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Love the blog!

Thank you so much!

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Maybe this is a dumb idea, but I'd love to be in the same house as my partner and go to separate rooms to masturbate and call each other on the phone, like we're not just one wall away 🤭 to hear them moaning from the other room, knowing that they could come get you right now if they really wanted

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Being a bratty sub is actually my calling in life, and I will continue to get punished on purpose because it feels good 🥰

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If you want to be moots just send in an ask!! Especially fellow smut writers, I'd like to communicate in our community =>

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I want him to use my body for his morning wood when he first wakes up 🤭 it doesn't matter if I'm still asleep, have me wake up full of cum and moaning in my ear how naughty it feels

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Wearing no panties with my skirt so when we go out to eat I can sit on his lap and cockwarm him, maybe even move around a bit to tease him until he takes me to the nearest restroom and punishes me for being so naughty in public ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

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Pick my lingerie and dress me up like your little doll, and then fuck me into oblivion =3

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Thank you to the 4 people who bought me a coffee ♡ I'll use it to buy some Boba since I don't actually drink Coffee 🫶🏾 I LOVE YALL!!

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If I had to choose between you and the sun I'd be the owl under your moon and the stars alongside your beauty (poetic rizz)

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Hello! I was wondering if you could help me with something?

I need something to the effect of a dildo, but shampoo bottles, hairspray, and deodorant are too big, and my hairbrush doesnt have a handle.

I used to use my lip gloss bottles, markers, and then a 2 inch thick and 7 inch long candy tube (like what mini m and ms come in) but now I need something else.

Thank you for reading!

ps.

My roommate never leaves our room, and her bed is very close to mine, so anything noisy, like a toothbrush, is out of the question.

Hello! Thanks for coming to me for advice! For your exact situation I've chosen that a screwdriver would be an ideal item to use (the handle of course) its not loud, it should have a nice length or girth even if it's an average screwdriver, and it's most likely in your home, lemme know how that works!

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Rating things I've masturbated with before

1. A potato peeler

Yes I did use a potato peeler handle at a very dark broke time in my life and yes I did get caught with it in my bed and it was awkward.

Overall I'll rate it a 9/10 because it was pretty thick, (it was the Betty crocker brand btw) and it was a good 4 and a half inches long, slick material and I surprisingly never cut my fingers.

2. A mascara bottle

This was actually one of the first things I ever used way back when. Since my hymen was newly broken and I hadn't been stretched by much length before it felt really filling so I actually enjoyed it, I enjoyed it so much that I would often use it regularly (yes I cleaned these things btw) I give it a  9/10.

3. A chapstick

Again this was one of my first things I ever used, actually this was the FIRST thing I ever used to try to break my hymen because I couldn't even fit 2 fingers in myself, so I asked a friend and she told me to start with that and to work my way up. I rate it a 3/10.

4. The classic hairbrush

Right off the bat I rate it a 6 or 7/10 it feels nice but it doesn't quiet satisfy me as much as I'd like it to, this also depends on the size and brand of the said hairbrush.

5. A knife handle

Yeah I'm about to get canceled for this but I've fucked a knife handle as crazy as it sounds, it was a steak knife with a semi rounded handle so I saw the opportunity, No one was hurt thankfully. I rate it a 5/10, probably woul have felt better if I wasn't afraid of fucking slicing my hands open in the process.

6. A rolling pin

Actually guys that's a joke I haven't stuffed a whole rolling pin in my vagina now that I think about it... nah actually 😂

7.   A 5 inch dildo (no curves)

I RATE IT A 150000000/10

this was my favorite toy ever before it got broken and man

I would squirt like 5 times a day with that, I liked it so much it made me sore though haha.

8. A 7.5 inch dildo (with curve)

I'm gonna give thus a 7/10 because it had potential but the curve really threw it off for me it wasn't hitting it like I wanted it to and was slightly slimmer in girth than the 5 inch one, I also think the 7.5 inches were too long for me, either tht or like I said the curve was the problem.

ALL RIGHT THATS ALL HORNY FUCKS

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Creampies are the key to happiness

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I need another scissoring smut

Oooh someone is feeling extra gay today( me too) warnings: scissoring (obv) fem bodied reader

Perhaps your thinking about being on top and rubbing against her as she moans and you can feel the folds of her pussy squelching beneath yours, both your slick making it easy for you to rock on the bed to a steady rhythm your hips keeping pace but buckling every time she squirmed and when she wrapped her legs around your waist to encourage you to make even more friction. You reached down to toy with her clit as you made long slow passionate strokes against her pussy with your own making your body temperature rise and your desire peak. You couldn't help but let out some whimpers yourself as you humped against her puffy warm pussy ♡

AHHHH I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD MAKE MORE DRABBLES ABOUT THIS OR LIKE MAKE A STORY IDKIDK ITS UP TO YOU GUYS

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*stays hard after I cum inside you & keeps going*

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One thing about me is I love a whiny man, I love desperate whiny men especially, I wanna hear you begging and tugging at my leg because you wanna get laid down and rode like a good boy and I wanna hear you whine from desperation as you hump my leg in heat of your arousal

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ur goofy “fanfic”

Obviously you cannot stand confrontation which is why you're on anon, if you really have a problem with my stories you can scroll or block me , plus all of my works are orginal, there is no fanfic🤷‍♀️

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High eyes just do it for me every damn time, if I see your eyes low and red my panties are already down and my ass is in the air