit.

I had only rlly played one or two open world games before, and even then not for a long time, so I just like did the stupidest things

I was fighting in those early domains in Mondstadt right, and I had just gotten to the cutscene with Lisa and Traveler, I think thats all who were there

And I had just finished the last battle in the chamber, so I had just deployed Baron Bunny from Amber but killed the monsters before it could go off-

SO IN THE MIDDLE OF LISA TALKING- JUST AN EXPLOSION HAPPENS STAGE LEFT OFF SCREEN AND INTERUPTS HER LMFAO

I LITERALLY APOLOGIZED TO LISA I WAS CRYING LAUGHING SO HARD

(no pls dont make her aware of that for me she would bully me forever)

I FELT LIKE I WAS JUST CAUSING THESE CHARACTERS PROBLEMS RIGHT OFF THE BAT LMAO

◇

And I also didnt know about boss monsters yet (i didnt watch anyone play genshin/know where or what they were lol goin in blindfolded essentially)

So im running around Mond. and I start fighting a Cryo whopperflower for a little while, im not high level yet, and deadass MID SWORD SWING-

I GLITCH THRU A TINY CRACK IN THE ROCKS BC ITS OPEN ON THE TOP RIGHT??!! SO IT WAS JUST SOLID GROUND TO ME AND IM JUST FALLING-??!!

AND THEN I LAND MY ASS THE GIANT CRYO FLOWER REGISVINE AND I STG IT LAGGED AND WAITED FOR A MINUTE BEFORE IT STARTED MOVING LIKE IT WAS CONFUSED TOO-

AND ITS LEVEL IS LIKE IN THE RED

AND THE FALL KILLED AETHER (which I also didnt know could happen 😭TRAUMA) SO I JUST SUDDENLY HAVE AMBER OUT- !!??

BRO THAT WHOLE SITUATION MADE ME THINK I HAD ANGERED THE TINY FLOWER SO BAD IT JUST BECAME HUGE-

I WAS LITERALLY SCREAMING AT MY SCREEN "AMBER FUCK RUNNNN OH GOD AETHER'S DEAD???!! "

BC I WAS LIKE LEVEL 14 VS. ITS LEVEL 36

Talk about an all-knowing creator god 😭😭

Thatd be so embarassing if they remembered that 💀 aether would literally bring it up all the time to get to me

AMBER WOULD PITY ME AND HAVE SYMPATHEY NOO

♧

Then later on in Liyue, theres a chest underneath these guard statues hidden by a bush right? And one of those Geoculus star things too, and i have my compass out trying to find all the Geoculuses(?)

And Im like, " ok towards the statue??"

THEN I JUST PLUMMET- AND I IMMEDIATELY INSTINCTIVELY LIKE, SO HEARTBROKEN AND DISTRESSED SOUNDING "nOPLEASENOTAGAIN- oh, ohhh my godd" my heart was racinggg i literally sighed and I sat there for a minute breathin heavy 😭😭

My team wouldve had a heart attack and field day with me doin shit like that, theyd be like

"This our god? This you?"

Aether has so much blackmail on me 🥲

☆

If I had a mora for everytime I fell on a boss monster in Genshin Impact, I would have 3 mora.

Which isn't a lot of mora, but it's weird that it happened three times.

Cheers,

💀♒️

(we updated the logo bc im stupid and didnt realize i couldve been typing that the whole time)

♡the beloveds♡

Srry figure it was close enough id tag yall anyway

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist